Lol. So hi guys *hides from angry readers*. Yeah I know I haven't updated in a while and I said I would, but it's pretty hard to update without a computer which is how I've been going on with life for the past like 6 months. It's a real struggle not having a computer, but I've finally fixed it and it's good to go! You can also thank my sassy reviewer saying I'm annoying for this update, cause I don't like being called annoying so I've provided the much awaited update. I'm not promising updates every week cause I'm a junior in high school taking 3 college classes, but I do promise that this story is not abandoned. You can also thank Texas for its bipolar weather and this wonderful snow day we have causing all the schools to shut down. Yay Texas. Anyways, on with the story!

The next morning everyone woke up to the sound of a loud bang from the kitchen. They all rushed out of their rooms into a cloud of black smoke that filled the hallway.

"Seems like someone tried to cook something, maybe cinnamon rolls?" James said sniffing the air.

They walked to the kitchen and found the culprit standing in the middle of the kitchen covered in black soot.

"Fred! George!" The two of them slowly started to creep backwards out of the kitchen.

"Don't you dare try and escape me!" Ginny yelled. "You used one of your new products in my dough didn't you!" Everyone chuckled as the smoky girl ran out of the kitchen shouting hex after hex at the twins.

"Well seeing as how breakfast was ruined, I'll fix up a quick casserole before we start the next scene," Lily said with a chuckle.

After breakfast, everyone gathered into the media room to start the new scene. A note fluttered down into Harry's hands.

"This next scene is the beginning of Act 2. A new disc was put on the table for the next Act."

Harry inserted the new disc into the DVD player and hit play.

Act 2 Scene 1

(Newsreader enters)

Newsreader: Extra! Extra! Boy who killed Voldemort says he's back! Minister of Magic makes a statement!

Fudge: I've heard these rumors, and I for one simply don't believe them.

"Nothing has changed there"

Newsreader: Voldemort blogs about it on his FlooTube channel.

Voldemort: I'm going to find Harry Potter and I'm gonna kill him!

"I have a feeling that was not what he originally said"

Harry and Tom both paled

Newsreader: Also, a review on 17 Again. Well it was a little slow at first but come on, Zac Efron. Zefron! Enough said.

All of the girls and Tom nodded in agreement. The boys looked at Tom disgusted.

"You have to admit he's quite a hunk," he shrugged.

Newsreader: Quirinus Quirrel confesses to murder of Hogwarts student Cedric Diggory. Sentenced to life in Azkaban! Read all about it! Read all about it!

"Didn't he die?"

"Nah, not in the musical."

(Newsreader exits and Harry and Ron enter. Cho, Pansy and Neville are in the background.)

Harry: This completely sucks.

"Totally."

"What sucks?"

"No idea."

Ron: Yeah I know man.

Harry: (holds up newspaper)Yeah, look at this: 'Harry vs. Voldemort, fight of the century'.

"How appropriate," Tom grumbled.

Ron: No not that. It's Hermione, man. It's like I have these pains in my chest and I just know it's her fault, that witch! I'm just not cut out for this, I'm not!

"How would it be my fault Ronald!" Hermione scorned.

"Mione it's just the musical Ron didn't really say that," Draco cooed as he attempted to tug her back into the chair.

Harry: Yeah man, I know. It's like the whole world is against you.

Ron: No, no, no, no, no, this isn't about you. Why does every conversation we have, have to turn into Potter Talk?

"Woah that was a bit of a sudden topic change"

Harry: It's not Potter Talk…

"Potter Talk. That's a new one."

Ron: No, I'm miserable and all you can do is talk about yourself. You're like the most self-absorbed guy I know. If you were miserable, I would be there for you but you won't even listen to me and I'm sick of it. So-so-so good luck with whatever you were talking about and I hope that you and Voldemort live happily ever after because me, I am never going to be happy again. So I'm just going to go curl up in my sock drawer and sleep for days.

Ron stared at his feet, recognizing the resemblance of when he abandoned Hermione and Harry in the forest.

