Hi guys! sorry it's been a while! I had exams and I have finally finished! yay! So I have a four day weekend now and will post and new chapter for each day. Maybe. So here's the next chapter! Ya I know the same intro as last chapter. I'm just not very creative with this intro thing!

Act 1 Scene 4

Everyone was quite at breakfast this morning. Occasionally Harry would whisper to Tom or Ginny where quiet giggle fits could be heard (from Ginny of course)

"Ok everyone I think it's time to continue with this musical!" Dumbledore gleamed. He really wanted to see why Tom was brought here.

Everyone settled down while Hermione brought up the next scene. Lily conjured another chair for Tom, who gave his thanks and sat on the surprisingly comfy chair.

Ron: Harry, you've got this tournament in the bag.

Harry: I don't know man, Cedric Diggory, he's pretty awesome…NOT! He sucks! I'm totally going win this! It's in the bag.

'Where was all this support when i needed it' Harry scowled in his head.

Ron: Yeah!

Hermione: I don't know, Harry-

Ron: Oh my god, Hermione shut up. Why do you have to rain on everybody's parade?

Hermione: Because, Ron, this is dangerous!

Harry: Dangerous, oh come on, Hermione, how dangerous could this be especially for me?

"Very!" Lily snapped and Harry sunk into the bottom of the couch.

Hermione: Well, you're not invincible Harry. Somebody died in this tournament.

Harry: Uh, I'm the Boy-That-Lived not died. God. What's the worst that can happen?

"Gee I wonder," Ginny glared sarcastically

Hermione: And I don't about that Quirrell character. You know first we resurrects some horrible ancient tournament and then he bumps into you and your scar starts to hurt and you have to admit there was something really funky about the back of his head.

"I did not just say funky," Hermione groaned with her head in her hands

"If it makes you feel any better, at least you're being played by the same gender," Draco mumbled to his feet barely loud enough for anyone to hear.

Everyone stared at him, mouths agape while Hermione let out a small giggle. "It did thank you Draco," He weakly smiled back before looking back to his shoes.

Harry: Come on, think about it, Professor Quirrell is a professor and who hires the professors?

Ron and Harry: Dumbledore.

Harry: Who's the smartest, most awesomest, most practical wizard-

Ron: Beautiful.

Harry: -beautiful wizard in the whole world.

Harry and Ron stared at each other in disgust while the others laughed.

Why, why would he possibly hire somebody who's trying to hurt me?

Hermione: Look, I mean, what about Snape?

Snape glared at the screen

Harry: Yeah, what about him?

Hermione: He's hated you for years! And he's hated your parents too,

Lily looked down in her lap while James awkwardly reached across Ginny to grab her hand in comfort while glaring at Snape. He just sunk into his chair. 'I could never hate Lily, just James'.

Harry, everybody knows that, and he just so happens to pick your name out of the House Cup out of hundreds if not five possible Gryffindors?

Harry: Yeah, what a coincidence, we lucked out!

Hermione: No, Harry, I don't think it is a coincidence. When you defeated Voldemort you made a lot of enemies.

"I didn't even know I bloody defeated the man!"

Lily and James looked at him in confusion while he mumbled," It's a long story."

Harry: Okay.

Hermione: Ones you might not even know about.

Harry: Alright, let me get this straight: so you think this tournament is just one big ploy to try and kill me?

Harry nodded

Hermione: I don't know, maybe! Anyway, I just think it's dangerous and I don't think you should do it.

Harry: Alright Hermione, if it means that much to you, I'll drop out.

Hermione: Oh thank you Harry!

Ron: Wait, wait, WHAT? The House Cup? What about all the eternal glory you'd win? Come on!

"Gee what nice friends THIS guy has," Harry grumbled sarcastically.

Ron just became conceived by his shoes.

Harry: Hey, eternal glory, already got that. Besides, Neville will be a great champion.

Ron: No, no, no. I do NOT want Shlongbottom to be my champion.

Everyone laughed.

Hermione: Look all you have to do-look! There's Dumbledore, why don't you just talk him now and tell him that you're dropping out?

Harry: Um, listen Hermione, Dumbledore and I are really, really cool, we're super tight,

"We are?"

I don't want him to think that I'm being lazy or being disrespectful or anything so can you just-why don't you tell him? Just tell him I wanna work on school or something. Alright? Hey, you've got this one. -taps her nose- You're the best.

"Harry, I swear to Merlin you ever do that, the Potter name will stop here."

Hermione: Alright.

Harry: You got it. Don't worry about it.

Hermione: Dumbledore?

Dumbledore: Yes Granger?

