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AN: SUP FOOLS! Finaly back to bring the epic ass shit of the mother fuckin MKPD! whole lot of shit went down in the last chap as you playahs know what with mario and bowser bein suspended after the palooza and had thier badges takin awy and bowser punches the shit out of the chief! now mario has to look for the big man by him slef but he is playin againest time as the fucker has his honey peach now!

AN: know you boyz are bustin a mother fuckin nut right now sos Ill start up right where mario was. in peachs trashed room.

Mario looked a round at the trashed room of his honey and then he looked at the gift basket in the middleof the room near the floor. it was the only thin there not fucked up and it had a gay ass pink bow on top of it.

gettin his shit togather mario walked over as his cop senses started to work again. the big man had obvously left it to mess with him but it was all so a clue to get to him and peach too.

he looked at it. had a fine ass ton of stuff with cheeseses and a big bottle of malt. since peach loved gift baskets and collected them mario saw the labels an knew this was made in town. then he dusted for prints and was about to call the station when his cell rang so he answeared it.

"Helloa?

"Hello detective." Said a weird ass computer voice.

"Whoa is this?" Said mario

"We have not meet yet detective mario but I know you know me like I know you. did you like my gift basket." Said the voice evily.

"I thinka I do know you." Said mario gettin a serous face. "The biga man?"

Yes. I think its time to meet detective mario. face to face. Said the big man

"Howa do I know this insta a trap?" Said Mario

"Dective mario. I am a master mind criminl with the whole under world as my bitch. why would I need a trap when I can get a drive by. I will be alone if thats fine with you." said the Big man.

"Thats finea by me." Said Mario serously
"Good I willtext the dress now. be there in a hour." Said the Big man.

"Thatsa it?" Said Mario confused. "You donta have anya conditons?"

The big man laugh evily in the creepy computer voice.

"Why should I Detective Mario? I know your all ready gonna be alone. plus I have you honey. if you try any thin she dies in the midle of a explsion. just dont be late." he said then hang up.

Mario watched as the text showed up. then he looked at the room and nodded.

"Letsa go." said Mario.

Mario pulled up in his bike like te one in the mario kart games and hit down the kick stop. lookin at the text message he checked the street to make sure he had the right place. the big man knew where to pick his meets. Mario wa s in a shady part of town that was all run down and didnt even homeless people or shit which was kind of funny as he was goin to go in to a hotel made back in the seventys so it had that weird ass look to it.

Walkin in to it mario saw that it was bein renovated with the first floor totaly bared and all the walls knocked out and crates and heavy duty machines all over the place. in the dark it looked like a creepy ware house even though it was realy a hotel in the middle of no where.

Mario walked realy realy slowly thru the lobby. then his cell buzzed. lookin at it he saw it was a new text

Thirdteen floor Detective Mario.

"The thirdteena floor huh?" Said Mario under is breathe.

lookin for the elevator mario found one after a while but after forcin the door found that the elevator was gone and all he had was the shaft to work with (AN: not makin a dick joke boyz but if I did LOL! thats just what they call the space where the elevator goes up and down in)

Mario looked up the shaft and seein a small square of light mario shrugged and decided it was still faster then the stair and wall jumped all up the way up the shaft to get there.

the thirdteen floor looked just like the lobby but with out the machines and only some of the lights worked and made things even creepyer with all the shadows every where. pullin out his gun cuz he thought it was a total trap mario walked realy slowly and very quitely tryin to hear the big man. gettin deeper and deeper in to the middle. thats when he heard it.

Some one breathein!

All of a sudden a crate near by exploded in to peices and mario jumped in to some shadows as some mini bullet bills flew by him.

"Shita!" Said Mario under his breathe. just as he knew it was a abush by the big man all along. and if he didn't use his head it will work to.

Runnin stealty a way from where the crate got smash mario ran in the other direction a waited to for the big man to pass him. but the big man didnt run that way. in fact he didn't hear any runnin. that was bad. that meaned the big man could sneak up on him again and plant a cap in him easy.

It had become a game of cat and mouse. and mario knew he was the moouse.

takin a risk he got on the crates and sneaked on them while usin the view to find the big man but the big man saw him first and fired. mario jumped to the floor but crashed. He had got clipped by one on the bullets and it hit his leg so he didn't land right.

Blinkin back spots Mario heard footsteps gettin closer and knew the big man was gonna finish him. Gettin to his feet realy quickly mario half ran behind a wall as the big man got to where he had falled. but he sliped in Mario's blood and crashed in to another wall which got Mario time to move closer with his gun. but he heard the foot steps run a way and followed them. hearin the gun fire mario ducked and missed the bullets that all most skull fucked him and fired his own gun back. hearin a scream mario knew he got him to and got back up. followin the blood down a desert hall way mario walked slowly as he knew he must've realy hurt the big man and wasnt surprised when he saw a shape on the floor.

But when he got closer he saw it was a decoy made out of a rubble. IT WAS A TRICK1 Mario turned around real quick but it was to late. The big man was behind him and even though he had one arm shot he had the other pointin a gun right at him.

"End of the mother fuckin line you bastard." Said the Big Man breathein slowly.

They stared at each other for a while in silence a s the light swinged above them went back and forth.

"I guessa I shouldn't bea surprised about thisa." Said Mario finaly

Bowser gave a sarcastic laugh.

"You dont fuckin say." Said Bowser.

"Nowa what then." Said Mario serously.

Bowser stared at him with a real scary mofo look.

"Well Plumber. considerin all the fuckin hell you put me thru I think Im gonna kill you. pretty god damned sure I earned it." said Bowser smilin as he took aim.

AN: WHAT THE FUCK11 THIS CANT BE FUCKIN RIGHT BOWSWER CANT BE THE FUCKIN BIG MAN AFTER ALL THIS CAN IT1/ CAN MARIO ESCAPE/1 FIND OUT 111

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