Chapter Five

AN: Sup fools. Hopin your ready for an other bite of pure awesomeness as the famous duo are on the trail of a poson shroom ring. But first they are gonna need names and for that they are gonna need a dealer.

Mario and bowser got out of the kart. it was gettin later in the day and they pulled up in a abandoned parkin lot. DK had set up the deal like they asked and now they were goin to see the dealer.

"That fuckin monkey better not have stiffed us." said bowser as they walked down a alley.

"Don'ta worry ya big whiner." said mario. he then ducked cuz bowser's foot had kicked a hole in the wall where marios head would have been.

"I'm not a whiner bitch! why the hell should we trust him." shouted bowser

"beacuse I a do!" shouted mario

"real fuckin comfortin plumber! I'll just walk in to a trap cuz you got a taste for monkey nuts!"

"Fucka you you stupida turtle!"

"IAM NOT A FUCKIN TURTLE1'

they were now practally rubbin noses cuz they were shoutin at each other face to face and they were so close they were almost touchin noses. They were about to start brawlin when some head lights flashed over them and snapped them out of it and they chilled out.

"Mist be the dealer." Said Boswer angerly.

"Yeah. Letsa get this over with." Said Mario.

They stood there and waited for the dealer. as got closer Bowser whistled under his breath.

"Damn." He said all impressed.

It was Blingshell.

"Guess we hit the fuckin jack pot." Said Bowser.

"Well letsa make sure we donta go home a broke and get this perp." Said Mario.

"I hear that." Said Bowser.

they walked over to Blingshell who didnt recognise Mario until it was too late.

"Oh shit!" Screamed Blingshell like a bithc.

He tried runnin away but bowser had all ready grabbed him by his shell and pulled him up so his tiny little feet kicked in the air

"Oh no you fuckin dont." said Bower. "not when you have some thing we need."

"Fu fu fu fuck you ! shouted Blingshell.

Bowser grinned evily.

"Hey. Thats some bad languege there pal. were all friends here. you need to loosen up." then bowser bounced him on the wall a few times and started laughin.

"Just tell me if the shell starts to crack okey bud."

then he stoped beacuse Mario had done a ground pound of his tail and tear were comin out of his eyes and he droped him. Bowser turned on Mario angery.

"WHAT THE FUCK MAN!" SHouted Bowser.

"Doesa the phase policea brutalitty mean a fuckina thing to you dumbass." Said mario annoyed.

"CORSE IT FUCKIN DOESNT YOU STUPID FUCKIN PLUMBER! I OUTA KILL YOU!"

"Before ora after you turna blingshell in to goop?" said mario sarcatilly.

"Turnin them in to goop works all the fuckin time!" Said Bowser angery.

"realy? Letsa see about that. Heya a Blingashell."

They both turned to look at Blingshell ONLY TO FIND HE WASNT THERE!

"Aw shit! He's gone!" Said Bowser.

"Quick he canta go far!" Agreed Mario. and they ran after him. it took a while to find him cuz when he saw them he started to run even harder so Bowser and Mario ran faster to. Bowser keept gettin stuck cuz the alleys were super small for him and his big ass shell.

"Get back here! When I catch you Im shovin my foot right up you're fuckin ass!" Shouted Bowser. he was realy runnin out of breath so he said all that in a high wheezey voice.

Suddenly they stopped in a abandoned lot. Bowser was all most about to fall over when he caught up with them. Mario looked all serously.

"Dont dont tell me we fuckin lost him." Said Bowser wheezely.

"Nota exactly." Said Mario and pointed.

Blockin the way was a ton of turtles and they all had bangin dew rags on thier heads.

"The Shells." said Bowser serously to.

"Youa know them?" said Maro.

"Yeah. they mean trouble."

"Fora us or for a him?" said Mario.

he said that beacuse the shells were blockin Blingshell to and he was sweatin and all that shit.

Sup Bling." said one of theshells.

"Su sup Chip." said Blingshell nervously.

Chip signaled to the other shells and then all of them putted out thier guns.

"We've been lookin for you son. You have been makin things on our turf realy fuckin difcult, ya hear me? And we don't like that Blingshell."

"I I I can explain Chip!" Said Blingshell sweatin a bucket.

"Thisa looks a bad." said Mario gettin ready to jump in. But Bpswer stopped him with one hand.

"I don't think that's a good idea Mario." said Bowser quitely.

"Why?"

"Well well well. What do we have here, a gay turtle convention?" said some one. every one looked over to see a bunch of Goombas in shades on the other side of the lot.

"Who area they?" Said Mario under his breath.

"Thier the Goombas. They've been fighting the shells for weeks over turf." said Bowser lowly.

"You have some fuckin nerve you shit lickers! This is the shell's turf!" Said Chip angerly.

"Yeah we know." Said the Goomba leader grinnin evily. "But we dont care about the low property value around here cuz once we out you bitchs it'll go thru the roof!"

"Oh yeah!?" Shouted chip as his home boys started gettin angery as hell. "Cuz I think some of you're fuckin skull is gonna go thru the roof first!"

"Yeah?" Said the Goomba leader suddenly gettin all serously.

"Yeah!" Said Chip scarly.

AN: SHIT SONS! Looks like Mario and Bowser and Blingshell are now in the middle of a fuckin gang war! How the fuck are they gonna get out of this one!?

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