Phosphora's stomach grumbled as she sighed, placing her hands on her rumblimg belly. Wario was picking his nose with his right finger while Mida was scratching her butt.
"Ugh, am I hungry. Do you two morons have anything to eat on this boat?" Phosphora asked as she glanced at the two.
Midna burped loudly as Wario laughed heartily, with Phosphora growling as she was quite annoyed.
"Did that answer your question?" Midna responded with a sly smirk as she stretched her arms.
Phosphora stood up, approaching Midna and picking the imp up. "Listen up, you ugly fat sack of crap, how can there be no more food on this boat?"
"Hey! Don't you dare insult my girlfriend!" Wario remarked as he performed a shoulder bash attack on Phosphora, knocking her down and causing her to let go of Midna.
"Oww! Why did you attack me for telling the truth!?" Phosphora growled as she glared at Wario. "You two are like twins! So slobby, and pudgy! You're like Cartman!"
Wario and Midna squinted as they glanced at each other, then back at Phosphora.
"Who?" They replied, with Phosphora's eyes shrinking as she sweatdropped.
"You... don't know who he is!?" Phosphora stated in disbelief as she was going to comment on their social status not being up to date, when she felt another rumble in her stomach. "Ourgh! Oh man...!"
"Hey! You better not have a baby while on board! I ain't no doctor!" Wario stated as he folded his arms together.
"Baby!? I'm famished, you moron!" Phosphora snapped as she kicked Wario in the stomach, which in turn made her bend over in pain as she felt her stomach rumble more. "Yeargh...! Why me...!?"
Midna took a good glance at Phosphora's body, not being impressed by how the goddess looked. Suddenly, much to everyone's shock, Phosphora farted a big, brassy tuba toot on Midna, her butt blast of gas being strong enough to blow the twilight midget off the boat and into the water. Phosphora had a mad red blush on her face, with Wario pushing her to the side and jumping into the water to rescue his beloved.
"That... was just fart gas the entire time..." Phosphora mumbled to herself as she was lying flat on her stomach, being in disbelief as she let out a cute little poot afterwards, feeling embarrassed for farting in front of Wario and Midna.
"Are you okay-a, my sweet-a?" Wario asked as he looked at Midna eye to eye.
Midna nodded, giving Wario a quick smooch on the chin as she casted a glare at Phosphora. "I'm fine.. the water didn't bother me that much, but that lightning freak on the other hand..."
Wario turned around, glaring at Phosphora too, who stood up and turned around, confused as to why both of them were glaring daggers at her.
"What?" Phosphora stated in her defense as she moved her arms around, shaking her head. "Almost everyone farts! Don't look at me as if I did something not natural!" She farted a wet toot, causing her to lower her head in shame as Wario and Midna both began laughing at her expense.