Why does Bruce always make me come to his stupid ass parties? He should know by now that I am not going to dress up all fancy like and put on a dress, no I am going to wear what I consider to be party clothes which are a pair of heavily bleached jeans that have rips in them, a purple tank top, a black leather jacket, dark green combat boots, a dark purple baseball cap to hide my neon green hair and my unusual dark purple eyes.
"Miss Wayne, this is not what a young lady wears to a fancy fundraiser party" Alfred says when he spots me standing over to the side and sees what I am wearing. In response I give him a tight smile.
"y'know what Alfred? I do not give a fuck! Parties are not my thing, I will never wear a dress and I didn't want to come to this thing in the first place!" I scream angrily narrowing my eyes at him.
I turn and walk off leaving Alfred confused and speechless. I groan in frustration at the fact that I am being forced to even be at this stupid, idiotic fundraiser. I sit down on the floor criss-cross-applesauce style and this makes people look at me as if I am a crazy person so I just glare at them in response. Suddenly I hear a bunch of guns going off and everyone freezes paralyzed by fear while I just sit there bored outta my mind. A loud, nasally voice starts talking,
"We are tonights,uh, entertainment. Now, where is Harvey Dent?"
Then the man walks around slapping/patting everyone's cheeks asking if they know. It isn't till he is close to where I am sitting that I see his face and see what he looks like. Green dyed hair with his dirty blonde roots showing, purple suit, green vest, longsleeve shirt with some sort of pattern underneath the vest, cool looking socks,black dress up shoes, white face paint all over his face with black face paint smudged/ smeared on and around his eyes, and red face paint outlining his scarred smile and lips. He is quite strange looking but I have to say he very much so intrigues me. Then the stupid idiot in front of me who doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut decides to speak up against this strange man.
"We're not intimidated by thugs." he says which makes the strange man narrow his eyes at the idiot.
"You remind me of my father. I hated my father." the strange man says with a lot of venom pressing his knife in the idiots mouth and against his cheek, and this is when he notices me sitting there on the floor without a care in the world behind the idiot. I just give the strange man a tiny smile and wave a very awkward hi.
Rachel then speaks up like the stupid, 'does things without thinking' idiot she is. "OK, STOP."
I, of course, inwardly groan in annoyance and facepalm at her recklessness. The strange man then walks up to her which makes me stand up quickly, wow Im surprised I didn't fall from doing that so fast.
"You must be Harvey's squeeze, and you are beautiful" he says circling her, "You look nervous. Is it the scars? Want to know how I got them?"
After hearing him say this I just laugh uncontrollably at the irony, and this causes everyone to gasp and look at me in shock including the strange man. I just stretch my aching muscles, and look at everyone with a 'what the fuck you looking at?' look on my face.
"What? Why y'all looking at me like that? Is it just because I laughed? I mean c'mon, what he said was hilarious!" I say smiling a lil bit.
Then he narrows his eyes at me and I just whistle trying to act as if I never said anything, which on my part was kind of stupid cause its quite obvious it was me who said that. He walks over to me trying to figure me out then something furry brushes against my leg and I look down and see that its Sebastian and this makes me smile. I look back up to the strange man,
"So...just out of curiosity, who are you?" I ask quietly and this makes everyone gasp and makes him freeze and look at me as if I just came from another planet or another universe, then he smiles at me.
"Joker, I am The Joker." He says with a big grin on his face.
Then I see something move too quickly out of the corner of my eyes and then everything goes black.