The last scene until Act 2! Eeek! Hope you liked my little add in from last time! And I think I might update either every Monday or Tuesday. I don't know which one y'all would prefer though, so if you have a preference let me know!

Act 1 Scene 14

"Bloody hell," Ron groaned. "Just what we need."

"They're going to remember everything embarrassing that happens in this!"

"Why must you curse us Secret Lady!"

A note dropped from the ceiling and Harry caught it.

"I felt like it"

"Of course she did," Draco groaned.

"Guess we'll start it up."

Bellatrix: My dark lord! You look fabulous!

"Oh God not her," Draco said rolling his eyes.

"Isn't she your aunt?" Hermione asked.

"My mentally instable aunt," he murmered.

Voldemort: Bellatrix Lestrange!

Bellatrix: Oh my league tell me it's going to be like the old days when we to nothing but torture, murder and make love.

"While she was my most loyal Death Eater, I would've never done that," Tom said a disgusted look on his face.

Voldemort: Ah! The old days are back baby! Brrr!

Harry quickly threw his hand in front of Ginny's face causing everyone to laugh. Ginny to bit his hand causing even more laughter from the group.

Bellatrix: I can't tell you what it was like without you.

"Quite relaxing."

"For most people," Sirius said. James and Lily looked at him with confusing looks, but just shrugged it off thinking it was just Sirius.

Voldemort: Well I'm never going again because I've concurred death and my first pleasure will be to kill Harry Potter! Next, to take over the Ministry of Magic and rule the world for all TIME! Ahahahaha!

Bellatrix: And you will my lord but not yet for now we must stick to the plan we blame Potter's murder on Quirrel so that your return may remain a secret. The death eaters are prepared to take on the entire Ministry of Magic much less Dumbledore and The Order of the Phoenix.

"NOOOOOO!"

Everyone looked at the two girls like they were insane. They had jumped out of their seats and on to the floor staring at the tv in horror. The two boyrfriends came and picked up their girlfriends to put them back in their place despite the whimpers.

"But… Quirellmort," Ginny whimpered looking at Harry with puppy dog eyes. Harry just placed a finger to her lips and turned her head with his hand.

Quirrel: I'm sorry, what was that about me going to Azkaban for Potter's murder?

Bellatrix: OH! You shall refer to him as my league, my lord or my dark lord!

Voldemort: No, no, no, Bellatrix it's cool. Quirrel's cool, Quirrel's cool over the last year he's proven himself to be a very good fr... A very good servant to the will of the dark lord.

"YOU LIAR!" Hermione yelled throwing her glass at the tv. Draco just sighed while pulling his girlfriend back into his embrace.

Quirrel: Oh I see. so you're Thomas Jefferson and I'm your Sally Hemings.

Voldemort: No Quirrel! That, that came out wrong it's not like that.

Quirrel: Isn't it?

Bellatrix: Oh silence slave! Crucio!

Quirell: Aaah!

Bellatrix: HA! HA! HA! HA!

Voldemort: OH!

Bellatrix: What's the matter? He is your pawn! You are his queen. It is an honor to serve the dark lord NO MATTER WHAT THE TASK!

"Bitch…"

Everyone stared at Sirius, but he just whistled while avoiding their eyes nonchalantly.

Voldemort: Are you ok?

Quirrel: Did you really know the whole time you'd blame Potter's murder on me?

Voldemort: Yes, yes I knew but things have changed over the last year I feel different-

"Aww," the girls cooed

Quirrel: Don't touch me!

Voldemort: How do I explain this? It's like... it's like that movie She's All That! Remember we watched that together well remember how at the end Freddy Prince Junior turns out to be good?

"Good movie," Hermione nodded.

Quirrel: No, I didn't see the end because you were watching it while you were on the back of my head sucking my soul!

"You know, wasn't he supposed to die from that?"

"Whoops."

Voldemort: Well I wish there was another way... but I've got to take over the world.

Quirrel: Well there is! I'll let you know now that it's gonna be pretty hard making that rollerblading date from Azkaban!

Bellatrix: Death eaters take him away! And now you have what you've waited for, for so long.

Voldemort: What?

Bellatrix: Your chance to kill Harry Potter!

"How do you forget that?" Harry said while laughing

Tom just shrugged

Voldemort: Yes... KILL POTTER! Hey... whoa, where'd he go?

"Question of the year," George said

"Isn't that the question every year?"

"Why yes, yes it is," Fred answered

Harry: You're not killing me today Voldemort but I'll tell you what, I can get you some punch!

"Nice one Harry," James said while giving his son a high five.

"If only I had actually said it! That would been totally awesome! What…" Ginny was looking at him with an eyebrow raised. He just shrugged while giving her a goofy grin.

Back at the Yule Ball

Ginny: Oh my Rowling! What happened Harry Potter?

"Rowling?"

Dumbledore: Harry what the hell are you doing over here? You missed the raffle.

"Oh yes cause that's the biggest issue Professor."

"What can I say. I have a knack for raffling."

Snape: What happened in the grave yard?

"Of course."

Snape just groaned with his hand on his forehead.

Harry: It's Voldemort, its Voldemort! He's back!

"It's pretty late we should probably go to bed," Lily announced.

"Do we have to sleep separately?" Harry asked.

Another paper fell this time to Lily.

"I've got my ways of making sure no hoochy coochy is goin' on if that's what you're worried about"

"Fine, sleep where you want," Lily said rolling her eyes.

A silent 'yes' was heard from the guys while the girls just rolled their eyes.

They all retreated to their rooms and went to sleep. All except one couple.

"Draco-" Hermione began. She was sitting in bed pulling at invisible dust on the sheets. He turned around to look her his toothbrush in his mouth. She looked up immediately regretting it as her cheeks grew hot. Of course he slept without a shirt. He's a guy. She saw the smug look on his face and just rolled her eyes the putting her focus back on the sheets. "Obviously this play is gonna have a romance between Ron and I," she began. "And I want to make sure you know not to get… how you… get."

"What is that supposed to mean?" he asked crawling into the bed next to her.

"You get-" she sighed. "Just don't beat him up when the parts you want to beat him up come." She smiled sheepishly up at him.

"I feel so betrayed," he mock cried will placing his hands on his heart.

"Oh shut up," Hermione laughed while slapping his shoulder.

"And why should," he said pulling her face close to his. Hermione just stared into his grey eyes unable to speak. He delicately kissed her before lying down and pulling her into his embrace, falling asleep together.

Another chapter! And I fit in some Dramione action for all of you Dramione fans! Trust me I am a huge one myself! Next one will come next week I promise! Sorry there's not much Fred and George commentary in it, but I was saving it for the good scene. ;)

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