Chaper four
AN: SUP FOOLS! bettin your wonderin what the fuck is happenin to Mario and BOwser right? Cuz last time we left with them stuck in a bar with a bunch of gangerbangers comin to attack them, and thats beacuse they wants the bounty of Bowsers head. things are gonna get CREYZEE sons!
Mario ducked as an other gangbanger went flyin over his head and hit the booze shelfs behind the bar. then bowser slammed on the counter cuz he had gottin a wicked right hook from a goomba in the crowd.
"hows it a goin?" asked Mario nicely as he drank his water.
"Shut the fuck upplumber." said bowser angerly. he shook him self off and charged back in.
(AN: mario isnt fightin beacuse every one is fightin bowser and so hes just sittin on his bar stool. LOL1)
He turned when a hand tapped his shoulder and saw a turtle starin angerly at him.
hey who are you." said the turtle angerly.
Mario flashed his badge.
"detective Mario. a cop." said Mario.
"oh okay." said the turtle nevously and walked away cuz no one wanted to mess with a cop so mario turned around again to look at steve who was hiddin behind the bar like a little bitch.
"you'rea names Steve right?" said Mario
"Yeyeyeyeah?" stuttered Steve.
"Whosa the guy that put the bounty ona lizard breath?" Said Mario.
"Hehehehe diddiddidnt say." said Steve scared.
"Then whata did he looka like?" he asked.
"IIII dododododon't know. He hadhadhad a mask on."
Mario pulled his mustash thought fully when Bowser landed on the bar this time. he helded on as tight as he could as gangbangers pulled hard on his tail.
'WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU JUST FUCKIN SITTIN THERE MARIO1' SHouted Bowser angerly.
"I'ma followin you're rules shit fora brains." answeared Mario.
'WELL FUCKIN STOP AND HELP ME1' Said Bowser gettin pulled back with his claws leavin marks on the bar.
"Whata about lettin youa do you're thing?" said Mario sarcastically.
'JUST HELP1'
Mario sighed as Bowser got pulled back in to the fight.
"Fine." he said and ate the glowin star he had pulled out of his pants. then he started glowin to and charged in and bein invenceble he beat the livin shit out of every one in less then a minute.
bowser got off the floor and looked all around to see all the groanin criminals and stared angerly at mario who had got back to normal.
"I fuckin hate you." He said growlin.
Mario turned to Steve and nodded at him.
"Will bea goin now Steve. Thanks fora all of you'rea help."
"Great work ya stupid plumber. now we dont have a lead." Said Bowser angerly as they went back to the kart. "Would've it kill you to at least keep one of those fuckers upright."
"Likea they would've knew." Mario shot back.
"they couldve." Bowser muttered.
"Well the next time some one startsa smashin you're face in I promise nota to hurt them." Mario said sacastically.
"fuck you." said bowser.
they drove in silance for a while.
"so... what the hell are we gonna do now." said Bowser finaly.
"Wella we need to finda Blingshell." said Mario pullin his stash.
"yeah I got that plumber. but how. thats the fuckin million dollar question." said bowser turnin at a stop sign.
"we need toa set up an other a trade."
"THATS you're fuckin brillant idea? that fuckers under wraps." said bowser unbelivingly.
"I didnta say it would bea cheap." said mario serously.
"cheap? I hate to break it to you but offerin more coins aint gonna work. i know these perps. you could have a million coins and he still wouldnt come. the fucker would just..."
he stopped talkin and grinnin evily.
"he'd sent one of his homies instead." said Bowser catchin on.
"anda he would know wherea Blingshell is." said Mario to.
"Nice plan plumber." Said Bowser. "Nice plan."
"yes it is."
"so where do we have to go to set this up." he asked.
"take a left downa this street here. theresa mechanic Ia know." said Mario mysteriously.