CHAPTER 16
AN: Sup fools! heres the epic concluesion to the palooza which is blownin up as we speak1 mario and bowser are on a sinkin ship thanks to the big man and marios honey peach is with them to, can they make it. Man boyz i am so nervous i'm so nervous i can bearly type!
Alarms went off as the boat shook side ways from the explosion. mario grabed peach to stop her fallin.
"Area you okaya?" said mario to peach.
"I i think so." said peach.
Mario looked a round them. people were runnin a round like screamin little retards as the ship started sinkin in to the bay. he could see a shit ton of smok e comin from the back of the ship risin from where the explosion happened.
"What do you think happened marioette?" said peach worryedly.
"Ia donta know." said mario. "buta we needa to geta outa here peach."
"I think the lifeboats are this way!" said peach pointin to them.
"Letsa go then!" said mario.
Mario and peach pushed thier way thru people who keeped runnin a round like fuckin dumbasses. fires were every where thanks to the explosion with burnin boards and bottles rainin down and explodin and just makin every thing cray-zee. people were crawlin all over the life boats when they ot there. there wasnt enough room1
"Shita" said mario angerly
"Langauge marioette!" Said Peach shocked. but then she stoped when the boards under them started groanin and then broke under her.
"Peacha!" Shouted Mario and jumped in after here. he grabed her and turned his ground to the ground so peach would safe as they crashed thru the decks. on the way down mario felt some thing hit his head realy fuckin hard and every thing wnet black.
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Bowser was fuckin pissed bein stuck under a ton of burnin rubble. he wario and donkey kong got out of the palooza before it blew up but then the hall way they were in fell in on him. so in stead of diein in a fiery explosion he was just gonna die on a sinkin ship that was on fire.
"Cana you geta up?" Shouted Wario.
"Of corse I can. I fuckin just decided that this pile of burnin shit is a good place to nap. OF CORSE I FUCKIN CAN'T GET UP YOU FUCKIN COKSUCKER1" SHouted Bowser back.
Wario and Donkey Kong ran over to him and startin pullin shit off him.
"Wea havea toa hurry! Thea floora cana go anya minute!"
Realy no shit!" Said Bowser angerly. "Just fuckin leave me and save you're fuckin selves."
"Fucka you lizarda breathe!" Said Wario. "Thata would ruina thea whole evenin!
"OHHHHHHHOHHHHHHHH!" said Donkey kong.
"Thatsa right. can'ta leave a fuckin bro behind! Itsa againsta the code!"
"Against the code? What are we fuckin five now you idiots!" Said Bowser angerly.
"Lessa trash talka froma you ass wipe! Said Wario.
"God help me." Muttered Bowser annoyed.
SUddenly the ceilin above them broek and Mario and Peach fell on top of Bowser. Then the floor under neath them broke and all three of them fell in to the black below. Wario and Donkey Kong o mouthed at each other then when the hall started shakin they turned and ran.
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Mario woke up in the dark with Peach on top of him. He was realy confused why he was sore all over and why the bed felt like it was made out of rocks when he remembered fallin thru the ship with peach in his arms.
"Marioette your awake. I was so worryed." Said Peach relived.
"I'ma fine. Area you okay?" Said Mario
"Uh huh. Lucky this rubble broke our fall. We would've been goners with out it." Said Peach happyly.
"Just fyi to the fuckers on my back. "Said the rubble angerly. "You cocksuckers may still be fuckin goners when I get up."
"Oh my! Did we land on some one." Said Peach horrorfied.
"YOUR DAMN RIGHT YOU FUCKERS LANDED ON SOME ONE1" Shputed Bowser risin out and makin them slide to the floor. he was so angery he was breathin fire. Then he turned to see Mario and Peach starin at him and o mouthed in shock.
"Oh dear." Said Peach. "Is some thing wrong?"
"What the fuck are you doin here Peach!" Said Bowser shocked.
Peach gave him a confused look.
"I'm sorry. Have we met?" Said Peach.
"You can fuckin say that." Said Bowser just as confused.
"Hera name isa Littlea Bow Bow." Said Mario quickly.
"That's not my fuckin name." Said Bowser angerly. "It's." but then he stoped when he remembered he was still dressed like a hooker.
"Yes?" Said Peach.
"Its just Bow Bow!" Said Bowser in a girly voice.
"Nice to meet you Bow Bow." Said Peach. "My name is Peach and this is Marioette."
