Chapter 9
AN:Sup fools. I have nothin realy kick ass to say right now so I am leavin this short. Mario and Bowser are still lookin for Blingshell WHO THEY LOST LOL and now they are lookin for him all over again. But Iam gonna put a stop to it once and for all.
"Whered he fuckin go where'd he fuckin go!" Said bowser angerly.
"Hea canta have gone far." Said mario while the searched the docks.
Then he pointed
"Therea he is!" Said mario loudly.
Blingshell was a few yards a way from them and then turned and ran. Mario and bowser chased him and jumped over crates and barrels, but that slowed them down. When they turned Blingshell was gone.
"FUCK1" SHouted bowser.
"Dont stopa now idiot. Wea canta leta him go now" said Mario catchin up.
"Sure plumber well just pull him out of thin air and arresthim. He's disapeared!"
"He didnta." Said Mario serously.
"Okay then where is he." Said Bowser annoyed.
Mario pointed at Bowser's feet and made him look down. He was standin over a man hole with the top pulled off. it fuckin stank.
"Aw shit." Said Bowser
...
"I'm gonna make turtle soup out of that bitch. OW!" Said Bowser
"Justa be sure youa clean him firsta." Said Mario
the sewers were super dim and slippery as hell. It kind of looked like a under ground temple with bendy arches eccept for all the slime and shit. But Mario walked in it like a breeze and looked at the ground for foot prints.
"Hea went thisa way." Said Mario pointin down a tunnel.
"Still think OW, I should have just fuckin torched these fuckin sewers. OW!" Said Bowser annoyed.
"Yeah. And thena we can explaina to thea chief why wea blew up thea entire docks. This place isa full ofa shit gas (AN: I know it has a fancy name but I cant remember it but you get the idea) one match anda this place goesa atomic. Explained Mario.
"So? This fuckin place has insurance." Said Bowser. "OW!" (AN: Totaly forgot to mention but Bowser is to tall in the sewers sos he's bangin his head on the roof all the fuckin time LOL)
They walked in silance for a while as they followed the trail. Then mario started hummin.
"hum hum hum humhum hahum hahahaha hum ha ha hum hum!" Hummed Mario.
"Serously." Said Bowser.
"Whata?" Said Mario
"We are OW chasin a fuckin perp bitch this isn't a walk in the OW fuckin park." Said Bowser.
"Hea doesnt knowa his way around here." Said Mario cooly. "Ia do soa we havea the edge."
"He will hear you dipshiOW GODDAMN IT I HATE THIS FUCKIN SEWER!" ShoutedBowser. Bits of shit covered cement fell off in the green water.
"Wella at least youa area usin you indoora voice." Said Mario sarcasticaly.
"Fuck you." Said Bowser ribbin his nose.
Then Mario stopped him and pointed at a metal ladder.
"You sure." Said Bowser quitely.
"Yes." Said Mario
"Then lets get him." Said Bowser
Mario and Bowser climbed up in to a sort of ware house full of boxs and stopped. Leadin a way from the ladder was a trail of brown foot steps. They followed it for a while and then the tracks faded a away with two ways he could have gone. Mario and Boser looked at each other and nodded and then split up.
Mario was havin a hard time tryin to find his way thru the maze when suddenly he heard a shot.
"Shita." Wispered Mario. "Bowser."
With out wastin time he jumped on top of the crates and ran to where he heard it and bumped in to Bowser.
"Was it you?" Said Bowser serously.
"No you?" Said Mario just as serously.
"Hell no."
"Thena its" Started Mario.
"Some one ELSE!" Finished Bowser and they ran.
But it was to late. When they get where it happened they found Blingshell lyin in a pool of turtle blood. Some one had shot him.
"Shita." Said Mario.
Bowser grabbed Blingshell and shook him.
"Where are the shrooms bitch! Where are the fuckin shrooms!" He shouted.
"Bowser hesa been shot!" Shouted Mario. "Itda be better toa ask who shota him!"
"Fuck that! Couldve been some homeless dude or druggie. We need to find the Shrooms." Said Bowser angerly.
"It was the..." Said Blingshell weakly.
"Yeah?" Said Mario holdin Blingshell.
"It was the Big Man." Said Blingshell finaly.
" The shrooms Bling." Said Bowser grabbing his shoulder "Where are the shrooms!"
"You're lookin...at... "
And then Blingshell died.
'FUCK1' SHOuted Bowser angerly and kicked a crate to pieces.
"The Biga Man." Said Mario serously. "Whosa the Biga Man."
'I DON'T FUCKIN KNOW LET'S ADD THAT TO THE FUCKIN LIST!' Shouted Bowser.
"Whatsa you're deal." Said Mario gettin up angerly
"My fuckin deal plumber is that we were this fuckin close to at least put a goddamned dent in the ring by destroyin thier stash and YOU fuckin wasted it to play twenty questions! Now we dont know where they keep the fuckin shrooms!" Said Bowser
"Hea told usa where ita is." Said Mario cooly.
"Oh you mean were lookin at them? Yeah like thats realy fuckin helpful. Were in a fuckin ware house packed to the ceilin bitch!" Said Bowser.
"So? Thisa place isa full of crates. They coulda be here." Said Mario
"Yeah they could and I could be fuckin santa! What you ecpect the shrooms to be in all these crates? Will lets see whats behind crate number fuckin one." Said Bowser.
Bowser put his fist thru it like a karate master and pulled out some thing out and looked at them.
It was a posion shroom.
Bowser o mouthed.
"Not a word Plumber." Said Bowser suddenly. "Just cuz this crate has the shrooms doesnt mean they all do."
"Then letsa check anothera one." Said Mario.
Then they opened another one. It was full of posion shrooms to.
"Twoa out of three?" Said Mario.
"Shit up." SaidBowser. He opened another crate and they looked in.
"Well this one doesn't have shrooms." said Bowser finaly.
"Noa it doesnt." Agreed Mario.
This crate was fuckin packed with C-4 and plastic explosives. on top was a little monitor with flashin lights.
"Thisa one isa a bomb." Said Mario.
AN: Daaaaaammmmmmmnnnnnnn. They lose a main witness find the shroom motherload and now are lookin down the barrel of a BOMB! And who the fuck is the Big Man? He must be some cold blooded mofo to insure his warehouse with a ton of fuckin explosives sons.
AN: Can Mario and Bowser escape? Find out in the next chapter.
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