chapter 7

AN: Sup fools! Bettin you have been goin cray cray wonderin what the fuck is happenin to mario and bowser and blingshell since they are now in a gang war. Well it's gonna get intense so hold you're ass.

Bowser ducked as a bunch of mini bullet bills flew over and hit the wall behind him. he ducked back down behind the big ass dumpster they had jumped behind when shit started goin down. He looked at mario.

"Just our fuckin luck plumber. We find blingshell and those fuckin gangbangers decide nows the perfect time for a cock fight!"

Mario looked beside the dumpster and jumped back with a stray shell all most took his nose off.

"I canta see him!" said mario serously. "Did youa get a chance to see him justa then?"

"Yeah. the litte bitch is hiddin in that rusty piece of shit right there." said bowser pointin to a abandoned car that was right in the middle of all the action.

I say we wait until the fuckers kill each other then bitch slap bling." Said bowser but mariio shook his head.

"Noa. he maya be hit ina the cross fire we have'ta save a him now!" said mario.

bowser shrugged.

"Ok. I'll just wait here while you get him."

"What do youa mean wait! youra comin with me!" said Mario angerly.

"Why the fuck should I1" shouted Bowser angerly back. "all you need to fuckin do is use one of those stars of you'res and go all invencable. grabbin that turtle will be a fckin piece of cake."

"Well it woulda be if I hada any more goda damned stars!" Said Mario.

Bowser stared at him in shock as he o mouthed quitely.

"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU OUT OF STARS YOU SON OF A FUCKIN BITCH1' HE shouted out loud.

"Wella my shut fora brains partner decided to geta his ass kicked ina a shity bar earlyier toa day." said Mario sarcasticaly. "toa make a long story short I used it to stop him becomina some one's bitch."

"I meant why one!" said Bowser grabbin him angerly by his straps.

"you knowa how hard ita is to GET one of thosea things? Itsa not some thing youa can get in the fuckin super market." said Mario evenly.

"But that mean Blingshell is fucked!" said Bowser.

"Wella now we area on the samea page." said mario lookin at the dumpster.

he walked a little a round it then he went over and started to try and lift it.

"What the hell are you doin Mario." said Bowser all confused.

"I'ma tryin to get thisa thing on a it's side." Said Mario in that weird half voice people get when thier liftin fuckin heavy things.

"Why?"

"Beacusea its gonna be the best shield we cana get to save Blingshell! Nowa give me a helpin handa here!" said mario wheezingly

"right!" said Bowser and he help him.

when it was turned over mario opened the lid and jumped in side.

"Starta pushin!" said Mario from inside.

"Why am I the one who has to push!" Said Bowser angerly.

"Just do ita!" Shouted Mario angerly.

Bowser glared at him and mutteredd under his breathe.

"Fine. Bet it fuckin smell s in there any way." He said as he pushed quitely.

With Bowser's fuckin awesome strongness he pushed the dumpster in to the cross fire and like Mario said the bullet bills bounced off only leavin dents instead of bullet holes. in no time Mario was right next to the rusted car and opened the lid.

'BLINGASHELL1' Shouted Mario. "Geta in if youa wanta to live!"

Blingshell, who was cryin like a baby all this time, jumped in and hugged Mario like he was is mom. But Mario wasnt payin attention cuz the gangbangers had noticed them.

"Who the fuck are they!" Shouted Chip over the gun fire.

"I don't have a fuckin clue about the smaller one." said another shell as he popped a cap in a goomba's ass. "But the big one is that under cover cop Bowser."

"The one with the fuckin bounty!?" Said Chip

Suddenly all the shells stopped firing all at once.

"Forget those fuckers boyz, pop that mother fucker Bowser right now!" Shouted Chip loudly.

"Like hell you ass wipes will!" Shouted the Goomba leader. He had a cut over his eye but he was still holdin his gun like a bad ass and now was pointin it at Bowser.

That Sixty G's is gonna be mine. get him!" he shoted.

Mario and Bowser looked at each other then grabbed Blingshell and ran realy realy quickly back to the kart. They jumped in as the two gangs chased them were gettin closer.

Boser revved the engine but it choked and nothin happened.

"Geta this movin!" Shout Mario.

"Im tryin! Shouted Bowser back as he kept revin the kart. suddenly a mini bullet bill made a hole thru Mario's hat. Mario grabbed it and ducked.

"FUCKA ME!" He shouted.

"Your not my type." Said Bowser and grinned when the kart started up. He floored it and they shot out in to the street like a fuckin cannon ball.

"OH YEAH!" He shouted happyly. "Let's see those dick lickers get us now!"

He looked over to his rear view mirror just in time to see it get smashed by a bullet as the two gangs drove out in the street in thier souped up rides. Bowser looked over to glare at them then turned back in his seat like the mofo he was.

"Buckle you'reself in Mario." Growled Bowser as he poped the clutch. "This is gonna fuckin be a bumpy ride."

AN: NEXT TIME... I'm keepin a secret, LOL1 All I'm gonna say for right now is one word.

AN: CARCHASE, BITCHES!

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