Hey again guys! I have created yet another chapter for you to engulf yourself in! I will be coming out with another series as well. Completely different from this story, but I'm hoping a big hit!

Disclaimer: I don't own HP or Starkid.

Act 1 Scene 2

Ginny: Ron!

Ginny shrieked when she saw the girl on the screen. Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Malfoy were laughing. "I don't act like that! Do I?" She groaned.

"Of course not!" Harry stifled through his laughs. Ginny threw a pillow at him knocking him off the couch making his parents laugh as well. Ginny stood up and sat in Harry's spot causing him to sit on the floor and pout with his arms over his chest.

You were supposed to take me to Madam Malkin's and use those sickles Mom gave you for my robe fittings!

Harry: Uh, who's this?

Ron: Uh, this is stupid, little, dumb sister Ginny.

"Wasn't me!" Ron yelled as Ginny glared at him.

She's a freshman. Ginny, this is Harry. Potter

"Wow, gee thanks Ron. The last name makes ALL the difference," Harry rolled his eyes.

"Oi what's wrong with your last name!" James cried.

"The fact that it's yours," he teased.

Harry: Hey.

Ginny: You're Harry Potter. You're the Boy-Who-Lived.

Harry: Yeah, you're Ginny.

Ginny: Oh, it's Ginevra.

She quivered at the use of her full name

Harry: Cool, Ginny's fine.

Ron: Stupid sister -claps-

"umm why did I just clap?" Ron asked confused.

"Really badly interpreted stage slap?" Hermione guessed

"Everyone just shrugged

Ginny: Aah!

Ron: Don't crowd the famous friend. -Laughs-

Harry raised his eyebrows at Ron who threw his arms in the air.

Hermione: Do you guys here music or something?

Harry: Music? What are you talking about?

Ron: Yeah, someone's coming.

Harry: Someone's coming?

Cho, Pansy, Lavender (singing): Cho Chang! Domo arigato, Cho Chang! Gung hay fat, Choy Chang! Happy, Happy New Year, Cho Chang!

"Bloody hell?"

Ginny: Oh, who's that?

Harry: That's Cho Chang.

Ron: That's the girl that Harry's totally been in love with since freshman year.

Ginny's face fell when she heard this, but only Hermione saw.

Hermione: Yeah, but he won't say anything to her.

Ron: Well, yeah, you never tell a girl that you like her; it makes you look like an idiot.

Ron, Harry and Malfoy nodded in agreement while Ginny and Hermione rolled their eyes.

Ginny: Konichiwa Cho Chang, it is good to meet you. I am Ginny Weasley.

Lavender: Bitch, I ain't Cho Chang!

"Wait what?!" Harry yelled

Ron: That's Lavender Brown! –Claps- racist sister!

Cho: Hey, it's all right! I'm Cho Chang y'all.

"Oh my god. Lavender and Cho are totally switched!" Ginny said.

"But Lavender isn't southern." Ron argued

Hermione frowned a little at the mention of Lavender.

Harry: She is totally perfect.

Ron: Yeah, too bad she's dating Cedric Diggory though, huh?

Harry shrank at the memory of their recent passer.

Harry: What? Who the hell is Cedric Diggory? What is that, who is that guy?

Cedric (singing): Cho Chang, I am so in love with Cho Chang! From Bangkok to Ding Dang, I'll sing my love aloud for Cho Chang!

Harry: I hate that guy. I hate him.

"I do not," Harry argued

"Harry, you're taking this musical way too seriously. It's a parody. You said it yourself!" Ginny said placing a comforting hand on Harry's shoulder.

Ron: So, are we gonna go get those robes or not?

Ginny: Okay, alright, I'm going!

Ron: God sister! (The four exit; Neville enters and bumps into Crabbe and Goyle)

Neville: -gasps-

Goyle: Present your arm, nerd! Indian Burn Hex!

Neville: Aah!

Harry winced as this gave him memories of when Dudley and his gang would give him the burns.

Ron: Oh, Crabbe and Goyle.

Ginny: Are you okay?

Harry: Hey, why don't you leave Neville Longbottom alone, huh?

Goyle: Well, well, well, if it isn't Harry Potter? You think all because you're famous, you can boss everyone around!

"Uh, no I don't."

Harry: No, I just don't think it's cool for guys of your size to be picking on guys like Neville. Come on…

Goyle: Oh, well you know what I think? I think glasses are for nerds! -breaks Harry's glasses- We hate nerds…

Crabbe: And girls!

"Isn't Crabbe being played by a girl?"

"That's the point, Harry."

Ron: Well, you asked for it. You don't mess with Harry Potter; he beat the Dark Lord when he was a baby.

Hermione: Alright, everyone just calm down. Occulus Reparo!

Harry: Whoa, cool!

Hermione: Okay, now let's leave these big baby childish jerks alone.

Draco: Did someone say Draco Malfoy?

