Chapter 3

AN: sup fools. time to check in with our two cops who are tryin to find a turtle by the name of blingshell. seems like that fucker might know whos behind the posionshroom ring thats been killin people, SO WHY ARE WE WAITIN1

Bowser pulled over his sweet kart in a seedy lookin alley parkin lot and stopped.

"here we are." he said getting out.

"wheresa here?" Said Mario followin him.

Bowser loled out loud.

"Figured a dip shit like you didnt know." he said still laughin. "we're goin to the blue boo! thats where all the gangbangers hang out plumber.

"soa you think thata Blingshell will be here then." said Mario unbelivingly.

"DAMN STRAIGHT!" SHouted bowser. then he got his cool back.

"Now keep you're fuckin mouth shit, this is my world so's let me do the talkin. We'll find that little bitch in no time."

"What ever." said Mario.

gettin inside the Blue Boo wasnt easy. the place was fuckin packed to the brim and all the smoke from weed and shit made the air hard to breath with out gettin baked. Bowser walked up to the bar and took out his bade.

"Sup Bow." Said the bar tender. (AN: i don't know what thier called but thier those creepy lookin pervs with those bowlin ball face masks)

"steve." Said Bowser. He took out his badge and put it on the bar.

"Lookin for a buddy of mine. Have a bit of business we need to take care of ya understand." he said serously.

"more under cover stuff?" said Steve.

"Sorta." Said Bowser like a mofo.

"and whos the chump?" said steve. he was pointin to mario who was drinkin a glass of water.

he's no body." said bowser. he put his claws on the desk and gave steve a scary look. "now stop wastin my time. Im lookin for a turled called Blingshell."

"Who?" Steve asked.

Bowser picked him up with one hand.

"Bling-Shell." Said Bowser slowly.

"Blingshell, got it." said Steve quickly.

"I still don'ta think that hes a gonna be here Bowser." Said Mario

"Shut up Plumber. Just leave every thing to me, I'll handle it." Said Bowser pullin a beer bottle to him and bited the top of it..

"Well if it's not the under cover cop." said some one behind them.

Mario and Bowser turned around to see a Goomba with a mohawk standin behind them. he ad a load of other goombas behind him.

"Spike." Said Bowser.

"Wheres my money Bowser." Said Spike. "Cuz, I's remember you own me a lot of coins for that ride of you'res outside.

Bowser put his beer on the counter.

"I'm workin on it." He said serously.

"but what if I want it now." said spike doochly.

""Then your fucked." said Bowser starin at him. but spike wasnt scared.

"Well maybe I just need to borrow some thing of you'res then." He said cooly and turned to his compodres. "Hey guys does any one want to take a ride? I know thiers a sweet kart in the alley parkin lot we can use."

Spike and his dudes started laughin but stopped when Bowser stomped Spike right in to the fuckin floor with his gaint foot.

"No body." Said Bowser angerly. "Touches the kart."

Then he turned back and finished his drink as steve came back over.

"Well?" said Bowser

"He is not here." said Steve.

"YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN ME STEVE, EVERY ONE COMES IN HERE!" shouted Bowser.

"but Blingshell." Said mario under his breathe.

"SHUT THE HELL UP1"

"Makea me!"

mario and bowser were about to fight then but they stopped beacuse steve coughed.

"butBlingshell's friend is here." said steve finaly.

they quickly turned back to him.

"great steve. Tell him I want o talk to him." Said Bowser.

"He says you cant." said Steve nerously.

"and why the fuckin hell not?" Said Bowser angerly.

"He said beacuse youd be very busy fightin for you're life and stuff." said steven now very nerously.

They heard chairs pullin back and Mario and Bowser noticed that every one wasn't talkin any more.

"How come He'lla be a busy fighin fora his a life?" Said Mario and dudes started linin up."

"Cuz Shells friend has just put a price on his head for twenty thou." said Steven.

AN: WHAT THE FUCK! Bow and Mario are in deep shit now boyz. or just bowser. any way looks like youll have to read the next chap to find out what happens next.

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