I'm back! Did you miss me?

Everyone: No

NM: Well, we'll have to change that answer, won't we? MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yukio: Now, what do we say before a chapter?

NM: Be afraid, be very afraid

"Are you saying that Yuki-chan and Rin are two years in the past?"
"No, because there's no way that I become a demon!"

"Listen kid, we want answers, I don't care whether or not you want to become a demon, just answer the question." Shura said. She was getting pissed off that tall the kid cared about was not becoming what she expected him to become from day one.

"Well, they are there with Kuro."

"Well, that's one mystery solved." Bon said.

"And about a million more created. How did they get there and how do they get back?"

Meanwhile…two years ago…

Yukio rushed back inside, panting.

"I…couldn't…he…"

"Woah, calm down, easy, I'm sure that he just went away to blow off some steam."

"I'm not so sure, when I followed him to where he was going there was a puff of pink smoke."

"Okay, let's assume the worst that he's frolicking around two years from now, what's the worst that could happen?" I said. At least the Kuros are getting along. They've been walking around each other purring nonstop. Then I got an idea. "Hey! Yukio, do you remember anything from this?"

"Like from when I was him? I wish, but this is obviously not the original timeline and we've probably changed something." My tail twitched in anger and I could see Yukio's do the same. He was obviously worried about something.

"I'm worried that if younger Rin sees the two of you he'll figure out about demons early and draw the Koma sword." I gulped. I hated having to draw that sword the first time, but if I had to do it early…

"Hey dad! We got let out early today, so…" I heard, jerking myself around to see the me from two years ago. I quickly grabbed my tail and hid it behind my back and saw Yukio do the same.

"Well, that's good. We were just getting done here, so go work on your homework and I'll be there in a minute."

"Alright!" I watched myself leave the room. This is when I was still human, when I didn't know about demons or the fact that I was devil's spawn. As he disappeared around a corner I let my tail go.

"Do you think I saw anything?"

"There's a good chance that he did and we destroyed your future."

"Such an optimist."

Well…did he see?

I don't know what I saw. It didn't look human, but demons aren't real, right? Those two men, they had pointed ears, fangs, and tails! Humans don't have tails! I don't know what's going on here but I'm going to find out… (AN: Detective Rin!)

Time to go back to the future using 1.21 Jigawatts!

"…So my own father saw me as nothing but a vessel to invade Assiah with? But that doesn't explain me being a demon!"

"Being possessed by Satan caused your dormant demonic genes to come out and so you turned into a demon as a side effect of the possession."

"But, why would he do that?"

"When you were possessed he said that he wanted to combine Gehenna and Assiah and create a new world."

"That's insane!"

"You know what's more insane? You looked like a butterfly the whole time."

Back in the past…

It was a long day and all I wanted was sleep. But no! Our younger selves ruin everything! Let me explain…Yukio, Kuro, and I were sleeping when my younger self came in and took the Koma sword! I woke up to find myself on fire and my younger self staring at the flames.

"Drop the sword and back away slowly."

"Why? My dad was right! Demons are real and I just found two demons and a perfectly good sword!" I always knew that I was crazy, but that was ridiculous! A poof of white smoke turned Kuro from a friendly house cat to a giant monster.

"Rin! Grab Yukio and run!" I always liked that cat.

"You aren't getting away that easily you demon!" My younger self said, running after us. I made it up the stairs when Yukio woke up.
"What's going on?" I heard a crash and ran back downstairs to find my younger self slammed into the drawers.

"Oh crap! Wait, don't!" I shouted as an unopened sword fell on his lap. He smiled. "You don't know what you're doing! Don't!" I yelled as he grabbed the sword's handle.

Dun dun dun!

Rin: You said that you weren't going to torture me!

NM: Sorry Rin, I lied

Yukio: Welcome to the club

NM: I didn't lie to you

Yukio: You called me a butterfly!

Little Yukio: Technically, I was being called a butterfly

Yukio: But I am you

NM: Time travel makes my head hurt. Also, sorry that it was shorter than the last two, but it's eleven at night and I'm tired, so good night, readers, good night (Random Night Vale reference!)