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T'd Up

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Blaine collapsed down into the chair across from Sebastian with a heavy groan. "You need to get rid of him."

Sebastian lifted a brow, waiting for Blaine to elaborate. He had an idea of whom Blaine meant. It hadn't been hard to see how the new kid would have rubbed Blaine the wrong way. Being Blaine though, he pretended that it wasn't a problem to the kid's face and acted as a friend while subtlety plotting behind his back.

"Just... just get rid of him already."

"I'm not a hit man or in the mafia." Sebastian pointed out, leaning back into the plush chair and stretching his legs out in front him, crossing them at the ankle.

"Right, right, sorry, I just thought you'd do it better than me." They both had a lot of influence around here with a majority of the building, be it teacher, admin or fellow student. Sebastian was known to use his for more nefarious purposes and people still went along with it despite knowing it wasn't exactly right. Whereas Blaine was a bit more subtle in his manipulation and presented a good face as he did so. Everyone loved Blaine and admired Sebastian.

They had instantly recognized it in the other and had formed a partnership of sorts. Sebastian kept telling Blaine that the partnership would be even stronger if they joined up in all ways. Blaine had waved him off time and time again, stating that the only one it would benefit would be Sebastian and not even that well. People would eye both of them wearily if they got together, not that it would last long. It would cause a power rift between them when they split apart and if it weren't on amicable terms.

Most of Sebastian's relationships ended well and still in his pocket. His relationships only lasted about 3 days, 6 if they were really talented, otherwise it was a few hours, max.

"I'm kind of surprised you want to get rid of him so badly. He's another member of the Blaine fan-club." He'd fallen for Blaine's charm routine and he'd caught him drawing hearts around their names. It just made him roll his eyes and scratch Kurt off his list of boys he should bed, it was just pathetic and so ridiculous how someone that smart was so dumb.

"He's not completely under my spell." Blaine groaned. "The other day he called the Warblers – Blaine and the Pips. What's worse, he's pulling others from my club and forming one of his own."

Sebastian was a bit offended by that title, he was in the group too and he had plenty of solos and his own fan-base. Sebastian also couldn't be sure if Blaine was being literal or metaphorical anymore. "So?" Sebastian didn't see the problem. There was room at the top for a three-some. "Join forces, you'd be a power couple here."

"No." Blaine shook his head. "I don't date Dalton boys."

"He's public school fodder, he's just hiding out here until things get sorted out at home. Then he'll be back at that school, mark my words. He will have no one to compete with there."

Blaine eyed him wearily. "What do you know of his old school?"

There was hidden depth to that question, something Blaine appeared to feel guilty about. Sebastian didn't investigate, only shrugged. "Nothing, why?"

The guilt was fleeting and disappeared quickly. What had Blaine done? Nothing so bad apparently because he was ready to send Kurt right back there again.

"Still, he's attending school here, I won't date him." Blaine looked pleased with himself as he looked over Sebastian. Sebastian didn't want to know what he was thinking. "That won't stop you though."

If Blaine had a relationship that topped a month, Sebastian would be surprised. "What are you getting at?"

"What I'm getting at, is that Kurt is in a vulnerable place to be swept up into a romance and unceremoniously dumped at the right moment, send him scurrying back to McKinley."

"O...k..." Sebastian didn't get how this involved him.

"I want you to woo him, sex him up, and take the rug out from under his legs."

"You know that would just cause all sorts of legal issues, right?"

"This is an anti-violence school, there's nothing in the charter about playing tricks on people. Nor any way he can prove that you did anything nefarious, relationship end."

"I'm starting to understand what you'd get out of this arrangement, but why would I bother participating?" He still thought it was stupid, they were a stronger team with Kurt on the Warblers.

"Not only would you get to bed the new kid but..." Blaine hesitated and glanced around the room for the first time, as if whatever he was going to say was worse than plotting to get rid of someone he'd just called vulnerable himself. "I'll give you what you really want."

Sebastian snorted, there wasn't anything that he wanted that he couldn't get for himself. "Oh yeah, what's that?"

"A night with me – off campus, of course."

"Droll." Sebastian rolled his eyes again and sagged into his chair. "What a build up for such a let down."

"You've wanted in my pants for the last two years. I'm finally giving you that opportunity, as long as you get rid of Kurt first." Blaine looked as offended as Sebastian should have been feeling.

Instead, Sebastian thought about the arrangement and prospects. Blaine had been a challenge but he was presenting the prize as if it was a fate worse than death to participate with Sebastian in that way. It definitely wasn't a prison sentence, many guys requested to visit again but Sebastian didn't often open the door for repeats. Many had requested to get in all on their own volition without Sebastian having to raise a finger and set about showing Sebastian that they could turn his head.

It had gotten to the point where Sebastian didn't have to do any work anymore, his reputation spoke for him. These days he got all the pleasure without having to give any effort in return. Most guys were content to just say they'd been with the Great Sebastian Smythe, even if it had been a lack-luster night. They'd never share that information and on his end, he never failed to deliver or get. Everyone he'd ever been with had gone in willingly and with eyes wide open and knowing what to expect.

They never expected or asked for more, even those who wanted repetition, were just wanting to have a good night, nothing more.

Other than this unspoken arrangement with Blaine, Sebastian didn't have very many friends and those he counted as the best of his friends were all straight males so there was no confusion. This would be an interesting experiment. And yes, ok, he'd already mentally agreed to the challenge before Blaine propositioned himself. He wouldn't tell him that though. He wondered if Blaine would go through with it when they were down to the wire.

Sebastian looked at the fingers of his right hand, inspecting the nail length and his cuticles, all in perfect order, of course. He didn't put his fingers in mouths or assholes without maintaining a certain level of cleanliness. He expected the same back. Kurt looked incredibly clean and put together and he wanted to wreck that image, at least in private.

"Don't worry Blaine, I'll seduce the new kid." It would be fun for him.