chapter twnety
AN: sup fools. not feelin so hot right now like you bitches now and shit. but dont woory beacuse I will stay at the top of m y game as much as I can. when wes last left we found out the big man is plannin some evil shit what with peah and all the city big shots bein in one place. so now it is a rce for time.
bowser and mario walked down the side walk to the city banquit hall that was wher e the chief was havin his retirement party. by lookin at it's fine ass fancy arcitexture with its big windows and cool lookin lawn and shit you would not belive that some dangerous shit was about to go down here.
I dont think they are gonna get here in fuckin time." Said bowser as they started climbin the big outside staircase that could get them inside the buildin.
"They willa call when theya get here." Said mario tossin him the cell.
"Qwll those mother fuckers better get here in thirty minutes or less or I want my fuckin money back." Said bowser grabbin it in the air and then pushin the door open inside open. the inside lobby looked just as fany as the outside with sweet lookin red carpets and and those long curtans that reach to the ceilin but too small to cover the windows next to them ever. there was some other fancy stuff there to like big vases and stone statuos of naked dudes and babes doin shit but mario and bowser didn't pay them any atention as some one in a police uniform walked over to them.
"Invatations?" said the guy.
"fuck off flat foot." Said bowser pushin past.
"Hey! you can go in with out a invatation!" said the guy grabbin his radio tocall back up. but didn't cuz mario grabbed his arm.
It'sa cool we're thea offical partya crashers for thea partya. wea don't need invatationsa." Said mario smilin.
"Re-realy?" said the dumb ass cop surprsed. " I didnt know that. the list does not have the official party crashers on it."
mario patted his shoulder friendly.
"That'sa beacuse party crashers aren'ta suposeda to on thea list. ifa they were ona the lista thena they wouldnt bea partya crashers right?" Said mario like is was the dudes buddy.
"I guess so." said the cop noddin.
"Gooda. but staya sharp okey. goota tipa that somea dirt bags area goin to bea here soon. theya will mmost likelya have guns." said mario serously.
"Roger that." Said the cop as mario walked after bowser. After a while he then pulled out his radio and talked to it.
"all units be on full alert. I repeat on full alert. just recived tip that some unoffical party crushers are gonna try to get in. they well have guns. thats it. over." Said the cop.
mario jioned bowser in the huge ass ballroom where the party was bein holded. it had every thin you could expect with big chandlers and balconys near the roof and snacks in those long tables sittin next to ice status made to look like retarded lookin animals. (AN: I serously dont get that cuz weall know that ice fuckin melts so even if it looks sweet like to start with it will melt and start lookin stupider and more retarded.) it even had a small orcastra that played boring old music that has violins and those bigger violins that stand on the floor to play it.
seein bowser standin next to the table that had free booze mario walked to him.
"what area you doin." Said mario grabbin one of the glasses from bowser.
"Checkin this shit for poison." Said bowser serously grabbin another one and drinkin it.
"Laya offa that. I dont wanta you to bea smashed wheen ita happens." Said Mario serously.
"Oh fuckin please. it'll take more then this weak ass grape juice to fuck me up." Said Bowser. but he didnt take the next glass cuz he was startin to fell dizzy fro m the ten glasses he jist had.
"Anya way. Havea you seenna any threatsa?" aid Mario lookin around.
"If you mean fuckers with guns or a bomb nope. just a bucnh of old rich dudes with thier head of thier fuckin ass."
"thatsa okey. we justa need toa finda the chief and geta every one outa." Said Mario
"What the fuck are you ass clowns doin here." said some one who turned out to be the chief.
"Well you got you're fuckin wish" Said Bowser under his breathe as the chief walked to them.
"Chief we needa to" Mario was gonna say but the chief started talkin and interupted.
"I dont want to hear it Mario. I was plannin to enjoy my retirement party without the bitches who made my last days a fuckin hell." said the chief angerly.
"then its a goo d thin I left you my good fuckin goodbye present then." Said Bowser grinnin while he pointed to the chiefs new eye patch that covered up the black eye bowser gived him.
"Well Bowser I dont like it sos I am plannin on returnin it. with laywers." Said The Chief starin at him darkly.
Bowser was about to smash in the chiefs face again when Mario pushed him back with one hand.
"Thata will only happena ifa we get everya one out chief. We jsta fugered the biga mans plans. He's gonna bea here tonighta." Said Mario serously but the chief only loled.
