Chapter 14

AN: Sup fools. Time to whip out another chapter bitchs! Been havin a busy month but Im keepin up so you can know whats goin down in the palooza. Just to remind Mario and Bowser are under disguys. AS HOOKERS LOL1 any way now they are lookin for the big man who is suposed to be at this party. lets just hpe its before they have to do a lap dance! LOL1

Marioete looked a round as he pulled his mustash. all the gang bangers rockin out to a kick ass beat and there was at least two hundread of them.

"Thisa isnt gonna be easya." Said Marioete.

Little bow bow looked around to as wario and daddy kong went over to get some fortys.

"Still dont know why I didnt be the pimp." said little bow bow in a girly voice. he was still frickin pissed.

"beacusea you own half ofa them money." Said Marioete annoyed.

"Not fuckin all of them!" Said Bow bow angerly.

"Wella that means youra out." Said Marioete. "Letsa split up so wea can find the biga man."

but before then some one got thier attention.

"Hey big turtle mama! Wanna come over here to daddy an get you're allowans." It was some turtle drunk off his fuckin ass with his homies. they all were laughin. but they all stoped when a stillateto heel stomped just inches from the tutles nuts.

"Im not a fuckin turtle honey!" Said Bow Bow dangerously.

"UHHHHHHHHHH!" said the turtle.

Marioete made a breatheing sound and was about to jump in when he saw him.

On the other end of the room he saw a wierd lookin turtle. (AN: you know those stupid lookin ones in the magic dress things and those fuckin goffy glasses). He was dressed all in black and was actin suspicoously like dartin his head around and lookin real nerous and shit. He started movin a way from the party so marioete started to folow. but then he remembered that bowser was about to beat the livin shit out of some gang banger so he grabbed wario.

"Keepa a eye on bowser." Said Marioete. and then lef.

The ship hall ways were super quite from the party and no one was in it. mario had to move real quite so's not to tip of the koopa. he saw the perp dart a way an went after him runnin. they went up some stairs and thru some more hall ways before he stoped. Mario stopped to and hid when he turned to looked behind him. He hopped that he didnt see him but he hadnt.

The koopa then climbed up some stairs and Mario followed him. but when he got to the top he found he was on the deck of the ship and the koopa was gone and people in suits were lookin at him funnyly.

"Shita." Said Mario under his breathe.

Mario knew he had now run in to the other party on the boat. The one that Bowser told him about. The palooza was all ways hosted next to a rich ass party so that no cops would be there and if thier was they would not do any thing cuz then the rich people would sue thier asses for thinkin they were breakin thier own party and then cover the whole thing up. Bowser said it was the best insureance for the underworld ever and Mario agreed with him. He had been to a lot of rich partys with peach so he was seein a lot of people he knew and they were all fuckin loaded and super powerful in polotics and law. Problm was that his perp was now with them and could hide thanks to his black dress thing.

Mario saw more people lookin at him funnyly. Then he remember what he was wearin and that he was under cover so he played with his hair and giggled girlishly.

"Stopa it! You boys area embarassin mea." He said in a fake womans voice.

It worked and every one stoped. Mario was relived and startin lookin around. It was like a needle in a hay stack only with people and animals wearin suits. Mario wondered why the koopa was up here now then in the palooza. He thought it was the big man but now he was not sure.

Then he saw some one in black leave the group and walk to a empty part of the ship deck. Mario went after him and grabed his shoulder and turned him around.

"Whata are youa doin!" Said Mario.

"What are you talkin about!" Said the dude. It wasnot the koopa but just some waiter.

"Nevera mind." Said Mario and let him go.

He turned to leave as behind him a door opened and then he bumped in to some one leavin the bathroom near by. Since they were taller then him he got a face full of boobs.

"Oh my!" Said the Lady surprised.

Mario stepped back very quickly. He face was realy red.

"I'ma so sorry, I'ma so sorry!" He said fast. "I didn'ta know you were standin there." And then even more quickly he stopped and o mouthed in shock. IT WAS PEACH1 She was dressed in a fine pink sulk dress that was sliced on the sides near her legs. It showed off her hot bod with out makin her look like a slut.

Peach looked at Mario worryed.

"Are you okay?" She said worryedly.

"Justa fine!" Said Mario. Peach smiled and gave her hand.

"My name is Peach. What's you'res?" She said.

"Mario." Said Mario with out thinkin. Then he got him self togather and added in his girly voice. Ete! My namea is Marioete! It isa a pleaure toa meet you Peach!"

Peach gave him a confused look and tilted her head to one side.

"Marioete? Thats a weir name. Are you italian?" Said Peach.

"Yesa I am!" Said Mario quickly and hoped that was it. But Peach kept lookin at him very closely.

"Isa there some thing ina my hair?" Asked Mario worryedly.

"Oh no." Said Peach shakin her head. " you just remind me of some one I know. Some one very close to me... but I cant put my finger on it." (AN: She doesnt thats Mario!)

"I geta that all the time." Said Mario quickly.

"Really?"

"Oha yes. All thea time." Said Mario. Then he looked around.

"What area you doin here any way?" He asked

Peach put a hand to her mouth.

"You don't know?" She said amazed.

"No."

"Well Im am here for the little kids of the mushroom orpahnage. I'm tryin to get money for them so they wont starve until they get adopted." She said serously.

"Thata sounds like a good charitity." Said Mario lookin around.

"At least you think so." Said Peach suddenly annoyed. "My boyfriend was suposed to be here and help me but he is not here."

"May bea he's busy." Said Mario.

"That's exactly what he'd say! I know he's a cop but he promised he'd be here for me." Said Peach sadly and that made Mario feel like shit. Then he shook himself and grabbed peach.

"Peach cana you help me?" He said.

"Of couse. Was is it Marioete?" Said Peach

"I losta a friend of mine anda I need toa find him. Havea you seen a Koopa ina black dressa/" He asked.

"Was he wearin glasses?" Said Peach excitedly.

"Youa seen him?" Said Mario surprised.

"Yes! I think hes over there!" Said Peach.

She pointed at the other end of the deck as the black koopa jumped over the railin.

"OH NO!" SHouted Peach and they ran over. Mario leaned over the rail and saw the perp take off in a speed boat.

"Phew." Said Peach relived. "I was worryed he would have drowned.

Mario was about to say some thing else when suddenly the ship started shakin as a explosion near the back of the ship blew out of the hull. Peach all most fell off but Mario grabbed her and pulled her back.

"Whats happenin Marioete!" Said Peach over every body screamin. But Mario didnt answear he had put a hand over his eyes and groaned beacuse he could guess.

"Bowsera." He lowly.

AN: Damn! I leave Bowser alone so I can mess with Mario and the fucker blows up the SHIP!? How the hell did he do that? (AN: I'm just pretendin cuz I all ready know and its fuckin sweet) guess we just have to find out in the next chapter!

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