Yayoi taught me how to fight blind. How to fight without seeing my enemy. Yayoi isn't as good as my uncle- but that's okay. I'm better than he is.
Oh god I'm not better than he is. Hey- maybe luck really does play as much a role in battle as skill?
Shit shit shit kunai shit shuriken shit shit NINJUTSU HOLY HELL UNCLE HOLY SHIT FUCK FUCK healing jutsu healing jutsu clear the burns fuck fuck ow.
Left! Left keep your eyes on his hands and feet shit shit TUCK AND ROLL. Jump. Salvo of shuriken as distraction, senbon rain and GOT HIM AAAGH DAMMIT FUCK FUCK NOHARA FUCK SHE'S SO GOOD AT TRAPS THIS IS TERRIBLE ARRRRRRRRGH.
Oh hello Wolf-sempai, nice to see you trying to stab me. Terribly sad that you're so bad at breaking onion-style genjutsu like Yayoi loves to beat me down with.
GYAH, DAMMIT NOHARA-SEMPAI FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK SHIT ow ow ow GOT YOU, HAH!
Utilize Uncle's distraction and- yeeeees! Got him! Reality check- check. I really got him.
I've got a cracked shin, wrenched shoulder, shallow slice on my left side from Wolf-sempai, broken fingers, broken nose, and chakra exhaustion. I've incapacitated all three members of Team Minato through skill, cunning, and so much luck.
And probably Yayoi's random moments of devilish training.
I wonder if I impressed her…