chaper two
AN: Sup fools. bringin you an other fresh update for this show. Made a lot of WTFs in the last chap (THats short for chapter) and now I'm gonna show what I was talkin about.
Mario and Bowser stared at each other o mouthing in shock. but the chief didnt notice and walked overr to his desk.
Detective mario, this is detective bowser head of under cover crime team. Detective bowser, this is detective mario lead crime solver." said toadstool all matter factly.
Mario and bowser still o mouthed. Then Bowser roared and knocked over his chair.
"What the fuck chief! Are you fuckin kiddin me!" said Bowser angerly.
"Yeah!" said Mario to.
"Shut up you fuckin plumber." Shouted Bowser.
"Sucka my balls lizard breathe." Said Mario back.
"The both of you better shut the hell up or I'll put you both on suspendsion." Said Toadstool over both of then. "Now sit down! now."
they sat down. but far a way from each other since they realy hated each other.
"I dont care if you fucktards have a history. the posonshroom ring is killin lots of people and its to big for one detective. now we know that they are paintin them to look like other mushrooms. that explains why most of the dead people never had a drug history. but that all so means that a lot of other fluffy animals and not living objects are in bad danger."
"ANda you ecpect a bowser to help?" said mario under his breathe. but toadstool heard him.
"Detective Bowser is the best under cover detective in the department. and with his criminal back story he knows the under world better then any one." Said toadstool.
"Damn fuckin straight!" Said Bowser.
then he got up and put his claws on the chiefs desk.
"but I fuckin don't see why I need him for a partner chief. These posonshrooms are realy fuckin evil and now you want me to baby sit this goody two shoes? if you want results I need to do what I do. And plumbers aint in the fuckin picture!" He said in a mofo way.
"This plumber is Bowser." Said toadstool cooly. "Im not gonna have my ass stuffed with a load of lawsuits and baby daddy tests so you can do what you do. Mario is a first class detective who knows the law insides and out.
'BUT CHIEF1' they said togather.
"Shut up." He inturupted.
taking out his bagde he said. "By the power invested in me by this department, I now call you partners for better or fuckin worst. You may now go and stop crime so get the hell out of my office."
"Just so you know, if you start pullin me back Im leavin you in the fuckin dust." said Bowser angerly
"Same here you stupid turtle."
"I AM NOT A FUCKIN TURTLE PLUMBER!" Shouted Bowser.
"Realy? So whena was there a sale ata the shellmart then?" Said Mario all sarcastacly.
"Shut up."
when they got outside mario started walkin over to his kart but Bowser picked him up by his pants and walked in the other direction.
"Were takin my kart bitch." He said.
"Leta me down!" Shouted mario.
"Wah wah. does baby want his bottlle." Said Bowser grinnin.
Before Mario could kick the smug turtle dragon in the face, Bowser dropped him on the sidewalk and got in to his kart. Mario brushed himself off and got up to look at Bowsers huge ride. It was a muscle kart that was super metalic black and it's hood was made to look like bowser and epic spoilers on the back. It was fuckin sweet. but Mario didnt say any thing beacuse he didn't want Bowser to feel good about himself.
So instead he grunted and said. "I've gota a fifty onna me. Do youa think we can make ita down the street with thata much?"
Bowser pointed a claw at him.
"Respect the fuckin kart Plumber." He said serously.
Mario got in and they drove off.
"Time to lay down some ground rules Pumber." Said Bowser as he ran a red light. "one. You keep you're fuckin mouth shit. Two. the chief might have made us partners but I aint doin fuckin team work, so leave every thing to me. and Three. Keep this kart clean. This is my fuckin treasure and I aint happy that a greasy plumber is stinkin it up. Got that?"
Mario shook his head.
"Didnt geta thing." He said.
"What do you mean nothing! what part of my rules didnt' you understand?" Said Bowser angerly.
"All of it." Said mario cooly. "maybea I coulda hear you a better if you're head wasnt upa your hair y ass."
Bowser stopped the kart.
"Listen plumber. I don't like you." He growled.
"Anda I dont' like a you." Mario inturupted. "so letsa agree to get this shit a wrapped up soa I dont have to look at you're stupida face."
they sat there for a while as cars drove past them. then bowser started movin again.
"I can agree to that. any ideas where we should start Plumber?" said bowser.
"theresa a turtle by the namea of blingshell whoa gave me the slip. Hea may know more thena he said." said mario.
blingshell huh?" Said bowser thoughtfuly. the he grinned evily.
"Peice of fuckin cake."
AN: Looks like blingshell is about to have a nightmare come true boyz. maybe Mario and Bowser will break the ring in record time. IF THEY DONT KILL EACH OTHER FIRST LOL1
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