"Ron, if you hadn't left us, we never would've discovered that thing with the deluminator," Hermione said.

"I know that's not how you felt mate, so don't you worry about," Harry added.

(Ron storms off, and Hermione just misses him, grabbing onto Harry's shoulder.)

Hermione: Were you just talking to Ron?

Harry: Yeah, I was trying to tell him about Voldemort-

Hermione: Well, did he say anything about me?

"Why would it matter if he said anything about you," Draco pouted

Harry: Uh, yeah he said that-

Hermione: Well, was one of them an apology for how he treated me at the Yule Ball?

"It better had been."

"Hermione you just heard what he said."

Harry: Um yeah, I heard about that, listen I was wondering maybe you heard about a little something, I don't know, that Voldemort's back! Cedric Diggory is dead, Professor Quirrel was crazy and now I have to save the world! Did you hear about that Hermione?

"Probably"

Hermione: Actually I have heard those things Harry, about a thousand times but never had they been told to me with so much sass. Drop the attitude Harry Potter. You are acting like Garfield on a Monday.

"Seems Hermione isn't too keen on the PotterTalk either," Fred laughed.

Harry: Well don't you think I have a right to be a little stressed out?

"Probably not"

Hermione: No, no I don't. You know what? This is just like with the first task, okay? I stressed out, I told you to prepare and yet you didn't do anything and you were fine. You know you just played your little guitar and I mean I don't know what you're crying about Harry. This is just like when you defeated Voldemort when you were a baby.

"That's so not true."

Harry: Hermione, come on, you're the friend that's supposed to tell me to go to the library and try to figure this stuff out.

"Just like the good ole' Hermione."

Hermione: You know what Harry? I don't do that anymore. (She goes over to talk with Cho.)

"As if Hermione would stop doing that!" Draco snorted.

Everyone laughed as Hermione smacked the back of his head causing him to shrink into the chair.

(Draco skips in with a newspaper and waves it in Harry's face.)

Draco: Read it and weep Potter! I heard Voldemort's back and he's trying to kill you. What do you think about that, Moon-shoes?

"Can I call you that from now on?" Draco snorted seeming to have recovered from his girlfriends abuse.

A glare from Harry was all he got causing him to laugh

"I'll take that as a no"

Harry: Malfoy, I honestly don't see why you're so happy about this. If Voldemort is back, which he is, you might as well kiss Hogwarts goodbye. You might as well kiss the planet good bye.

Draco: Kiss the planet goodbye? Having second thoughts about Pigfarts are you? You know what, as soon as you're out of the way, I'll be the coolest kid in school

Hermione: Malfoy that will never happen. Everybody hates you.

"Well we did," Ron shrugged.

"But you're good now," Hermione added giving him a kiss on the cheek.

Malfoy: Oh right, okay this coming from Hermione Stranger.

"Good one Malfoy, quite creative" Fred snorted.

Pansy: She's right Malfoy, she's cooler than you now.

Cho: Yeah, even Moaning Myrtle is cooler than you.

"That's going a little too far," Draco said with fake hurt in his voice

(Draco starts crying. Snape enters. He has a hook from where he cut his hand off.)

Snape: What the devil is going on here? Draco Malfoy, stop that blubbering at once!

Draco: Professor, I was just-

Snape: I don't want to hear it. I need to see you in my office, now.

Draco: This is all your fault Potter. You'll pay for this, you'll all pay!

"It's all your fault Moon-Shoes," George teased. Harry glared at the twins causing them to laugh even more

"Hey you never said we couldn't call you that!" Fred said

(Snape and Draco exit. Ginny enters.)

Harry: Hey Ginny, what's up? Hey, I hope you have something to say about Voldemort.

Ginny: Who?

"Oh Ginevra, always so clueless," Fred chimed receiving a glare from the red haired witch.

Harry: Whatever. I'm fine.

