Author Note: I'm really glad you guys liked it! Here you go!

Neighbors 2.1

::

"And you're n-not like nervous to meet my father?"

Sasuke looked up from his tattoo magazine to his girlfriend. It was Friday afternoon. The school had a half-day so she came to the parlor to wait for him. "Should I be?"

"Whoa, you're meeting the daddy?" Temari, the blond receptionist asked, plopping down beside Hinata. Hinata remembered her first time coming here and the vile look Temari gave her. Turns out Temari is, much like she is with Gaara, protective over Sasuke. She thought Hinata was some stick-in-the-mud, high maintenance girl.

Although she can be a stick-in-the-mud, she wasn't high maintenance. They learned of her paranoia and tease her constantly.

Sasuke nodded and smirked at the blonde woman. "Think he'll like me?"

"Dark aura, tattoos, piercings and nonchalant attitude...what father wouldn't?" She laughed. "I'll be surprised if he lets you inside without spraying a bit of Holy Water."

Hinata frowned. "T-that second part isn't true..."

Temari laughed harder and gasped, leaning towards the Uchiha. "Are you two banging yet?"

Hinata's face burned. "N-no!"

She paused and asked. "Really?" Temari looked at him for confirmation. Sasuke shook his head and continued to flipped through the tattoo magazine. "I could have sworn... Whoa, hey, maybe you got a chance," Temari stood. "Hey Gaara!"

The red hair called back, "What?"

"Guess who isn't-"

Hinata jumped on the blonde back. "No! Don't go screaming it!"

Temari hoisted the girl on her back. "Geesh, she's so cute, Sasuke. Let's get matching piercings, Hinata."

"S-Sasuke!" Hinata called. Sasuke simply waved her off and continued reading the article.

::

Hinata sat in the middle of her floor. "I've h-had so many memories in here," she whispered. "Goodbye floors I've fallen on countless times." She stood. "Furniture that I've stumped my toes on, walls I've hit my shoulders on, cabinets I-"

"You're a fucking mess," Sasuke dropped the folded boxes under his arms to the floor. "I'm getting you checked out."

Hinata waved him off. "You're taking me out of my home."

Sasuke opened up one of the boxes. "Don't make it seem like I'm forcing you to come. You said-"

"I was jealous," she poked him in the chest. "I was...jealous so I said it."

Sasuke took her wrists and held them above her head. "You can have these back when you learn to use them."

Hinata giggled and stood to her tip-toes. "S-sorry..." She watched Sasuke's eyes lower as she came closer. Right before their lips met Hinata turned away. "Y-you can have them back...a-after you learn how to act."

"Ah, you're going to get enough of mocking me?" He quickly let her arms go and picked the girl up. Hinata smiled and kissed him once. Sasuke returned the motion. She wrapped her arms around his neck. "Princess..."

She simply pressed her lips to his and gave a muffled, "Yes?"

"I think I-" he was cut off by her cellphone. He let her go slowly.

"Hold that thought," she asked and answered her phone. "Hello! Awh...Yes, the r-rumors are true. Who...told you?" The short woman laughed. "Awh, I'll miss you too, Mako."

Sasuke groaned. That idiot maintenance man is the main reason why he moved. He was working the plumbing upstairs and put a hole in Sasuke's bathroom ceiling. He was not about to have an old woman watching him shower.

"Yes, I'm moving in with Sasuke-kun... No, no... He isn't necessarily making me."

Sasuke snatched her phone away. "Look, I'm taking her out of this hole. She had mold in here and your solution was air freshener." He didn't allow the man to continue before hanging up.

"That was mean!" Hinata pouted.

"Never said I was nice."

There was a painful pause. "You... You want me to be safe. That's it."

"Princess..." Sasuke warned. "Stay back."

"You d-don't want to me to stay here for my health too!"

"You faint all the time. It can't be healthy." He backed up, almost tripping over the boxes.

"You're so-"

"Stop."

"But..."

"Don't say it," the Uchiha turned around and of course Hinata leapt on his back.

"You're so nice, Sasuke." She said directly in his ear. "Is that your weakness? To be called o-out on your niceness?"

Sasuke dropped to the couch ultimately squishing the girl behind him. Hinata gave a muffled laugh and latched onto him more. "What's the animal you're acting like?"

"Koala."

"No, a leech." He pried her legs from his waist. "Let's pack before that fat-ass Mako gets down here."

Hinata sighed. "Goodbye couch, I'll remember the comforts you've g-given me. Good-" Sasuke tackled the girl to her back.

"God, shut up." He cupped her face. "Or I'll make you."

"Make-"

"Uchiha Sasuke, I am here... and ready... to fight!" Mako panted at the opened door. "Gah... Get off of... Her..." He clutched his heart and fell to one knee. "Just wait..."

Sasuke looked back at the girl. "Can I kiss you now or..."

"No! H-help him!" She squeaked.

"Fine," Sasuke stood and picked up the man by the collar. "Get up Fat-Ass."

"I'll... I'll kill you... U-Uchiha."

"Yeah, alright. Find a cookie and come back to me." He pulled him out the door. "Fuck, do you believe in green foods?"

"P-pickles... Fried pickles."

Hinata watched them before lying on her back. Her cheeks warmed thinking about the events of today. "I w-wonder what he was going to say?"

Whoa, that was a strange sense of Déjà vu.