Chapter 11

AN: Sup fools. time to check in with the cops who have a new fuckin lead name WARIO! thats right fuckin wario. dudes fuckin awesome nuts. and if any one is gonna lead them to the big man it may be him.

this the fuckin place?" Said bowser.

mario looked at him funnyly and then at the huge sky scraper in front of them. it was at least a thousand storys tall and in the center was a gaint nose with a w shaped mustash.

"Gee ita has a gainta fuckin nose. whata other buildin hasa that?"

"thats not a nose. looks like a mother fuckin peice of garlic." Said bowser annoyed

"That isa what his nose looksa like." Said mario.

"twenty bucks." Said bowser.

"Deala." Said mario

they went inide.

in it was a sweet ass lobby that was made out of pure gold and blinged the shit out with diamonds and fuckin ruby and emralds with strobe lights and a fog machine at full fuckin blast. it was sweet. they went over to the desk and the reciptionest looked at them.

"Yes can i help you." said the mushroom girl

"wea like to seea mr. wario." Said Mario takin out his badge. "Could you buzza us in."

mario and bowser rode up in a elevator way more epic then other elevators with high end woofers and laser display. finaly it stoped and they went out. the office they got in was just as mind blowin as the rest with a sharkqauryium for a floor. Wario looked at them

"Hey ifa it isnt mya favoritea detective mario." Said wario. then he looked over and bowser.

"anda if ita isnt the underacover cop bowser. how's ita hangin big lizard."

"Fuck pff" Said bowser angerly.

"whats a up with him?" said wario to mario

hea lost a bet." said mario to him.

"okay. so whata can I do for youa two." said wario.

bowser slapped the table loudly.

"Fuckin give up now or I'll make you my bitch. we know about the fuckin shrooms in the ware house." said bowser gettin eye to eye to wario.

"Whata the fuck are youa talkin about." Said wario confused.

"he's talkina about the posion shroomsa that area floodin the streets." Said mario "We hada evidence but ita got blown up. But we havea a new lead."

"Thats fuckin right!" Said bowser.

he slamed the burnt peice of crate with the wario logo stamped on it.

"We found a whole mother fuckin ware house full of you're fuckin crates and they were full of the shrooms."

Wario slitted his eyes.

"What are youa sayin lizard." he said dangerusly.

"I fuckin sayin you own the fuckin crates bitch. and that means your the fuckin big man." Said bowser serously.

"The biga man. Youa think I'm the biga man?" Said Wario just as serously.

"Yeah. Yeah I fuckin do." Said Bowser

they looked at each other nose to nose for a while then wario started his ass off.

Bowser o mouthed.

"Whata is soa funny." Said Mario.

"thisa lizard thinks I ama the biga man! That is so fuckin hiliarous." laughed wario.

"Buta this is you're crate right." said mario.

"Damna straight. but Ia throw them away whena I get all the gold and booze out. I have a tona them all the time." Said wario.

"Soa you supply the shroom ring witha crates." Said mario serously.

Wario looked at him angery.

"Supplya? Supplya? area you sayina I sell thingsa. fora money?" Said Wario angerly. "Likea WORK."

"Well how fuckin else did you get this place." Said bowser sarcasticaly.

Wario grabbed Bowser by his shell and pulled him near. he holded up a fist with five golden rings that spelled wario.

"I make it witha this. all ofa this. Why shoulda I fuckin work when I beata the livin shit out of gangbangersa and steal alla thier money. thisa fist isa the last thing theya see. ora the shadow ofa my fat ass justa before they sucka my dick." Said wario. "so don't darea say I had toa work for all ofa this."

"So what youra sayin is that thisa lead was a bust." Said Mario.

Wario thought about this.

"May bea not." He said grinnin.

"What do you mean." Said bowser.

"Oh thatsa right. You guysa are cops. you won't know." said wario.

"hey I know fuckin every thing in the under world!" Said bowser angerly.

"thena you know about... the paloza." Said Wario.

" The paloza. Hell yeah I know about the paloza!" Said Bowser.

"What'sa the paloza?" Said Mario.

"Its a big event for all the pimps and gangbangers in the kingdom. Its like a meeting and a party had a fuckin super baby where all kinds of shit goes down. I have been lookin all over for where its happenin this year but I haven't had any fuckin luck."

"Well thisa guy knows where its goin down." Said Wario.

"Youa do?" Said Mario.

"Yes. Anda the big man has toa be there if hea wants to deal ina this town." Said Wario cooly.

"Great! Then lets go fuckin get him!" Said BOwser.

"Hold on therea skippy." Said Wario. May bea you forgot thata you have a fortya thousand price on you're skull. Youa think you cana get in the paloza witha out gettin you're ass shota to shit."

"Yeah. I'll grab a few fuckin molotoves crack out my shotgun and rifle and blast my fuckin way thru those gangbangin bitches and get my man."

"Yeah we'rea not doin that." Said Mario.

"Well I love to hear you're fuckin plan Mario. Bet it has us fuckin wait outside and ask the big man to please come over so we can get to our hairdressers on time." said Bowser.

"No. wea sneak in ina disguese and find out whose the big man." Said Mario.

And thats better then my plan plumber." Said Bowser angerly.

"Letsa see." Said Mario sarcasticaly. "You'rea plan is to goa in guns ablazin with out knowin whose thea target. The onlya way to be surea is to killa everya one in the paloza. Thats a brillint idea."

"Well unless you can find a way to get us identys before the paloza starts we are doin this my way."

Mario looked at him then at Wario.

"I'ma gonna have toa call in a favor." Said Mario.

"Noa problem." Said Wario. "I have thea perfect waya in."

AN: Things are gonna get crazy in the next few chapers what with this paloza goin down. Mario and Bowser are gonna be with some of the most dangerous gang bangin fuckers and the big man himself. This is gonna kick ass!

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