Chapter Eight
AN: Sup fools! Had a busy week so this is the only chater for now. Its ime to get down and crack open a crate of fuckin awe some bitches cuz our cops are bein chased by two gangs in their mother fuckn KARTS SONS11 so its gonna get cray-zee and EPIC! at the same time. so lets do this.
Bowser clawed the clutch and pulled it back at full trhottle as a couple of bullet bills flew over his head. then he floored it and they flew a way in a cloud of burnin rubber.
"OH YEAH FUCKERS" HE screamed out loud all happy. "You ass wipes are in Bowsers house now bitches!"
"Great. just bea sure youa lose them." shouted Mario over the noise.
"Relax Mario." Said Bowser confideantly. I got this."
Then he made a sharp right hand turn and then made a sharper left hand turn which confused the shit out of some of the dudes chasin them and they spun out and exploded when they hit the other cars behind them. Bowser moved his rear view mirror a round so he could see his handy work and grinned evily.
"Aw yeah." He said like a true Mofo.
"Hell yeah homies! thats what you get for messin with Bling." Said Blingshell. he had gothim self all buckled up in the back and had turned a round to give the burnin heaps the finger.
"Sit you're ass down !" Said Bowser angerly and all most flatted the turtle with one of his gaint fists.
"Where shoulda we go to lose them." said Mario
"What do you mean where. Did you see that pile up Mario. they aint goin any where." Said Bowsercooly.
A mini bullet bill smashed in to his rear view mirror and they turned to see twenty karts after them. Bowser stared at them angerly.
"Dont say a fuckin thing plumber." Said Bowser shiftin gears.
"I didnt say anya thing." Said Mario but grinnin all the same.
Bowsers sweet ride turned to another street and they went down it. it was narrow so the karts behind them had to go in one be one. all of them were shootin so stay bullet bills were goin every where.
"We havea to get outa here now." Shouted mario.
Workin on it!" Shouted bowser back and turned again in to a larger street nearby. but this was a bad move cuz THERE WAS A PARAID THERE1
"REally!"
"Shit up thier right behind us!
Bowser moved his cart right in to the paraid right behind a giant newter and spay you cat float and a veterns of mushroom kingdom float. Mario unbuckled his seat belt and stood up.
"What are you goin you idiot." Said bowser
"I'ma gonna take outa a few ofa those gangabangers." Said mario serously.
"Realy? count me in! I never had a paraid fight!" Said bowser exciteldy.
"Youa canta come witha me. You havea to look aftera Blingshell." Said Mario angerly.
"Babysittin! Fuck that!" Said Bowser
"Okaya fine. I thata care of the onesa behind us anda you takea care ofa the ones goinga after thisa kart." Said Mario annoyed.
"Damn straight!" Said Bowser happyly. "And those fuckin bitches are gonna get it."
Mario jumped away on to the next float and disapeared. Bowser keeped grinn for a while but this suddenly looked very angery.
"That fucker tricked me didnt he." He said angerly.
"Yeah son."
"Shut the fuck up I didnt ask you!" Shouted Bowser angerly.
Mario pulled out a brown leaf and ate it and become a brown racon. He used it when ever he needed to fly or hover a round and now was a perfect time. He hided behind a papermachete head of a giant mushroom dude and watched the gangbangers get closer to thier floats.
"Letsa go." Said Mario awesomely under his breathe.
And jumped!
Then he started usin his tail so his fall was super slowed down and landed on on the roof on one of the karts. Chip looked up at it angerly.
"What the fuck is that!" He said angerly to one of his homies.
"I dunno." Said the homie.
"Well find out you mother fucker!" Said Chip puttin a gun a cross his head.
So the homie looked out and saw Mario on the roof of the car.
"Its a racon Boss!" Said the homie and then Mario kicked him in the face and he fell out and screamed as he bounced down the road.
"Cap the furry's ass!" Shouted chip!
Every oped fire on the roof makin it in to swiss cheese but mario had all ready jumped off and landed on the drivers head behind them and then the rest of the heads before jumpin to the next kart. He landed in the backseat, tail slappd every one and then back flipped on to the next float.
The Goomba leader saw this and was impressed but he wanted that bounty and Blingshell beacuse he fuckin hated turtles so he reached in his glove box.
"Suck on this You racon." Said the Goomba and threw a granade. (AN: Yeah he is just that awesome)
Mario saw this and used his tail to hit it back back to the goomba where it hit him in the face and exploded. This was super fuckin cool but then the burnin kart crashed in to a gas station and then THAT blew up too!