Ginny: Um, hey Harry, um so we had a moment at the Yule Ball and well, I thought we were gonna be together forever. But we're not.

Harry: Yeah, that uh, pretty much sums it up.

"So romantic Harry."

Ginny: What's going on?

Harry: Ginny, this is what's going on. Don't you get it? Everyone is in danger who is dear to me. We can't be together because if Voldemort is back, which he is, then you're in mortal peril.

"That does pretty much sum it up," James shrugged.

Harry: Don't you get it? It's just like the Spiderman movie, haven't you seen that? MJ and Peter Parker can't be together

"That part really sucks."

"What the heck! Spoiler, I haven't gotten to even watch yet."

"Why did I have to die before they made the movie!" James exclaimed.

"It was a really good movie dad," Harry teased.

Ginny: The whole point of Spiderman 2 was that MJ and Peter Parker could be together in the end.

"THEY'RE MAKING ANOTHER ONE?!"

"So not fair."

Harry: Harry Yeah I know but the point of Spiderman 3 is everything sucks and then falls to shit!

"THREE?!"

"Ok we get it, Spiderman is awesome and they're making two more movies. But you know what happens now. Kind of ruins it."

"Hermione, don't be such a buzz kill," George said.

"Besides, Spiderman is not awesome. It's totally awesome," Fred said giving George a high-five.

Ginny what I'm trying to say is I don't my life to be like Spiderman 3. I hated that movie.

"Is it that bad?"

"But I wanted to like Spiderman 3!" Harry complained.

"Harry, just because you're character doesn't like, doesn't mean you won't."

I'm sorry, it's just my little way of saying, well, we can't be together. I'm sorry Ginny.

"So harsh Harry jeez," Ginny mock pouted

"Well obviously we're together so does that make up for my uncalled for harshness?" Harry asked innocently.

"Oh stick a sock in it and watch the play," Ginny chuckled.

Ginny: I'm such an idiot. (She runs off crying)

"Aw no you're not Ginny, Harry is."

"That's priceless coming from you Ronald," Hermione snorted.

"I think Malfoy's rubbing off on you Herms. You never snort"

(Dumbledore sneaks in, wearing a different beard.)

Dumbledore: Hey, psst, Potter, it's me, it's me.

Harry: Who are you?

"It's so obvious!"

Dumbledore: It's Dumbledore.

Harry: Oh.

Dumbledore: Listen, Harry, I've got some very important things I have to tell you.

"Everything Dumbledore says is important."

"Lemon drops have real lemon juice."

"My point has been disproved."

Harry: Oh, about Voldemort?

Dumbledore: Yes, it's absolutely crucial for you to know, but I can't get into it right now. You need to meet me at my office at ten o'clock and come by yourself. Bring that uh, Invisibility Cloak of yours. Don't go blabbing your mouth about this to anybody. From now on the only people you can trust Harry are me and Severus Snape.

"Professor, it should be Severus Snape and I," Hermione corrected.

"Not that it matters because this was already filmed, but that was really hot," Draco whispered. Hermione blushed causing everyone to wonder what the sly snake had said to her.

Harry: Listen Dumbledore, I know you don't want to hear this but I'm not so sure about Snape. I think, uh I'm pretty sure he's working for Voldemort.

"I mean he was, but like he wasn't at the same time?"

Harry: No, no, I'm positive that night in the graveyard some Death Eater cut off his hand and Snape shows up without a hand, what is that?

Dumbledore: Oh cock-a-maybe, Snape has ensured me that he lost his hand in an entirely unrelated incident.

"Professor, I don't think i've ever heard you say that before."

"I'll have to try it someday," Dumbledore chuckled.

Harry: Dumbledore, why do you trust Snape so much?

Dumbledore: (Quickly) Because I love him.

"Plot twist…"

"Not really I mean they've been hinting it throughout the whole musical."

Harry: Professor, I…

Dumbledore: Hey, I don't wanna hear anything else about it. There is no way that Severus Snape is, was or shall be a servant of Voldemort's.