Chapter 17

AM: Sup fools! been totaly freakin the fuck out after the last chapter just like my homies out there. am I right. just can't get in my head that bowser is the big man after all this time and now hes gonna blowmario's brains out in a abandoned hotel in the middle of no where! can mario escape. he fuckin better else I'm gonna flip my shit!

Mario stared at Bowser as he pulled the trigger.

CLICK.

Bowser and Mario stared at each other cofused and then Bowser pulled the trigger again.

CLICK!

Bowser omouthed in shocked. HIS GUN WAS EMPTY! he was so surprise that he didnt notice Mario tackel him until he did. The y rolled over and over on the ground and both thier guns flew a way leavin them with only thier fists. Bowser couldn't fight real good cuz one of his arms was fucked up and even though Mario did Bowsers shell was to hard to realy do any thing so they were stuck in a mexacan stand off. So then Bowser and Mario started to try to get the gun that was next to them but it was just out of thier reach head butted Mario in the face and went for the gun and got it. gettin up he pointed it at mario and pulled the trigger again.

CLICK!

Bowser omouthed again. he grabbed his own gun LOL!

"You gotta be fuckin kiddin me!" Said Bowser angerly and throwed the gun to the ground. then he looked up and saw Mario holdin his own.

"Thatsa it Bowser." Said Mario slowly. "Handsa in the aira."

"Why the fuck didnt I see this comin." Said Bowser angerly puttin his hands up.

"Joina the club." Said Mario walkin slowly to him. "I just wisha I figured it alla this out earlyera."

"Gee you make it sound so fuckin difficult plumber." Said Bowswer saracsticaly.

Mario nodded.

"Maybea your righta. All thea signs werea there anda I didn't see them. You area the head of thea under cover crimea team whicha gives you all ofa them contacts you needa. whena you heard I wasa gettin closea you teamed upa with me to keepa me in thea dark. Youa killed Blingashell when we spilta up ina the ware house and thena tried toa kill me ata the palooza." Said Mario

"And then I went to fuckin disney land." Said Bowser sarcasticaly.

"I'ma not playina games Bowser. What Ia want to knowa now is where isa Peach." Said Mario.

"Under the couch -how the fuck should I know!?" Saod Bowser angerly.

Mario stopped.

Whata you mean you don'ta know. You took hera Bowser." Said Mario.

Realy? Guess that fuckin explans why we're both here huh." Said Bowser grinnin evily. "You've covered all the god damn bases didn't you."

"Whata are you talkina about." Said Mario serously.

"You know what Im talkin about...Big Man." Said Bowser in a serouse mofo way."

Mario stared at him all confused.

"Whata did you saya." Said Mario.

"You heard me Mario." You fuckin fooled every body with that goodie two shoes bullshit. And mean while you run you bizness while investigatin yourself. Must have busted a nut when the chief put me on the case and put you in danger of bein found out. But since you're fuckin bombs didnt kill me you have to frame me now."

Mario o mouthed a Bowser in shock.

"I'ma not framina you!" Said Mario angerly.

"Realy? Then I must be gettin altzhimers. Cuz I don't remember shootin Blingshell or blowin up the fickin ship, but then I don't remember seein your candy ass when all the shit went down either!" Bowser siad angerly.

"I'm not the Biga man! You are!" Said Mario just as angerly.

"Fuck that! If I fuckin was why am I the mother fuckin cock sucker with the shit bounty on his ass! Then you set up this fuckin met and greet and try to play innocent!" Yelled Bowser.

"I;m nota the Biga man! You called me here!" Shouted Mario.

"Like hell I did! YOUCALLED ME!" Bowser shouted back.

Both of them was quite for a while as they breathed hard after all the yellin. but as they did they were think in real quickly. Then Mario lowered gun real slow.

"Bowsera. Ifa we both gota called here." Said Mario slowly.

"Then the real fuckin Big Man." Said Bower to.

Is realy disaponted. Said Some one over the loud speakers.

Mario looked at each other and stood back to back.

"It'sa him." Said Mario under his breathe.

"No shit. I thought it was Santa Mario" Said Bowser sarcasticaly.

"This is hardly the time for jokes Detective Bowser." Said the Big Man over the intercom. "I slaved a way all day to get every thing right for this moment and you idiots can't even blow each others brains out. just my lick that of all the MKPD finest to deal with I get stuck with the only two who'd rather toss each others salad."

"Want to say that to my face bitch? May be we cn kiss and make up." Said Bowser growlin.

"No I don't think I do Detective Bowser. Sadly I and Peach have some dinner plans tonight so I have to leave early."
"Youa bastarda." Said Mario angerly.

"Don't be to upset Detective Mario I'll give Peach you're excuses. I was afraid that some thing like this could happen so I invited some guests to keep you company. I hope they will keep you entertained."

"Yeah I bet well have a fuckin whale of a time." Said Bowser sarcasticaly.

"Thats the spirit. ANy way. Goodbye."

Mario and Bowser looked at each other as the speakers went dead and in the distance they heard footsteps comin up the stairs.

"Guessa we should be luckya he didn't plant a bomba." Said Mario.

"Hooray for fuckin miracles." Said Bowser under his breathe.

"Readya?" Said Mario serously.

"Not at all." Said Bowser just as serously.

AN: Man that fucker doesn't let up! Not happy to try and make Mario and Bowser kill each other now he's sent a army to finish the job! ANd the Big Man still has Peach! Can Mario and Bowser esape and save her and fund what the fuck he's plannin now?! Guess you'll find out in the next chap!

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