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Act 1 Scene 13
She loved me. She said she loved me. I saw Weasley's face fall slightly, but I was too excited to care. I gave her a hug before we all went back to our seats. This time Hermione cuddled up with me in my chair. We got quite a few curious looks, and some looked like they didn't approve, but I didn't care. The girl of my dreams was mine at last and I would never let her go.
"Let's start this shall we?" Harry said.
CEDRIC: Where are we?
"A graveyard of course," Harry said sarcastically
HARRY: I don't know Cedric. Someone punched me in the face and my sense of direction got a little goofed up!
"You tell him Harry. No one punches my son without getting a mouthful!" Harry just laughed at his mother's antics.
CEDRIC: Well it seems clear to me now that that punch ladle was a port key and now, thanks to you, we've both been transported to some mystery location
"It wasn't at all his fault you douche!" Ginny yelled at the TV.
HARRY: Brilliant Cedric well you're a Hufflepuff why don't you FIND a way out of this place?
Everyone laughed
CEDRIC: Harry! I think I found something. It appears to be a hedge stone we appear to be in some sort of grave yard: Tom Riddle, Mary Riddle, Thomas Riddle. Riddle me this ay Potter?
HARRY: Cedric I don't know about this place I think we gotta get outta here
"Wow Potter, most intelligent thing said so far," Snape mumbled
CEDRIC: Harry you're a Gryffindor! Where's your sense of adventure?
HARRY: GOD! Cedric! You are so annoying ok? You're like this guy that's just around all the time when I don't need a guy around, you're this spare guy all the time, the spare dude, YOU'RE SUCH A SPARE!
Harry's eyes widened
VLDEMORT: Kill the spare! Avada Kadavra!
CEDRIC: So many regrets... I'm dead!
HARRY: Oh my wizard god!
"Seriously"
QUIRREL: Not so fast! Petrificus Totalus!
HARRY: Professor you just killed Cedric!
QUIRREL: Not I Potter but perhaps you'd like to see who did... he's dying to see you.
VOLDEMORT: Aaah! Harry Potter the boy who lived! It's good to see you again!
"Still hot," Ginny mumbled to Hermione causing them to burst out in giggles.
DEATH EATER (SNAPE): The caldron is ready my lord!
"Is that Snape?" Eyes suspiciously glanced at him.
HARRY: Caldron? What are you guys gonna do, eat me? That's gross
"If only," Harry moaned
VOLDEMORT: As delicious a as I'd think you'd make Potter I'd need a stomach of my own to digest you and I haven't got one of those... yet.
DEATH EATER (SNAPE): (cuts his hand off) Aaah! Oooohh... Aaah! Ok, oh.
HARRY: (someone cuts his hand) Ow
DEATH EATER (SNAPE): Stop squirming, detention Potter!
"Wait what?" Ron asked with a chuckle
HARRY: Detention? This guy's almost as big an ass hole as Snape is
"True that"
QUIRREL: It worked!
VOLDEMORT: (evil laugh) Ahahahaha! *tap* Ugh! *tap, tap tap, tap tap*
"What… Am… I… Doing
VOLDEMORT:
When I was a boy
An orphan boy
I'd love to move my feet
Id hear a tune and start to swoon
My life would seem complete
Tom was staring at the screen in horror while everyone around him laughed.
The other boys would laugh and jeer
But Id catch em tappin their toes
Cause when I'd start to sway, they'd get carried away.
And oh, how the feeling grows
Id take my foot
My little foot
And with that foot
Oh, how I'd start to shake
Tom's face was in his hands now and an occasional groan could be heard
I'd take two feet
Two tiny feat
Hey look! That's neat!
it's coming true
I boy get to dance again! Wahoo!
To dance again
I've been waiting all these years
To dance again
Now, at once, a chance appears
to hear that beat, so on your feet
Its time to dance again!
C'mon potter! Imperio!
"Oh bloody hell! Not me too!" Harry groaned shaking his head
You take your foot
your little foot
Hey look! Your foot!
See how it starts to shake
QUIRRELL:
Ooh try his arms!
How 'bout a twirl!
He's like a girl!
How overdue!
I finally get to dance again with you!
"I am not a girl," Harry pouted.
"Or are you?"
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
To dance again!
I've (you've) been waiting all these years
To dance again
Now at once a chance appears
Its lovely swaying, and the music's playing
So come on! Let's dance again!
VOLDEMORT:
Everybody!
DEATH EATERS:
I take my foot!
"All of them?!"
"So that means Snape is too!" The thought made everyone, except Snape, to laugh.
VOLDEMORT:
You take your foot
my little foot!
Take that little foot!
And oh my foot!
Lemme hear it now!
Look how it starts to shake
OH, Voldys back
Hello world!
For the attack
I'm gonna getcha!
Hell take over the world, its true
But first there's something he's gotta do
ALL:
He'll dance again!
He's been waiting all these years
To dance again
Now at once a chance appears
VOLDEMORT:
Everybody make way for a pas de bourre
ALL:
It's time to dance
It's time to dance
Its time to dance again!
VOLDEMORT: Aaah!
"Definitely one of the most disturbing scenes…" Ron shuddered.
"You always were quite the,"
"Sensitive one Ickle Ronniekins.""Bloody Hell! How did you guys get in here!" Ron yelled jumping from his seat to stare in horror at his two brothers in front of him.
"Well Ronniekins," George said.
"Popping out of nowhere is our specialty," Fred said as malicious grins spread across the twins' faces in perfect sync
End of scene 13! So uhh after many messages to update and someone *cough* *cough* NEEDED this update, I had to give in and I found the time to do it! Frankly 11 isnt the most smart time to do it, but I had been slacking so I figured I had to give you guys an update! I also filled the request for Fred and George coming in ;).
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