"Oh right the Big Man. thats the same Big Man behind the shroom smugglin and who realy blew up the historice cruise ship right." Said the Chief sarcasticaly while doin finger quotes
"YESA!" Said mario louldy.
"Do you realy except me to belive that shit." Said the chief annoyed.
"Told you so Mario." Said Bowser rollin his eyes.
"Yesa you did Bowser." Said Mario sadly.
"Well good. Now we get to do it fuckin my way." Said Bowser crackin his knuckles evily.
"Like hell you will. I order you two fucknuts to get out." Said the chief pointin to the door."
"EAHHHHHHH wrong answear." Said Bowser smilin evily to now. "We're suspened bitch or did you forget."
The chief looked confused at what Bowser said to him so Mario breathed out loud.
"He'sa right chief. We area not cops righta now soa we don't havea to follow the rulesa. Nothina saysa Bowser can'ta beata you're brains out fora you're owna good." Said Mario slowly.
"Damn striaght. But since you're brains are right up you're ass your gonna have to bend fucking over first." Said Bowser startin to flex a arm.
The cheif o mouthed in horror and was about to call some cronies over when the room suddenly started to get darker. Mario and Bowser started lookin around thinkin it was a attack when the big doors opened and band started up again as a huge fickin cake with candles got pushed in to the room. The chief looked like all his birthday wishes had jist came true and forgot all about mario and bowser.
"Happy retirement!" SAid every one in the room.
"You shouldnt have!" Said the chief runnin to it. "This is the biggest cake ever I ever seen! you guys are the greatest."
Bowser face palmed himself and Mario breathed out loud again.
"Fan-fuckin-tasic." Said Bowser annoyed.
"Doesnt meana hea won't showa up." Said Mario serously.
"Well he better fuckin wait until we have some cake." Said Bowser as his stomach made noises.
They watched as the chief arn over to his homies and started givin them mad fist bumps. He was super stoked over the cake.
"What kind of cake is it you bastards!" Said the Chief stoked. One of his buddies shouldered him with a horny look.
"The special kind Chief." He said.
"Strippers?" Said the chief under his breathe.
"Aw hell yeah." Said the friend noddin. The chief and him gave each other the same excited horny old guy looks while smilin like pervs when some one raised a glass and started singin. soon every one joined in to eccept for mario and bowser.
"FOR HES A FUCKIN COOL FELOW FOR HES A FUCKIN COOL FELLOW. FOR HES A FUCKIN COOL FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW, WHICH NO BODY CAN DENY1" Singed every one. and then they started clappin and whistlin at each other.
"Oh, I think I can." Said Some one from the shadows. But Mario and Bowser knew who it was.
"Can't even wait to let us have fuckin cake." Said Bowser as every one started lookin around confused. suuddenly the lights went on and the cake opened up. but instead of smokin hot strippers gangbangers with machine guns and AKs came out of the cake"
"ANY ONE MOVES AND THEYS IS DEAD1" SHouted one of the gangbangers to the o mouthin crowd. then he fired a few rounds at the ceilin when people started to freak out.
"What-what-what is goin on!" Said the Chief like a baby.
"Nothing if you all stay nice and calm." Said a voice from one of the balconys. "And I should add that any dumb ass willin to try any thin should meet our special guest for to night."
Mario and Bowser looked up just as Peach got shoved on the balcony. She was all roughed up and bruised and was gagged with her arms tied behind her.
"The princess!" said the chief and some other people hoorrorfed.
"Peach!" said Mario angerly under his breathe. He didnt like seein her lookin so scared but he couldnt do any thin with out gettin shot.
"Who are you!" Shouted the Chief walkin over to the balcony but but got knocked to the ground by one of the gang bangers with his.
"You wanna fuckin die old man! HUH! Said the Gangbanger pokin his face with his barrel.
"No one is goin to die YET!" Said the voice angerly and scared the gangbanger away from the chief. after a while slow foot steps started to be heared.
"Who am I? Thats hard to say to stupid idiot like you to get. But for you question Chief I have many names. But right now they just wont do... Eccept for one." Said the voice slowly.
The foot steos got louder and then the mystery voice walked out of the shadows and in the balcony and standed next to Peach where every one down on the first floor could see him.
"Call me...The Big Man." Said the Big Man.
AN: AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW HELL! WHAT THE FUCK IS GONNA HAPPEN NOW FOOLS1 GUESS WE'RE FUCKED TILL I MAKE THE NEXT CHAPTER AND WE SEE WHO THE BIG MAN REALY IS111111111111111
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