BBRae week day #4
Theme: Protection
Warnings: [PG-17] nonsense, pwp, humor, the zuera never ends


"So… did you bring it?", asked Raven, looking to Beast Boy eyes with a lust and antecipation look in her amethyst orbs. Beast Boy smiled broadly, and went to his clothes.

He looked into a pocket. Nothing.

Another pocket. Still nothing.

Raven glared him, starting to get impatient. "Did you bring it?"

"Hahahahaahh", Beast Boy started to scratch his nape,"juuust one more minute"

Beast Boy, then, started to mess around his things. Pockets, briefs, blouse, shoes, his own hair… Everything. Then it clicked him. Oh… no… Nooooo… NO! It… It just can't be? How could he be so… Stupid! 'Rae…', Beast Boy thought, 'is going to kill me'.

"You didn't bring it, right? How, HOW do you want this to happen whithout protection? Really, sometimes I just think you are avoiding me. Really, Gar! How, how could you to forget the goddamn condoms again?!" A deep sigh, some "Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos" and a soft-not-so-soft tone: "Where did you leave them this time?"

Beast Boy sighed, sadly. For the sixth time, their so wanted first time didn't happen. And the fault was his, again. Looking like a lost and sad and hungry puppy, the boy answered: "It's on my bed. Together with the other stuff I forgot. But… But I can pick them! I… I'll go as a leopard and bring it in a sec and…"

"Ah… Gar. Really, you… Don't need it. I think I'll… Get some tea." Truth to be told, Raven was beyond frustrated, and all her emoticlones (besides Lazy because hey, she just wants to sleep pals) screaming in her head every kind of stuff. By the time, her libido was below zero.

Feeling dejected on Raven's bed, Beast Boy whimpered quietly.

And, one more time, they didn't have their first time.

Damn protection.


authoress' notes: damn 4 and a half hours I pass inside a bus. so this is it kids, never forget ur condoms when having fun with ur pals. they're important (the condoms, but the pals can be too, it's up to you). and stuff :)