Chaper 18
AN:Su[ fools. Mario and Bowser are still trapped in the hotel as gangbangers run up to kill them and this shit is serous as they are hurt from shootin each other. Can they escape with out diein? Can they save Peach?
AN: What do you fuckers think.
Mario and Bowser looked at each other as they heard foot steps gettin closer to them.
"They area gettin closer." Said Mario.
"No shit." Said Bowser
We needa to get out of here." Said Mario.
"Really no shit." Said Boswer crackin his fists.
Mario looked at Bowser as the foot steps were gettin realy close.
"Gotta a plan."
"Not a fuckin one." Said Bowser as the gangbangers turned the corner.
To a empty room full of crates.
"Where are they." Said a gang banger with a ak-47.
"The fuck if I know. every one start lookin!" Said the gangbanger with a chain saw.
Mario watched them break up and start movin around and sighed.
"We're still fucked Mario." Said Bowser serously next to him.
Mario looked at him but it was hard cuz the crate they were hidin in was all most dark eccept for the hole Mario made to look thru.
"Tella me some thing I don'ta know." Said Mario.
"I'm a gemineye and I like fuckin long walks in the beach." Said Bowser sarcasticaly.
"Some thinga usefula!" Said Mario angerly under his breathe.
"Like what. That we got trick by that bitch big man and now we're stuck on the fuckin upptenth floor with a bunch of motherfuckin gangbangers with a hard on to kill us. Or are ou talkin about us bein up shit creek cuz we dont trust each other. Cuz jist so you know I'm still pissed about that." Siad Bowser angerly under his breathe to.
"You wanta to talk about thata now!" Said Mario angerly.
"YOU SHOT ME BITCH!" Shouted Bowser under his breathe.
"SO? YOUA SHOTA ME. ANDA YOU DID ITA FIRST!" Mario shouted quitely.
"WHAT SO I"M THE FUCKIN BAD GUY!" SAid bowser angerly.
"Ita makes you a fuckin idiota. Anda ifa you don't mind lets waita to have thisa cockfight aftera we geta out of here!" Said Mario serously.
"Fine by me plumber!"
"Well fightin is fuckin out. Got a bullet hole were a arm should be." Said Boser serously.
"Then wea need to escape." Said Mario.
"Saw a shaft on the way up. May be we could take it down all the way." Said Bowser.
"Nota with my lega. Takin thea shaftwould justa break the onlya good leg Ia have." Said Mario.
"So?" Said Bowser annoyed.
"I'da be ina a wheel chair for the rest of mya life." Said Mario slowy.
"Picky fuckin picky." Said Bowser.
"That leavesa the stairs." Said Mario.
"Great! We go down a narrow easy to fuckin shoot stair way that has fuckin gangbangers on every floor. Its perfect!" Said Bowser sarcasticaly.
Gota a better plana?" Said Mario.
Bowser was about to say he didnt but didnt as a chain saw suddenly went thru the crate and all most cut them in half.
"Found you honkies!" Said a gangbanger.
"Congrats-you-fuckin-laysions! You win the god damn prize!" Said Bower and then him and Mario uppercuted him so hard he broke thru the ceilin.
"Thea stairs then" Said Mario.
"Damn right!" Said Bowser as more gangbangers started showin up.
Mario anf bowser runned realy quickly as bullet bills started explodin crates all over the place. reachin the stair case they saw instead a wall of gangbangers armed with uzis and machineguns standin there.
"ITS THEM! CAP THIER ASS!" shouted the leader.
"SHIT!" said mario and bowser togather and hid behind a wall.
"Got a plan B!" Said Bowser.
"Workina on it!" Said Mario lookin around real quicly
"Thier gettin closer Maro!" Said Bowser.
"Givea me a minute!" Said Mario
"We don't have a minute!" Said Bowser.
Mario looked even more quickly for a way to escape and saw some thing.
"Thisa way!" He pointed in one direction. Bowser looked at it. Mario was pointin to the other end of the buildin which was open to the world outside.
"YOur kiddin me! thats on the other fuckin end of the buildin and theres nothin there but a one way ticket to the pavement!" Shouted Bowser angerly.
"You have toa trust me!" Shouted Mario back.
Bowser looked at mario for a while then swearin under his breathe picked him up like a football and ran to where mario was pointin. Bullets and gangbangers were flyin every where but bowser dogded them all like a sports star and ran even faster. As he got closer he saw what mario saw and glared at him.
