Finally got my lazy butt up and posted this! Well here you go!

Quirrell: Master, Master, the shipments for the first task of the tournament have just arrived!

"Can we get some butterbeer?" Harry asked to no one in particular

"Ya that sounds good," Ron agreed patting his stomach.

A tray of butterbeer appeared and the girls just rolled their eyes before taking one.

Voldemort: Yes, I know Quirrell; I hear everything that you hear.

Small laughter came from the group

Quirrell: Isn't it wonderful Master, we made sure that Harry Potter's name was drawn from the Cup and soon he will be ours.

Voldemort: Yes, it's really happening, isn't it Quirrell? You know, with the plan going so well, I feel like maybe we should celebrate. What do you say Quirrell? How's about we go out? I hear its karaoke night down at the Hog's head.

"Did he just…" Malfoy looked at the screen weirdly.

"He did." Ron replied.

"Aww, that's adorable!" Hermione cooed.

"Hermione, it's Voldemort."

"So? Quirrelmort is so cute!"

"Uh sitting right here?"

Hermione just waved him off

Quirrell: I don't' know, I have all these papers to grade and I've been giving so much attention to this revenge plan that I'm really behind.

Voldemort: Come on, Quirrell, you've been working so hard all year. You deserve a night off.

Quirrell: But the papers.

Voldemort: Oh, just give them all B-'s and be done with it!

Hermione glared at the screen. "Headmaster if-"

"Ms. Granger, I assure you this did not happen," Dumbledore interrupted calmly. She pouted and sat deeper into her couch, causing Malfoy to blush as he was sitting next to her.

Quirrell: Now that's evil.

Voldemort: Yeah thanks, I am the Dark Lord. Come on, just a few drinks. And we'll try to pick up some chicks.

Harry choked on his butterbeer and Ginny let out a snort at his behavior.

Quirrell: I wouldn't know what to say, I'm no good at that.

Voldemort: Come on, it'll be fun. You just move your lips and I'll do the talking.

Quirrell: -hesitates-

Voldemort: Quirrell…man…listen! I may just be a parasite on the back of your head, literally devouring your soul every time you take a breath, but I can see that you're too good a guy not to have a bit of fun every once in a while. You deserve this.

Quirrell: Well if you put it that way, then yeah, let's just go wild tonight!

"Please don't."

Voldemort: That's the spirit Quirrell! Put on a fresh pair of wizard shorts and grab your tunic. Quirrell, we are gonna get you laid. Seriously man, back when I had a body, whoo, I had mad game with the bitches; just ask Bellatrix Lestrange.

"That's my aunt," Draco said in a small voice looking pretty green.

"Way too much information." Ron said.

Everyone nodded in agreement

Ron: Well, um, this cloak isn't as big as it used to be.

"What are you guys wearing on your heads," Snape snapped.

"No clue," Harry mumbled.

"Do not lie to me Potter," He snarled.

James stood up and walked over to Snape. He got in his face and talked with a voice unheard from most.

"Don't ever talk to my son like that," He snarled. "I have finally been given the moment to be with my son and you are not going to ruin it. Got it Snivellus?" Snape just glared at the older Potter not bothering to answer. Harry rushed over and took care of it before it got worse.

"Alright back to the musical!" Hermione cheered with fake enthusiasm trying to ease the tension.

Hermione: Sh! Someone's coming.

Draco: Did you just hear something?

Goyle: No, only quiet. Maybe one raindrop.

"Wow never thought he could put a sentence together that good," Malfoy smirked

"It's not even proper grammar," Hermione stated.

"Better than anything he's said before."

"I didn't even know he talked!" Ron said throwing his arms in the air.

Draco: No matter. Tell me Goyle, who do think is the ugliest girl in school?

Goyle: Uh…oh Buckbeak for sure.

"I don't think Buckbeak's a girl."

Draco: Crabbe?

Crabbe: Oh, Winky the House Elf.

Hermione frowned.

Draco: Good one, obscure! Y'know who I think is the ugliest girl in school? That Hermione Granger.

Harry, Ron, Ginny, and Hermione glared at Malfoy. He shrunk back into his chair and avoided their gaze.

