Chapter 4

AN: Sup fools. Comin back for an other round of cool ass shit as Mario and bowser are gonna set up a deal to grab a fuckin dealer (AN: this is a reminder of the last chapers.) but first they must meet a mechanic that mario knows, WHO COULD THAT BE WE WONDER!?

Bowsers sweet kart pulled up to a peice of shit lookin buildin and stopped the kart. bowser looked at it in unbelive.

"this cant be the right fuckin place." said bowser.

"Ita is." said mario gettin out of the kart.

"But its a fuckin dump!" said bowser serously.

"Its a garage." said mario cooly.

Bowser got out of the kart too and looked up at the sign that was stickin out. it was called the grease monkey. (AN: THATS A PWN LOL!)

Bowser rubbed his head with his claws.

"the grease monkey? who the fuck would call it that." he said confusedly.

he walked in and every thing was realy loud and shit with monkeys usin power tools and huge sparks goin all over the place. Bowser brained him self on a awesome lookin rino cycle that was suspened on a fork lift. then a goofy lookin little monkey with a red base ball hat came from the ceiling and started wavin a wrench at him whil makin monkey noises.

"Shit up bitch!" said Bowser angerly. but the little monkey keeped wavin at him angerly.

"What'sa all the racket." said mario comin round a gaint muscle kart.

this fuckin monkey put a god damn motor cycle right in my fuckin way!" Said bowserangerly

The monkey, who was scratchin his ass with his free hand beacuse his tail was holdin him up then used it to give him the finger.

"want me to stick that up you're ass monkey boy." said bower angerly.

"leave him alone." said mario giving him a bananana. "we'rea lookin for the a boss. is hea in?"

the monkey made happy monkey noises and grinned.

"good. thena take us a to him." said Mario cooly.

the monkey landed on the floor and started goin some where with Bowser and Mario followin him. they stopped near a hover kart where a gaint monkey with a mask was weildin some thing.

"Heya Donkey Kong!" Said Mario over the noise.

DonkeyKong stopped weildin and pulled off his mask. he grined hugely when he saw Mario and walked over to him. They fist bumped a couple of time.

" Longa time noa see buddy." Said Mario

"EKK!" Agreed Donkey Kong cooly.

"I needa a favor. the perp gota way from me lasta time so I needa you to set upa new deal fora me." said Mario serously.

DK shook his head.

"EKK!" He said just as serously.

"I know a they are gonna be ona edge." said Mario. "Buta you know whata will happenin if we don'ta stop them.

DK noded sadly. then he looked over to see bowser's kart out of a window.

"OKK?" asked Donkey Kong pointin to the kart.

"What's he pointin to my fuckin kart for." said Bowser suspisously.

Donkey kong looked over at Bowser for the first time and thumbed at him to Mario.

"Itsa his." Said Mario.

"Damn straight it fuckin is." Said Bowser angerly. "And no damn dirty ape is gettin any where near it!"

DK didn't like what Bowser said and started goin near him but Mario stopped him by gettin in front of them and keeped them a part with both hands.

"Chill a Bowser! He'sa mechinac. He thinksa karts the samea way you do." Said mario.

then he pushed them both back and that wasn't easy.

"Anda hes the only one whoa can set up the deal."

Bowser stared angely at him then muttered.

"All right fine! THe fuckin monkey can take a look at it. but I don't like it."

DK looked over the kart very very closely and made happy monkey noises as he looked at it. then he opened the hood and looked at the engine to.

"What I don't fuckin get is how you know this ape." Said Bowser.

"Whata do you mean?" Said Mario.

"How can a goodie two shoes like you know a drug dealer?" Said Bowser.

"Donkey Kongs a nota a drug dealer." Said Mario

"then how come he's gonna set up a deal." said Bowser smugly.

"Gangabangers come in to a get thier karts fixed up and hea talks to them. Theya trust him. not a lot of garages area safe for them to leave thiera rides over night witha out them gettin chopped."

"Okay but how come YOU know him." Said Bowser.

"Ia busted him. Hea used to run a chop shop beforea he turned overa new leaf."

Bowser o mouthed in unbelive.

"RAN FUCKIN A CHOPSHOP! AND WE'RE LETTIN HIM TOUCH MY KART WHY1' BOwser shouted in shock.

"I saida he turned over a new leaf! I checka in on him alla the time! Mario shouted back.

'HE'S GONNA FUCKIN RIP US OFF PLUMBER1'

they were gonna keep shoutin but DK closed the hood and walked over to them.

"OOK!" Said Donkey Kong aprovingly.

"What did he say." Demanded Bowser.

"Hea said you're kart isa the best he's seen ina while." Said Mario.

Oh." Said Boser in surprise. then he sniffed and was back to normal. "No fuckin surprise my babys good. it cost fuckin arm a nd leg."

"Now abouta the call." Said Mario to Donkey Kong.

Donkey Kong nodded and went to his office and came back with some paper with a number on it. Mario took it.

"Thanks."

AN: Looks like Mario and Bowser are gettin nearer to breakin to poson shroom ring with the help of DK bitches! Find out what happens next when the next chapter comes out.

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