Draco's face went redder than Ron's hair and that was saying something considering how pale he was.

"DRACO'S A BLOODY GIRL!" Ron shrieked.

"HE'S WEARING EARRINGS!" Harry shrieked back.

"AND HE HAS BOOBS!"

"AND HE ACTUALLY LOOKS KINDA HOT, CONSIDERING THE CIRCUMSTANCES!"

"Boys," Hermione rolled her eyes.

"Oh my gosh Harry, you did not just call Malfoy hot?" Ginny groaned in her face

"Jealous?" he asked wiggling his eyebrows

Ginny flushed and sunk into her seat between James and Lily.

The two boys fell to the floor with laughter while Draco sunk in his chair, the famous Malfoy glare on his face.

Harry: What do you want Draco?

Draco: Crabbe, Goyle, be a pair of purple doves and go pay for my robes, will you? So, Potter, back for another year at Hogwarts, are you? Maybe this year you'll wise up and hang out with a higher caliber wizard.

Harry: Hey, listen Malfoy; Ron and Hermione are my best friends in the whole world. I wouldn't trade them for anything.

"I feel the same way mate."

"As do I," Hermione agreed

Draco: Have it your way. Wait! Don't tell me: red hair, hand-me-down clothes and a stupid complexion. You must be a Weasley.

Ron: Oh my God lay off Malfoy! She may be a pain in the ass, okay, but she's my pain in the ass.

"How sweet," Ginny said sarcastically. Harry just snickered resulting with a kick in the back from Ginny and a laughing father.

Draco: Well isn't this cute? It's like a little loser family. Hogwarts has really gone to the dogs. Luckily next year, I'll be transferred to Pigfarts.

"What's Pigfarts?"

"There are secrets in this world no one will ever know." Everyone jumped at the sound of Dumbledore's voice, for they had forgotten he was there.

(singing) This year you'll bet, gonna get out of here. The reign of Malfoy is drawing near. I'll have the greatest wizard career, it's gonna be totally awesome! Look out world for the dawn of the day, when everyone will do whatever I say! And Potter won't be in my way and then I'll be the one who is totally awesome!

Goyle: Yeah, you'll be the one who is totally awesome!

"Aren't I already?" He gleamed

"No" Hermione snickered

CHOO CHOO

Hermione: Guys, c'mon, we're gonna miss the train!

Whole Cast (singing): Who knows how fast this year's gonna go? Hand me a glass, let the Butterbeer flow…

"Mmm Butterbeer please!" Ron said and a tray of

Harry (spoken): Maybe at last, I'll talk to Cho!

Ron: Oh no, that'd be way too awesome!

Whole Cast (singing): We're back to learn everything that we can. It's great to come back to where we began and here we are and ALAKAZAM!

Here we go, this is totally awesome! Come on and teach us everything you know. The summer's over and we're itchin' to go.

Neville: I think we're ready for, Albus Dumbledore!

Cast: Aaah, aaah!

Dumbledore: Welcome!

Everyone burst out laughing at the sight of Dumbledore.

All of you to Hogwarts! I welcome all you to school. Did you know that here at Hogwarts, we've got a hidden swimming pool?

"We do?" Malfoy asked.

"Maybe," Dumbledore gleamed

"Well I guess we know what were sneaking out to find next," Harry said fist bumping Ron.

James smiled at his son.

Welcome, welcome, welcome Hogwarts! Welcome hotties, nerds, and tools! Now that I've got you here at Hogwarts, (spoken) I'd like to go over just a couple of rules. My name is Albus Dumbledore and I am Headmaster of Hogwarts. You can all call me Dumbledore…suppose you could also call me Albus if you want a detention. I'm just kidding, I'll expel you if you call me Albus.

"So not true," Harry and James said in unison and laughed.

Whole Cast (singing): Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts, to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts. It's all that I love and it's all that I need at Hogwarts, Hogwarts! Back to spells and enchantments, potions and friends, to…

Gryffindors: Gryffindor!

The Gryffindors cheered

Hufflepuffs: Hufflepuff!

Ravenclaws: Ravenclaw!

Slytherins: Slytherin!

Draco silently raised his fist in the air, but quickly brought it back down in his lap.

Whole Cast: Back to the place where our story begins at Hogwarts! Hogwarts!

Dumbledore: I'm sorry, what ch'you say?

Whole Cast: Hogwarts! Hogwarts!

Dumbledore: I didn't hear you kids!

Whole Cast: Hogwarts! Hogwarts!

Harry: Man, I'm glad I'm back!

"That was cool!" Ginny said.

"More like awesome," the father and son again said in unison.

"Next video!"

Yay! Another chapter up! I'm going to try and upload one a day, but this will be hard considering I have finals next week (pathetic cheer). But I promise I will try! Also here is the seating chart that will probably change in the next chapter, but just in case.

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