Do you know what I'd give her on a scale of one to ten, with one-one would be the ugliest and ten is pretty, I would give her…an eight.

"Aw, Malfoy thinks I'm pretty!"

"I do not!" Malfoy replied and blushing madly.

An eight point five or a nine. Not-not over a nine point eight.

Malfoy was getting more and more red which of course didn't go unnoticed on his pale face.

"Jeez Malfoy, blush much," Ginny teased. He just smirked and sunk into the couch, obviously embarrassed.

Yes, because there is always room for improvement. Not everyone's perfect-like me

Everyone but Malfoy snorted at the egoey comment.

That's why I am holding out for a ten…because I'm worth it.

Ron snorted.

Come on, let's go.

Harry, Hermione, Ron: -gasps-

So unreal they totally would have run into us

Harry: Wow, what a bunch of jerks.

Harry nodded in agreement with himself.

Hermione: Alright, forget them, where did you say you saw those crates being delivered?

Ron: I think they were being delivered to the auditorium so it should be at the end of this hallway to the left.

Harry: Look!

Hermione: A goat?

Harry: A goat? Oh my god, I have to fight a goat. I don't know if I can do that morally.

"Wow Harry, always witty," Ginny teased.

"Well I do try my best," He said dryly.

James and Lily laughed at the two young lovers.

Snape: And the goats have all been sent for feeding time, Headmaster.

Dumbledore: Feeding time, dragons don't wanna be fed, they wanna hunt!

Harry: Did he just say dragons?

Snape: Did you just say did he just say dragons?

Dumbledore: I must have because anybody else hiding in this room would have known to have shut up, Potter.

"Wow, even when he gets caught, he still doesn't get in trouble," Malfoy muttered.

"He would have gotten in trouble in the real world," Hermione tried to comfort. He blushed and gave her a very small smile.

Snape: Headmaster, do you really think it's wise to have children fight dragons?

"It's not wise to do anything anymore," Harry muttered.

Dumbledore: Oh Snape, I don't think it's wise to do anything anymore. Like here I am alive and well today and I could very well be killed by you tomorrow.

Harry sat stunned.

Hermione's brow furrowed. More foreshadowing? Hmm, maybe…

"Thinking a little hard, Granger?" Draco teased. She just rolled her eyes.

Dumbledore and Snape shared knowing glances.

Snape: Why, that's absurd.

Dumbledore: Severus, let's go to bed. Have you ever seen my room, I have some pretty kicking posters on my wall.

Harry, Hermione, Ron: -gasps-

Snape: Well, I am rather tired.

Harry: Ah man, I have to fight a dragon? This is bogus! How can I fight a dragon? I'm just a little kid!

"I was fourteen!"

Ron: Alright, well, maybe it won't be that bad Harry, maybe-maybe you'll just have to fight like Mushu from Mulan or like, I don't know, maybe-I don't know maybe like Puff the Magic Dragon or something.

Hermione, Harry, Lily, and Tom laughed

Hermione: Ron, this is serious, okay? Harry will die.

"Thanks for the vote of confidence Hermione." Harry said dryly.

Now look, there's still time alright, we just need to figure out a plan.

Harry: Okay, we should probably do that back in the Common Room, where's-wait, where's the Invisibility Cloak?

Ron: Oh, I threw it over on that magical walking chair over there…oh crap.

Harry: That's gonna be an issue.

Ron: Yeah.

Ron, Harry, and James gasped.

"What invisibility cloak Potter?" Snape glared.

" You know I really don't know why they have an invisibility cloak with us, cause we don't have one in real life," Hermione pretended to think out loud to cover for the slip.

Snape just grunted and Dumbledore chuckled.

Well I guess we should umm change it," Ginny tried easing the tension.

"I'm gonna go to the loo," Harry muttered. Ginny looked at Lily and with her nod of approval, went after the wandering boy.

Sorry it has taken so long! I've had this written for so long and I just was too lazy to post it sorry… don't kill me! Please review cause it makes me not lazy and post. Ive been feeling like giving up lately cause I feel like no one reads this story!