"Your shittin me." He said breathin heavyly.
"Shita up and run!" Said Mario in his arm pit.
Bowser growled and did a slidin duck as a gangbanger swinged a sledge hammer at them. It went right past bowsers face by a inch before it hit one of the gangbangers behin d them. then bowser got up and ran right to the edge of the buildin and jumped thru the openin where the windows were until some one had took them a way in the past.
"Geronomo!" Shouted Bowser and landed in the box that was on the side of the buildin (AN: don't know what the fuck its called but you know what I'n talkin about. those things window cleaners and painters go up and down tall buildins with).
Bowser put mario down and started messin with the control.
"Well." Said Bowser.
Mario keeped messin with it and then hit it angerly.
"Damna! It's locked!" Said Mario
"Well unlock it!" Shouted Bowser.
"Ducka!" Said Mario grabbin Bowsers head.
"FIre!" Shouted the gangbangers
Bowser and Mario hid at the bottom of the box asbullet bills hammered the outside. Mario crawled on his belly to the controls and opened the bottom of it and started pullin wires.
"What the hell are you doin mario!" Said Bowser.
tryina hot wirea this thing toa move!" Said Mario.
suddenly a bullet bill hit one of the lines holdin the box and cut thru it like butter makin the box fall to one side.
"Shit!" Yelled Bowser as they slided to thier death. but then they grabbed the rails and stoped thier fall. but this still wasn't good cuz they were hangin in the air with bullets flyin over them.
"I guess this is it!" Said Bowser over the noise. "Some how I knowed this would happen"
Mario looked at him and then at the controls that was out of thier reach. He was thinkin about them dyin and what would happen to his honey Peach. He shook his head.
"Nota if I have anya thing to say about it." Said Mario takin out his gun. "Holda on tight Bowser."
"Hang on a fuckin minute your not gonna!" Said Bowser shocked but got inturpeted by Mario.
"Goina down." Said Mario and shot the controls.
The controls exploded in sparks as the brakes holdin the line let go and the box started flyin down realy fast. Mario and Bowser started to float and floated back in to the box while holdin the rails which put them back upside down.
'I FUCKIN HATE THIS1' SHouted Bowser in the wind.
"We needa to grab thea rails next to thea controls if we don'ta wnat to bea killed!" Shouted Mario.
' I FUCKIN HATE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS1' Screamed Bowser as the box fell to the ground and crashed in a cloud of dust.
as it started to disappear Mario and Bowser limped out of it while weakly dustin them selfs off.
"I hate you're ideas." Said Bowser wipin blood from his mouth.
"Yeaha yeah. We still needa to get outa here." Said Mario holdin his side.
"Follow me. I stashed my ride over here." Said Bowser pointin.
Mario and him went that way as fast as they could and soon they saw his car.
"Your a sight for fuckin sore eyes." Said Bowser relived. "Aint she plumber?"
Mario didnt say anything but nodded. then he looked back at the buildin one last time just in time to see a gangbanger on the roof aim a RPG at them!
Time slowed down as Mario looked at Bowser walkin to the cart and then back at the gangbanger. then he started to run to Bowser and jumped as the gangbanger fired.
"Wwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaattttccchhhaaaaa oooooooouuuuuuuttttttt Bbbbbbbbbboooooooooowwwwwssssssssseeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrraaaaaaaaa1111111111111" Shouted Mario
Mario flew in to him and knockin him over as the missle went right past them and exploded the cart in a epoc fireball.
Bowser stared at his sweet ride bein coverd in flames for a while then he punched the ground and stood up.
"YOU BASTARDS1" HE shouted at the buildin "YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL1"
"Geta a grip we need to move!" Said Mario holdin him back.
"I'ma gonna fuckin kill them!" Shouted Bowser angerly.
"Latera! We need t o move. NOW!" Said Mario turnin him around.
"I'm gonna get him Mario. I'm gonna make him pay for all this" Said Bowser as he started cryin for he destroyed cart.
"You anda me both Bowsera. You anda me both." Said Mario holdin Bowser up as they left.
AN: Looks like things are heatin up fools. Theres no way in fuckin hell that Mario and Bowser are gonna take this lyin down which means were gettin closer to a epic show down. Least after they patch them selfs up.
AN: The Big Man better start shittin him self.
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