Chapter 19

AN: Sup fools. Bringin you another chap to blow your fuckin mind s and bringin Mario and Bowser closer to the big epic showdow with the big man. We we leaved them last time they just got a way from the Big mans lastest death trap and lost BOwser's sweet ride in the process. now we get to see how they were doin since...

Mario finished patchin up his leg and got on it to see if it was realy legit. even though it hurt Mario could move on it which was what he needed.

"Hurts likea bitch buta it will doa." Said Nario walkin back and forth.

"Hooray." Said Bowser sarcasticaly then he made a face when pulled the knot he was makin realy hard.

"Jesus fuckin Chirst watch what your fuckin doin bitch!" said Bowser angerly.

OOOOHHHohhh!" Said DK slappin the back of his with the first aid case he was hold in one hand.

"Donkey Konga is right Bowsera." Said Mario serously. "You shouldnta move so mucha."

"did I ask for you're fuckin opinon plumber!" said Bowser angerly but stopped movin so DK could finish placin his banages.

"thanks fora lettin us ina here donkeya kong anda patchin us up like thisa." said Mario

"Oh." Said Donkey kong noddin.

"god Im gonna be sick. Can you two fuckin wait to blow eachother until I leave the room." Said Bowser rollin his eyes.

"Shamea hisa mouth is justa fine." said Mario annoyed.

"Realy Plumber? if its such a fuckin prob why dont you fix it. I think there was a shell still in you're gin." said Bowser under his breathe and gettin up and walked a way. DK looked at Mario and gave a monkey shrugg.

"Ohhhh? oooohh hhaa ahhhhh?" said DK pointin to where Bowser had walked off in the garage.

"I'lla take carea of it." Said Mario shakin his head.

followin to where Bowser gone Mario saw him messin up one of the rides Dk was workin on.

"I dont think Donkeya knog will like youa hot wirin oneofa his cars." Said Mario walkin over.

tell him to bill me. Said Bowser [ullin some wires a part and then puttin them back togather.

"Wowa. you completea a sentance withouta a fuck, shit ora godadamn it." Said Mario

"Fuck off plumber." Said Bowser

"Whatsa you problem Bowsera.' said Mario angerly.

Bowser threw what he was workin on and turned angerly to mario.

"Your my fuckin problem!" he yelled angerly. "you think for one gddamn minuit Im gonna be mr nice guy after what you did to me. Like I said back at the mother fuckin station I work better alone."

Mario looked at him angerly."I'ma sprry. may bea I should havea been a bettera [artner anda let the rocket skull fucka you!

""YOU ARE NOT MY FUCKIN PARTNER!" SHouted Bowser shovin him.

"Lasta time I checked Ia fuckin WAS! "shouted Marioo shovin him back.

"NO YOUR FUCKIN NOT!" Shouted Bowser again.

"REALYA?! WHYA THE FUCK NOTq!" Said Mario

"BEACUSE REAL FUCKIN PARTNERS FUCKIN TRUST EACH OTHER!" Said Bowser pushin realy hard. Mario looked at him in o mouthin shock but Bowser had turned his back on him.

"After all the fuckin shit we gone thru I didnt think you'd pull out you're gun on me." Said Bowser under his breathe. "Guess Im fuckin lucky to find out now before I got tricked in to thinkin I had a true motherfuckin friend."

Mario watch him as he started hot wirin another ride and started feelin like a complete dick about every thin. luck Bowser said Mario was too easy with pullin a gun on his partner with out findin out if he wasn't bein tricked. Bowser was a pain in the ass but Mario suddenly remembered all the times that Bowser saved his ass and all the shit they had gone thru. only a ass clown would think that Bowser had suddenly gone evil again after all that.

"I'm...Im... Ima sorry." Said Mario finaly. Bowser stoped messin with the kart but didnt turn a round.

"I'ma realy not you'rea partner to turna on you likea that. Nota aftera all wea went thru. I'ma a complete assa clown to think you were the biga man with outa askin." Said Mario turnina way. "Guessa I should justa do my job before thea Biga man can fucka up any thin else."

Not sayin any thin else Mario left the garage and walked out in to the street in the middle of the night. To make thins even worse it started to rain but Mario was still feelin depressed about losin his honey and bein a dick to care. After a while a car passed by him and stopped next to him. Mario watched confused as the window rolled down and saw Bowser sittin in it.

"Get you're stupid ass in here Plumber." Said Bowser openin the door but not lookin at him.

"Mario looked at him.

"I'n not sayin it again damnit. I want to get some pay back from that fucker for what he did to my ride." Said Bowser.

Mario looked at him some more and then got in the car to.

"Dont fuckin think this makes us fuckin square." Said Bowser as he buckled up.

"Ia dont." Said Mario.

"Good. bad e-fuckin-nough I thought that a goodie two shoes like you had the stones to be the big man. That bitch is gonna pay for messin with my head. Bet you cant even cut in line with out fuckin havin a mortal crisis." Said Bowser under his breathe.

"Everya time," Said Mario startin to smile a little. but then he stopped and started thinkin serously.

"Nowa we need toa know what's he'sa plannin next." Said Mario.

"Any ideas." Said Bowser startin the car movin again.

"Nota yet. What evera ita is it needs Peacha to do it." Said Mario rubbin his chin.

"So fuckin what. Does that mean he wants fuckin the kingdon." Said Bowser annoyed

Mario stopped rubbin.

"May bea he does Bowsera it fits thea pattern! Remembera what he did to thea palooza." Said Mario serously.

"If that's the fuckin case Mario hell need more then Peach to fuckin pull it off. He would need every fucker in charge of runnin this dump in one spot includin our fuck nut chief. No way in hell thats gonna happen." Said Bowser thinkin about it serously. Gettin to a stop light he looked at mario how the big man could plan that but stopped beacuse had gone realy realy white.

"May bea he can." Said Mario slowly

"What the fuck are you talkin about." Said Bowser confused.

"May bea the Biga man can pull ita off!" Said Mario quickly puttin his hand in to his pocket and pullin out the tickets Peach sent him earlyier and shoved them in Bowsers face.

"What the fuck is this." Said Bowser lookin at them.

"Tickets to leta us ina the chief'sa retirement party Bowser! I completelya forgot all about them when Ia got to Peachs placea."

"WHy the fuck you think thats gonna be the place!" Said Bowser.

"Whata you mean why! Peacha was goin and thea party is tonight!" Said Mario angerly.

"Look plumber I know what I fuckin said but I was kiddin about the chief. That ass wipe aint gonna be capped cuz he's leavin the force. If we go thier we'll die of fuckin boredom while the bastard gets hammered with." Bowser started to say but stopped and o mouthed.

"Witha everya fucker in chargea of runnin thisa dump." Said Mario finished his sentance.

Bowser looked at him all shocked.

"Jesus fuckin christ." Said Bowser serously.

"Howa fast can wea get there." Said Mario takin out his cell.

Bowser looked at him them gunned the motor.

"As fast as we can." Said Bowser.

AN: Well fools the showdown is startin to get real close now what with Mario and Bowser racin against time to save the mushroom kingdom. Lets hope they make it!

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