Hermione: Um, I need to talk to you for a moment. It's about the, uh, House Cup Tournament. Um, well, first of all I think it's an awful idea but, um, second of all I don't think that Harry Potter should compete.

Dumbledore: Granger, why do you always have to be such a big stick in the mud, huh? Pray tell, me why Harry Potter should not compete?

Hermione: Well, uh, because he wants to study.

Dumbledore: Granger, nobody studies at Hogwarts except for you.

All the boys smirked -Dumbledore and James.

Hermione: Uh, okay, well, he wants to focus on the OWLs.

Dumbledore: Why couldn't Harry have told me this himself? He thinks I'm cool, we're tight!

"Seriously, are we? I don't remember this."

Hermione: Professor, I'm a really bad liar, okay? I-I think it's a ruse, a set-up and I even think that Snape might be trying to kill Harry Potter.
Snape rolled his eyes. "I would not try to kill him."

Dumbledore: Severus Snape is one of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men I have ever met.

The students +James looked mentally scarred after that. Sexy and Snape in the same sentence was like Voldemort and Bellatrix making Riddles. (A/N: Ohhhhh! Foreshadowing!)

Severus Snape is trying to kill Harry Potter just about as much as he's trying to kill me, huh?

Snape: Oh why Professor Dumbledore, I just happened to be in the kitchen and I made you this delicious sandwich. [it's a bomb sandwich]

Dumbledore: Why thank you Severus! You see Granger, how thoughtful?

Hermione slapped her forehead.

Snape: Here you are Professor, bomb appeti- I mean, bon appetite. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. –sandwich starts ticking-

Hermione: Um, is that sandwich ticking?

Dumbledore: It looked like it's licking, finger-licking good.

Hermione: Professor, I don't think you should eat that sandwich.

Dumbledore: Why, Granger, you should listen to Snape more often you might even get a sandwich out of it. I don't know. Granger, what the hell-GRANGER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

BOOM!

"That seems like something Fred and George would do." Ginny snickered

"We are never showing them this musical."

You dog gone exploded my sandwich!

Hermione: I'm sorry sir!

Dumbledore: Hey, even if I did believe Harry Potter was in danger he has to compete. You see that Cup?

Hermione: Yes!

Dumbledore: It's enchanted. Whosever name comes out of the Cup has to compete or the results would be bad.

Hermione: What do you mean bad?

Dumbledore: Well…try to imagine your entire life stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

"A total platonic reversal!" Hermione shrieked.

Hermione: A total platonic reversal!

Harry, Ron, and Malfoy stared at the girl dumbfounded and very confused.

Dumbledore: Yeah, so you see, he has to compete and Hermione, if it makes you feel any better the last guy to die in the tournament was a Hufflepuff

"More foreshadowing!" Harry yelled throwing his hands in the air.

so, um, I'll keep my eyes open and nothing's gonna get past old Dumbledore.

Harry snorted

Hermione: Alright.

Dumbledore: I gotta go make myself another sandwich, though I don't know how it's going to be as good as the last one. The last one ticked!

Hermione: Because it was a bomb… Harry, I'm so sorry but I think you're going to have to compete in the House Cup Tournament but don't worry! I won't rest until I find out what the first task is.

Ron: And I'll sabotage all the other champions so you win by default.

"Wow. Sound familiar to anyone? Nope cause it never happened" Harry again grumbled

Harry: Alright, you guys are awesome.

Draco: Well, isn't this touching?

"Why is that troll carrying me?!"Malfoy exclaimed.

Ron: Oh my god, just butt out Malfoy!

Draco: Goyle and I have a bet you know. He says you won't last five minutes in this tournament. I disagree. I say you won't last five minutes at Pigfarts.

"What is that?" Hermione asked staring at Draco.

"How the bloody hell should I know!" he yelled.

"You said it," she mumbled looking at screen blinking tears away, causing many glares from the other students.

Draco just sunk into his couch.

Harry: What? Alright, Malfoy, what is Pigfarts?

Draco: Oh, never heard of it? Huh, figures, famous Potter doesn't even know about Pigfarts.

Harry: Malfoy, don't act like you don't wanna talk about it. That's like the ninth time you've mentioned Pigfarts. What's Pigfarts?

Draco: Pigfarts is only the greatest Wizarding School in the galaxy. It's where I'm being transferred next year.

Hermione: Malfoy, I've never heard of that.

Draco: That's because Pigfarts is on Mars.

"Now that's just stupid. How are you supposed to get to Mars?" Ron exclaimed

"We're wizards/witches Ronald," Hermione sighed. 'I wish there was someone out there who could challenge my brain more, but i think I'm falling for Ron.' She thought.