Mario saw all this and started runnin back to Bowser as fire was coverin all the floats and settin them on fire. One of them had a lot of fuckin fire works and they all went off LIKE AN EXPLOSION as Mario flew a way and landed in the passinger seat of Bowsers ride. Bowser stared at him angerly.
"Havin fun you bastard." He said.
"Floora it!" Shouted Mario.
So Bowser floored it. They turned to a new street as the rest of the Gang bangers followed them. a motor cycle pulled up right now to bowser and pulled out his gun but bowser grabbed it and punched the dude off the bike. Then he tossed it to Mario.
"use this while I ditch this ass holes." said Bowser serously.
"Gotta it."
Mario opened fire and shot out the tires of the first few karts but then another one got past him and pulled up next to them and opened fire. Mario and Bowser ducked but mario's side of the kart was gettin blown full of bullets and that made Bowser realy fuckin angery and so he got up again and took a deep breathe.
"NO ONE FUCKS WITHTHE KART YOU FUCKIN BITCHES1" HE shouted and then blew fire all over their kart which caught on fire and crashed in a star bucks.
Mario looked at him funny as Bowser got back in his seat. Bowser saw this and turned to stare angerly at him.
"What are you fuckin lookin at?" He demanded.
"Oh a nothin." Said Mario fakely. Then he looked in front and pointed in shock.
"Looka out!" Shouted Mario.
But Bowser didn't have enough time and they hit the fruit stand at full speed. they had drived in to a market place and now there were stands every where. Mario was almost buried in bananas and Bowser had a lot of fruit stuck on his head in a pile. But the kart could still go so Bowser floored it and started wievin around stands and people as the last five karts and three motor cycles still went after them.
"We can lose them near the docks." Said Bowser takin the mellon off his head. "Just keep shootin at them."
Mario nodded and then started to look thru the bananas. He started lookin realy worryed and looked thru them faster.
"What are you waitin for!" Shouted Bowser. A bullet had gone thru a orange and the juice had gone every where.
"I canta find it! It musta been knockeda off whena we hit the standa."Said Mario. "But dont a worry theresa plan b."
"Realy what?" Said Bowser.
"Mhp mmhp mhp mhp!" Said Mario.
Bowser turned to see him crammin his face full of bananas.
"What the fuck are you doin Plumber! This is not the time to fuckin eat we need a way to slow them down!"
"Firsta, eyes on thea road Shell brain!" Said Mario cooly
"I'm not a turtle!" Shouted Bowser.
"Seconda." Said Mario ignorin him. "I got ita covered."
as the karts started gettin nearer Mario started throwin banana peels behind them. one of the karts slipped on them and spun out and crashed in to another kart and they both stopped. seein this the other karts slowed down to avoid them. Bowser grinned and nodded.
" Nice." he said.
Thier kart sped a way as they made their way to the docks but then they saw some thing realy bad.
"Aw fuck." Said Bowser under his breathe.
"Damn it!" Said Mario.
Then they looked behind them. the gang bangers were gettin realy close.
"Witha the bridge up we cana we go now?" Said Mario serously.
"No where. Were screwed." Said Bowser lookin at the bridge. Then he started revin the engine.
"That's why we're gonna jump it." Said Bowser cooly.
"Thats impossible!" Shouted Blingshell. "Youll never make it!"
"Shut up!" Said Mario and Bowser andpushed Blingshell back down. Mario looked at Bowser.
"Cana we though?" He said serously.
Bowser put it in to last gear.
"Fuck if I know." He said grinnin. "Lets find out.
Bowser floored it and the Kart went up the bridge like a ramp and took off in to space. They flew over a smoke stack of a cruise liner and then just narrowly landed on the other side where Bowser did a skid stop. The gangbangers tried to make the jump to but didn't make it and landed on the ship instead and blew up in the smokestack.
"Fuck yeah!" Shouted Bowser. " We fuckin kicked thier bitch ass!"
"Yesa we did!" Said Mario and they high fived each other.
"We fuckin rock!"
"Yeah!"
Then they relized they were havin a moment and stopped.
"Would've been faster if you didn't lose the gun," Said Bowser gruffly.
"Before ora after you gota us stuck ina pariad." Said Mario annoyed
"Shut up! Lets just get Blingshell to sqeul and break the ring up all ready." Said Bowser.
"Just a what I wasa about toa say." Agreed Mario.
They turned to the back seat and found it was empty. Blingshell was GONE!
"YOU LOST HIM AGAIN!?" THey shouted at each other.
AN: Leave it to those morons to lose Blingshell after all this epic ass shit goin on. Will they be able to find this bitch in the next chaper? Find out next time boys!
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