Chapter 15

Sup fools. Things have been goin off the fuckin hook for me so its why i havent been loadin in a while. Totaly had awesome shit to lay down but you know hoow it is. cant do fuckin every thing if you only have to hands. and since I have to kck ass in the real world for a while you playahs are gonna have to hang tight!

AN: But to keep things cool I'm relesin the next two chapters togeather so you know whats goin on with our kickass cops! I had just finished them when shit started to get real you know what im sayin. and now I cabn finaly show them. To rewind mario and bowsers are dressed up as shanks and mario is with his honey peach when the fuckin ship blew up.

AN: (Sarcastcally) HOW THE FUCK THAT HAPPEN?!

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Bowser was gettin real fuckin angry with some drunk turle when mario left to folow the tranny up the stair. He was onn e step a way from poppin those turtle nuts like water ballons when wario came up and slaped his ass.

"SUP BITCHA!" Shouted wario happyly. bowser turned around and grabbed wario and held him up.

"THE FUCK YOU DO THAT FOR MOTHER FUCKER!" SHOuted Bowser angerly.

"Whya the fuck not?" Said wario pretentin to be drink allready. "Youa anda you'rea friend area supposed toa be onna the joba right Littla Bow Bow? You'rea girl friend is allready hookina up righta now."

"Like a give a fuck." Said Bowser deeply.

"Wella then havea fun. Guessa Marioete will geta the Biga man tonighta then." Said Wario and started to laught. Bowser made a growlin noise and let him down.

"Fine." Bowser said angerly.

"Thatsa the spirita! Letsa get a drink!" Laughe Wario and went to bar.

"Make mine a double." Said Bowser turnin away. then he turned a round to see the drunk guys o mouthinn him. They were starin at him and his big lizard ass. "What the fuck you bitches starin at." He said scarely.

"NNNNNNNNothing!" Said one of them nevously.

"THen get the fuck out my grill!" Said Bowser angerly and walked away. when got there he moved his fake boos around cuz they keeped slidin every where and made them look funny.

"This fuckin thing inches." Said bowser scrathin under his tube top.

"Thata is what she said!" Said Wario loudly and then he and Donkey Kong started laughin. Bowser glared at them angery but didnt say any thing. Instead he started lookin a round to the crowds to see if he could find the big man. problem was he couldnt cuz of all the gangbangers . Findin him would be apain in the ass.

"I'm gonna look for him." Said Bowser.

"Surea thing a littlea Bow Bow." Said Wario. Mea anda Donkey Konga area gonna stay herea fora a while. Casea he comesa overa here."

"OHOHHH!" Said Donkey Kong agreein.

Then they slamed down shots of forty.

bowser then went a way. he looked a round tryin to be a slut at the same time, but he coudn't do it goo cuz he was such a mother fuckin mofo that he felt like he should just rip his dick off and be done with it. ANd he totally felt that his shit was makin him look fat and ugly (lol1 chicks think that all the fuckin time!)

He was just goin to eat the buffett when he heard some of the gang bangers talkin.

Heh! Told ya that bitch ass skank wasn't gonna show his ass here." Said a skelliton turtle Bowser knows was called Bonehead.

"Shut you're fuckin mouth boy." Said weedboyee. (AN: weedboyee is one of those weird ass fuckers with trees growin out of there heads from that mario game where suddenly hes a fuckin super janitior and has to grab stars that look like wild west sherif badjes.)

"What?" Said Bonehead. " You fuckin think that the BIG MAN is gonna come to the palooza? He's a myth."

Bowser got close as Weedboyee rolled a joint and burned it nerously.

"Bitch you need to chill! Just cuz peoples say he is gonna be here an't gonna mean hes gonna be here." Said Bonehead

"You dont know that man. You dont know. The Big Man is cleanin up in the fuckin town man. Bringin his a gam shit and all that. Every one says he's takin over man, gonna be rulin the whole thing. So he gonna come here man!" Said Weedboyee histareicaly.

"Fuck that Weedboyee just smoke you're weed." Said Bonehead. "Next youll be freakin about that punk ass undercover cop Bowser bein here.

"Yeah!" Said another gangbanger next to them. Bowser had heard this and ducked under a table so no one noticed him.

"Have you heard the latest about that dick for brain?" Said Bonehead.

"You mean about the forty g's on his head?"

"Hell yeah! That's a shit ton of cash to take out that honkey, know what I'm sayin." Said Bonehead.

"Just goes to show you it pays bein a garbage man." Said Lefty. and then they all laughed and since it was loud they didn't here Bowser's head hit the table.

"Guess it has to be that fuckin high!" Said a goomba. "I wouldn't touch that piece of shit for less. These threads of mine are fuckin new sons!

Bowsers head hit the table again and knocked over a glass of water. But they didnt see this.

"Then you have a lot in common with my bitches Fungus." Said Lefty. "They hate it when he comes to our place. they whine so fuckin much when its thier turn. Hell so do I."

"Why?" Said Weedboyee.

"Well we charge by the hour." Said Lefty.

"And wrong with that?" Said all the Gang Bangers.

"Whats wrong is that we always have to refund the last fifty nine minutes!" Said Lefty and laughed his ass off. Every one was laughin too but stopped when thier table suddenly started risin until it fell over to show Bowser.

"Thats fuckin it you god damn mother fuckers." Said Bowser Dangerously.

"Who's this bitch!?" Said Bonehead and then got punched so hard that his boneshell was shot thru to the other side of the room where it exploded in to powder.

"WHO I FUCKIN AM IS MOTHER FUCKIN BOWSER!" Shouted Bowser liftin up Weedboyee up by his tree and swinged him at the other gangbangers and knocked them in to the air before throwin Weedboyee in to the group of o mothin gang bangers.

"who is she?" Said one of them.

"Bitch said she is Bowser!" Said another one.

"With the forty g's?!"

Bowser turned to them.

"Thats right mother fucker." Said Bowser fist slammin his chest. "So if any of you fuckin candy ass cock suckers think your man enough can handle the Bowser then BRING IT111111"

Then he roared loudy and charged in beatin the shit out of them. Wario and DK watched all this happen and then decided to fight to so they charged in to the fight and started kickin ass to. bottles andknives were flyin all over the place as gang banger fought gangbanger. some times a dude would be knocked in the air. It was fuckin cray-zee! Donkey Kong used that ground slap thing he did in the smash brothers game and then tornado punched as Wario ass flatted a pimp.

"Besta fuckina Palooza ever!" Shouted Wario as bowser charcoaled a bunch of gang bangers and then smashed a bottle over a turtles head.

Then all of a sudden the lights went out and everyone stopped fightin beacuse no one can fight in the dark. Then there was light. it was comin out of a fifty foot high plasma tv screen that had come out of the ceilin when they were fightin and in it was a dude hidden in shadows.

"Hello there." Said the Shadowy Dude. "Sorry to interupt the fun but I have an important annocment to make."

"Firstly I am sorry I didnt intorduce myself first. As some of you know I am makin a name for myself it this kingdom, I am... the Big Man. "

"The Big Man." Said Bowser under his breathe in surprise.

"Yes." Said the Big Man. "I wanted to let you know that sadly I can't make it to the palooza tonight on accont to business. But I assure you all that it is very improtant."

Everyone watched as he pulled out a detonator out of his pocket.

"Tonight" Said the Big Man slowly. " I plan to blow a way my competion."

And pressed the button.

AN: THE FUCK!? The Big Man turned the palooza into a BOMB!? SHIT BOYZ! Our the guys gonna see tommorow?...

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