AN: Sup fool! Time for another chaper of kick ass levels as mario and bowser have to get in a gangbanger palooza to find the big man. but they have to be super secret cuz of theprice on bowsers head and every thing. good thing our man wario has a fuckin awe some idea1

AN: Serously its fuckin sweet. i laughed my fuckin ass off.

PRO LOG

Deep in the bottom of a gaint rusty cruse liner...

"I FUCKIIN HATE HIM!" SAid bower angerly.

"Keepa you're damna voice down." Said mario walkin next to him. they were walkin down a super dark hallway full of dirt and cob webs and shit and his voice went every where.

"FUCK THAT MARIO1 WHEN I SEE HIM I AM GONNA FUCKIN KILL HIM. SLOWLY." sAID Bowser angerly.

"Better then usa. Ifa we wenta in guns blazina we'd nevera come back outa. There musta be hundreds ofa them in herea."

mario looked at him serously.

Remembera. We area lookin for the biga man okay. thata what we area here for. NO FIGHTING. Gota that."

Bowser made angery mumlin noises.

"Gota that?"

"Fine." Said Bowser at last. "But Im still gonna kill that fucker."

"Whata ever you saya." Said Mario

"I'm gonna rip of f his fuckin dick then I'm gonna shove it down his mother fuckin mouth till it comes out his god damn fuckin ass1" Said Bowser evily.

"Thata may help us. Keep thata in mind when wea are ina."

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CHAPTER 13

Things were fuckin sweet for the palooza this year. All the dealers and the pimps and bitchs got here and the party was in full fuckin swing. Goomboy realy wanted to go over to some fune honeys and play his sweet moves but he can't. He was the dude who lets people in so he had to stand near the openin at take peoples guns and explosives off them before they can in. He wanted to cap some fools ass but this invition only party did not get crashers ever. He was fuckin bored.

Then he saw some one comin in.

"Wazzup Goomboy!" Said Wario. He was wearin gold shades and a sweet ass white tux that made his bling even fuckin shinyer.

"Wario! Its a fuckin party now!" Said Goomboy happyly.

"Damna streight." Said Wario givin his a invition.

Then he leaned over.

"I needa a favor Goomboy. Got a frienda who is outa town cool bro. Told him abouta the palooza anda he fliped his shita. Hea wanted to geta in but of coursea he dont havea fuckin ticket. Said Ia could hook hima up with some for him and thea bitches but I only gota the one. Knowa what I'ma sayin." Said Wario secretly.

"I know what you are sayin son." Said Goomboy lookin worryed. "But if any one found out I let you in theyd fuck me over. Gonna have to tell you're friend he's fucked."

Wario looked realy sad. But in a fake way.

"Thata fuckin sucks. Youa sure?"

Wario holded up a fat wad of benginmins and shoved it in his pocket.

"Hea realy wants to geta in." He said fake serously.

Goomboy looked at the bills and shruged his shoulders.

"Shit." He said finaly. "Must be his fuckin lucky day. Just remember some banger called in sick for this so I have his tickets. You can have them cuz were so tight and all."

"Thanksa!"
"It's all good." Said Goomboy as they fist bumped.

He then snaped his fingers to a short dude with a wicked mustash and a big muscled dude.

"I aint packina heat boy!" Said Wario all hurt.

"You know its good. Just a formalitty for you and you're friends." Said Goomboy.

"Okaya." Said Wario. Then he looked over to his friend who was a pimp. He was fuckin decked out in a matchin sweet purple zebre coat and hat with a long rim and a white osrich feather, had a big pair of mirror sun glasses and had a long white walking stick with a diamond top.

"Gota a problem with thata Daddy Kong?" Said Wario.

Daddy Kong shrugged and gave Goomboy a big ass grin. He let them pat him down but they found nothin so they let him thru. Then one of the dudes went over to the ladies.

"If you fuckin touch me I break you're mother fuckin arm." Said one of them angerly.

"Yeah!" Said Wario angerly to. "Likea shes packin morea then hera mama gave her."

Goomboy looked up at her. Bitch was fuckin huge and was in a neon green tube top and mini skirt with fishnets down to her spiky heels.

"Right.. what ever you say."

The other one giggled and then he looked at her. She had leopard print shirt that showed off her bobs and skin tight tigh high blackleather boots. Daddy Kong leaned over.

"Eek eek eek!" He said.

"Daddy Konga says" Said Wario cooly. "He and his bitches maya pay you a visit latera."

Then he shouldered him in his gut play fully.

"Ora may be just littlea Bow Bow." He said laughin out loud.

"Not fuckin likely." Said Little Bow Bow in a scary low voice.

"Cana we go ina now?" Said the other bitch in like the highest girly voice you ever heard. "I'ma bored!"

"Surea thing Marioete!" Said Wario. Then he looked at Goomboy.

"We cana go in now righta?" He said

"Of of corse." Stutered Goomboy. and watched them go in to the palooza.

"I'm gonna fuckin kill you when this is over." Said Bowser angery to wario as they got in to the crowd. Then he pointed to Donkey Kong. "and why the fuck did we have to bring him to!"

"Beacusea they know me herea." Said Wario. "Looka I said I had a plana. Lest youa could do is say thanka you. And until thena you should risea you're voice Littlea Bow Bow. Othera wise people maya think your a fuckina dude."

"He'sa right Littlea Bow Bow. The soonera we find the biga man the bettera." Said Mario adjustin his fake boobs.

Bowser grumbled.

"Well this had better be fuckin worth it plumber!" Said Little Bow Bow in a high girly voice. "Other wise I'm makin fuckin people bleed."

AN: Fuckin hilarous. Mario and Bowser are fuckin hookers in the biggest gang bang party EVAH! What can happen next boyz!

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