DO NOT MURDER. THIS IS AN EXPLANATION, NOT A CHAPTER.
Claire: askldfjlkasdfklasdflsad I'm so glad you people don't know where we live cuz if you did I'm sure you'd kill us in our sleep. D:
BUT SINCE THE NAGGING HAS BEEN GETTING MORE FREQUENT, I FEEL LIKE MAKING EXCUSES—er…explaining why we haven't posted, I mean…
But really, we did tell you we were going on the hiatus…this was the point, yes? HAVE NONE OF YOU EVER EXPERIENCED WRITER'S BLOCK?!??!?!?!?LDSJKLSAL FJSLKADJFLASJFLKASDSJF
NO. Wait, I'm sorry D: I should be nice to you people for actually sticking with this story even though it's been so freaking long. You guys are amazing and have amazing patience and loyalty and stuff…you're all so awesome.
SO HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED: We started out with just plotting really simply what would happen in the next chapters. Then we filled in more details and wonderfully ridiculous things, working out the kinks in our plot along the way….
Meanwhile, Leah's computer, which has been failing at life for about…a year and a half…finally got replaced for Christmas. I mean seriously, the thing is a piece of junk. You pick it up and the top half detaches from the bottom part, except for a few wires and stuff.
Right…point is, Leah got this beautiful shiny new HP. It was lovely. So we got the files onto that computer via email and stuff and finished plotting TO THE END OF THE FUCKING STORY. ASDKFJASLDFJLSJDKFJSODKFJASODIFUSAODFJASDLFKJASODRJFIASDFJOKJILJLKSADLIFJASOIDFHPASOIHRWSIOEHJAODKFJAPSOEIKJSAOKFJASASJDOIFJSOIASKJDFOSPIJFOSDJFOKADSJLFISDPJFIOSADHFOISDHYFIHSDSKDI
And then it broke.
It was like two weeks old…and it just…stopped…turning on…
She says they probably have to wipe the hard drive.
So it's gone.
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FUCKING ALKSDFJLKSDFLASJJOSADIFOIHASDHFHJDS THIS IS ALL BECAUSE LEAH NEVER EMAILS ME THINGS WHEN I TELL H ER TO. AKLSDFJL;ASOJFWAHOEIPHPOIASHOIDSOHSAODIHL;DKFJASDOFUWAJIFJILSKFJKSADJFPOIS;FJOIAS[ZJ;DKASJDFOIASJDPIOASJDFPOIJSDSZOJIHEZFPOIHFHOISADFJOPASIDKJF;ASDJF I TELL HER LIKE EIGHT MILLION FUCKING TIMES WHEN IM LEAVING AND SHE SAYS SHE WILL AND THEN I GET HOME AND TWO HOURS LATER SHE STILL HASN'T SO I CALL HER AND GET PISSED AND SHE SAYS 'Oh well were just going to work on it more tomorrow so I don't feel like it…'
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Okay no, I shouldn't blame Leah. This is probably my fault…I should have known no matter how shiny and new that computer was it couldn't withstand Leah's computer curse….
-dies-
So…please…have a tiny…tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny iota of mercy…
I'm going to have a nervous breakdown but Eva reminded me Leah has a good memory…and Leah says she remembers most of it…I really…really hope its true….
AND IT'S MIDTERMS WEEK AGAIN TOO!!!! D:
I'll go sob hysterically now…
Leah: -cries as well- I'm really super sorry. And, and, and, yeah, this must really suck for you guys.
Um, I'm gonna try to start up on writing the plot out again after all my difficult midterms are over….damn chemistry and math.
Thanks so much for being so patient with us and sticking with us and stuff. –hugs readers-
On the bright side, Durham has been groomed for the first time in about a year and he smells nice and he doesn't have crap on his ass anymore :D
Claire: And for all of you who keep asking why Eva isn't in our author's note things. Guh. She basically just gave up…she gets bored with things easily. But after much nagging and violence I sort of convinced her to try and help finish.
-remembers the lost story line-
-SOB-
Leah: And, I discovered yesterday, that bees have penises :D
Claire: I'm still afraid…please, dwell on the bee penises instead of our fail :(
Leah: Damn, now I wonder if they have vaginas too…
Claire: Thank you, Leah……………………………….