"We've meet." Said Bowser and gave Mario a look that said he'd rip off his nutsack if he told her.
"Well thats nice." Said Peach happyly.
"I woulda prefereda a nicera place thena thisa." Said Mario lookin a round. water was comin in and was gettin a round thier ankles.
"Where are we." Said Peach.
"Looksa like thea bottom ofa thea ship. Thea cargoa hold mosta likey." Said Mario.
"Gee what tipped you off Marioette? All I can see is fuckin crates." Said Bowser sarcasticaly.
Peach gasped
"Bow Bow! Do you kiss you're mother with that mouth?" She said angerly as she walked over to him.
"Uh." Said Bowser.
"The least you can do is be supportive of Marioette. We happen to be stck in a sinkin ship you know." Said Peach bitchly.
"Yesa Bow Bow. Youa needa to bea more supportivea." Said Mario grinnin.
"Yes. We need to get to safey and that means we need to work togather. So no negativeity." Said Peach firmly.
"Uh... Okay." Said Bowser.
"Good! Then lets have a group hug." Said Peach. Mario and Bowser looked at each other.
"Do we have to?" Said Bowser
"Yeah. Cana wea do ita after we area safe?" Agred Mario. Peach thought about it.
"May be you girls are right. Let's wait until we are safe." Said Peach Finaly. "Any ideas?"
"Maybea therea is somea thing ina the crates we cana use." Said Mario.
"What a brillaint idea Marioette. Maybe we'll find a unicorn to fly us out. That's " Said Bowser but then stoped. Peach was glarin at him.
"Bow Bow." Said Peach lowly.
"And that's why I will help!" Said Bowser Finaly.
A little while later Mario closed a crate.
"Nothina ina here." Said Mario.
"What I wouln't fuckin give for scuba gear." Said Bowser angerly as ripped open another crate. Water was up to Mario's neck as he swim over.
"Wea may havea to swima out of herea." Said Mario Serously.
"Sure. Just point me to the hole we're supposed to swim thru. The Palooza was up stairs." Said Bowser.
"Girls! Girls! I think I found some thing!" Shouted Peach Excitedly.
"Bet its fuckin a life presever." Said Bowser
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"I don't fuckin belive it." Said Bower shocked.
Mario looked at the manifest.
"Says its goina to the mushrooma muesuma." Said Mario.
"Do you think it will still work?" Asked Peach gettin on top.
"I don't fuckin belive it." Said Bowser again.
Mario played with his stash. "Wella if they'vea keeped it ina shape ita should. Ata leasta longa enough." Said Mario swiming around it.
"I don't fuckin belive it." Said Bowser.
"What'sa eatina you. Itsa bettera thena scuba gear." Said Mario angerly.
"ITS A FUCKIN SUBMARINE1" SHOuted Bowser angerly.
"A mini sub." Said Mario.
"So!? Either fuckin way my ass wont fit in that thing." Said Bowser.
"Thena you'lla havea to hold ona the outside." Said Mario.
"Fuck that!"
"Girls I think it's works!" Said Peach. Her voice was all echoy beacuse she was in side the sub.
"How?" Said Mario and Bowser.
"There's a button in here thatsflashin red. I think its the igniton." Said Peach.
"A read button?" Said Mario slowly.
"You don't fuckin think." Said Bowser slowly to.
"I'm gonna press it." Said Peach. Mario and Bowser looked at each other and then they both tried to get in the hatch.
"Don'ta press!" Shouted Mario.
"THat fuckin button!" Shouted Bowser.
But thier shoutin surprised Peach and then she accidentaly pressed it. A second after a torpedo shot out of the sub and exploded the side of the ship and shit tons of water flooded in.
"FUCK!" Shouted Every body.
"Helpa Bow Bow in Peach! I'll takea the controls!" Said Mario.
"Okay Marioette!" Shouted Peach. She tried pullin Bowser in but he wouldnt move.
"OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!" Shouted Bowser
"Oh no He's stuck!"
"Thena letsa hop hesa water tight!" Shouted Mario pullin a lever. "Divea divea divea!"
AN: Damn! Just when you think they are screwed they get a fuckin sub playahs! Never underestamate these mofos! Not sure how they are gonna top them selfs next time and just so you know that may take a while. Still have some shit to do so I made these chapters long to hold you bitches over! Peace Boyz!
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