Harry: You know Malfoy, we're trying to have a conversation here so can you just leave us alone?

Draco: No, no, I'm not even here.

Harry: Anyway, I think I know how we can find out what the first task is from Dumbledore-

Draco: Dumbledore! What an old coot! He's nothing like Rumbleroar.

Goyle: Rumbleroar!

"I think I've gone deaf," Hermione grumbled.

Harry: Anways, as I was saying, we-

Draco: Rumbleroar's the Headmaster at Pigfarts. He's a lion. Who can talk.

"Aslan," Harry and Hermione said at the same time laughing.

Harry: Malfoy, if you don't mind, we're trying to have a conversation here. What, you're not even eating, get out of here.

Draco: I can't help it if we can hear everything you say; we're the only ones in here.

Harry: Just, c'mon Malfoy, just get out of here please?

Draco: Where are supposed to go?

Harry: Uh, I don't know, uh, Pigfarts?

Draco: Ha ha ha, ha ha, now you're just being cute. I can't go to Pigfarts, it's on Mars. You need a rocket ship. Do you have a rocket ship Potter? I bet you do.

"Why would I need a rocket ship?"

You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died.

Harry glared at Malfoy, but quickly softened in disappointment at himself when his parents put a hand on his shoulders. He gave a small smile to finally be with them.

Look at this! Look at this. Look at it, Rocketship Potter! Oh, oh, Starkid Potter! Moonshoes Potter, traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts.

Harry: Alright, that's it, this is the most misguided way to try and make me feel jealous. I don't care if you make fun of me, but if you bring my parents into this it's a whole other story.

Draco: Whoa, not's so fast Potter! Crabbe! Goyle!

Harry: Oh, sure just-

Goyle: Back off nerd!

Harry: Whoa, whoa, scary, scary!

Harry snorted. "I am not scared of Goyle."

Draco: Not's so tough now are you Potter? Maybe you should hang out with someone better than that lollygagging ginger and his stupid Mudblood girlfriend.

Ron, Hermione, and Malfoy all blushed at this. Oh what a sight for a Malfoy, especially since the only one who saw it was Harry who smirked.

Hermione: Oh, that is it Malfoy! Jelly-Legs Jinx!

"How creative," Ginny said dryly.

Draco: Oh come on!

Goyle: Hey, no fair, our legs are jelly!

"That's the point, idiot."

Hermione: Take it back Malfoy.

Draco: Take what back?

Hermione: Take back what you said about your stupid made-up space school!

Ron: Yeah and all that stuff about Hermione being my girlfriend that's not even a little bit true.

Harry and Ginny glanced at each other knowingly. They knew that their friends did want it to be at least a little bit true.

Hermione: And say you're sorry for calling me a You-Know-What.

Draco: I'm sorry!

Hermione: And you promise you'll never do it again?

Draco: I promise!

Hermione: Alright. Now next time we tell you to leave us alone you better do it. Come on Harry, Ron, let's get out of here. Bedsides, you already ate all my lunch.

"So true,"Hermione said laughing

Harry: Wow, thanks Hermione.

Hermione: Yeah. Unjellify!

Ginny snorted

Ron: Wow, that was, like, the most badass thing I've ever seen. Too bad no one was here to see it, though. It was like an outburst of pent-up aggression like RAWR, Hermione…

"That is so true! No one ever sees her outbursts!" Ron exclaimed.

"Like Malfoy in third year?" She snickered.

"Exactly!" Ron exclaimed while Malfoy flushed.

Goyle: Wow, that sucked royal hippogriff.

We got beat by a girl, who is a nerd.

Draco: I didn't mean what I said you know. Pigfarts is real. Am I, am I bleeding? Goyle.

Goyle: -sniff- No.

The students laughed. while Draco grimaced at the sight of Goyle sniffing him.

Draco: I thought maybe, maybe it was a little bit… Wow. I've never been pushed down like that by a girl. Maybe I shouldn't call her a Mud-whatever.

Goyle: I can't believe I couldn't figure out the counter-curse was just Unjellify.

"I'm not surprised," Malfoy snickered.

Draco: Right. I'm not surprised. Come on, let's go watch Wizards of Waverly Place.

"Whats-?"

"Don't even as Ron," Harry laughed.

"Well I'm ready for the next one!" James yelled childishly making his clone with the green eyes laugh.

"Maybe we should eat lunch," Lily chuckled at her husbands childishness

"Ya Harry listen to your mother," His dad teased

"Well now we know where that trait came from," Ginny giggled at how similar the two were. She was just happy to see Harry with his real family.

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