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AN su[ fool1 STILL HAVE THE FUCKIN HEA D COLD but thats okay cuz im takin flu medcine and stuff so its all fuckin great cuz im takin thes medcinine for it Know i should wait til better but mario and bowser can not wait what with being in danger like they are now.
AN; any way Mario abd Bowsers are stuck in the middl e of a bunch of gang bangers who work for the BIG MAN who now we finaly know who he is.
RECAP! (Last tme on in the last chapter (an: I pated the end bit from the last chap cuz I did a fuckin good job on it) )
"Who am I? Thats hard to say to stupid idiot like you to get. But for you question Chief I have many names. But right now they just wont do... Eccept for one." Said the voice slowly.
The foot steos got louder and then the mystery voice walked out of the shadows and in the balcony and standed next to Peach where every one down on the first floor could see him.
"Call me...The Big Man." Said the Big Man.
...
Mario and bowser looed up at the big man for the very first; time. they had listened to him loads of fucking time but this was the first time they evere seen him beofre. the real identity of the Big man took them both by surprise.
"It canta be." Said Mario
"I shoulda fuckin knowed." Said Bowser equaly surprised.
The Big man looked over and down at them for the first time since he got there.
"Oh detectives I did not see you there. Suprised?" Said The Big man cooly.
"Oh you can say that" Said owser walkin slowly to while crakcin knuckle. "You can realy say that... Steve."
Steve gived a evil laugh and then grabbed paech.
"UH UH UH Detective. I was very very very serous about puttin peaches life in mortal danger if anyone trys shit. So you and fatso stay right where you are so I can go ahead with my evil plan.
Then he waved at some of the gang bangers.
"Put your guns on the italin and the turtel and leave 'em thier." Said Steve.
"I"MNOT A FUCKIN TURTLE!" Shouted Bowser angerly. but Steve just ignred him.
"And be sure to shoot them both if they try an y funny businesss." Said Steve. then he turned
"Wha do you want with us." Said the chief. He had gotten over bein scared like a little bitch and was now standin up and lookin serous, and he looked cool too because on the blood that was flowin down his head and face on the way to the way to the floor,, which made him look like a real mofo.
"Finaly as smart question." Said Steven rubbin his chin with his free hand. "well Cheif and every one else what I want is the mushroom kingdon. you could say all my charitable work so far has been done so's I cn sinergise to my goal. tonight is when all that comes togather and my dream will comee true."
We wont let you!" Said the Chief angerly.
"Oh Chief realy." Said Steve waving to the rest of his men who all started aimin tthier guns.
"If you don't do wat I say I will first kill the princess and then all you stupid b ithces." Said Steve
"GGRRRRR Fine! What do you want us to do." Said the Chief angerly.
Steve took soe paper out of his pocket and threw it off where oen of his gangbangers grabbed it and also pulled out a penn.
"All you have to is sign this paper my assistant is has now passin it around. it says that you all are signin over all your jobs to me. That will make me in charge of the whole kindgom and thus I will then rule it." Said Steve
"We will sign it if you give us the princess first." Said the Chief.
Steve waved his finger at him back and forward.
"I don 't think so chief. Peach is m hostage and if I give you my hosatge then you wont do as I said beacuse I dont have a hostage and why should you do any thin without a hostage which is why I need a hostage. Without a hostage I would just have to mow you fuckers down and I would not get any closer to my goal." Said Steve playfully.
"And if we all sign it we all live." Said the Chief lookin at the paper.
"Yes...for now. But we can talk about that after you sign." Said Steve evily. (AN: HE"S FUCKIN LIEIN!)
You bastard." Said Bower startin to move closer to the balcony until he bumped in to a gang banger with a gun. "what kind of shit lovin plan needs you to kidnap a help lessprincess to do jack!"
"Whata area you talkina about? you kidnappeda peach alla thea time." Said cooly even though they were covered with guns.
Bowser gave him a annoyed look like they both forgot they were in the middle of danger.
"Yeah but i was tryin to fuck her! damn that honey can fuckin freeze her legs over when she wants." Said Bowser breathin out loud.
"Tella mea about ita." Said Mario sady and also breathed out loud.
"Mario!" Said Peach shocked and embarelessly angery.
"Oh! Sorrya Peach!" Said Mario and started thinkin it might be a good idea to hold off savin Peach for a minut. but Steve waved hi hand again makin all the gang bangers turn on them.
"Thank you for remindin me Detective. no amont of signin is gonna save both you're lives so I think its time to put a end to you fools once and for all." Said Steve
all the gang bangers turned to face them.
"Guess this is fuckin it." Said Bowser standin next to mario.
"Ready." Said Steve.
all the gang bangers cold cocled thier guns.
"Guessa youra right." Said Mario
"aim." said steve
all the gang bangers pointed thier guns at them.
Every thin feeled realy tense as people had thier fingers in thier guns and gettin realy close to pullin the trigger. Steve was about to finish it when suddenly a cell phone started ringin. the ringin was the only thing that could be heared all over the room. all the gang bangers lowered thier guns and started looki around all confused.
"Who the fuck's cell is that." Said Steve annoyed.
"I thinka it isa Bowsers." Said Mario slowly pointin a finger at Bowser. then he nodded. slowly.
"Righta Bowser." Said Mario.
Bowser o mouthed at him for a sec then it hit him and he nodded to. then he turne to the gang bangers while takin out the cell.
"Sorry bout that my bad. must be the sweet piece of ass I was gonna hook up with tonight at my place. you dont mind if I take it right. Figured we'd wrap this shit and Id be tappin it right now but guess I better tell her I'm fucked." Said Bowser wigglin it.
Every one waited to see what sTeve said as the phone ringed.
"Fine Bowser. But any funny stuff and your skull will be blown up." Said Steve.
"YEah! Siad one of the gang bangers wavin his gun. "and the same goes if you try any phone sex!"
"Yeah yeah." Said Bowser under his breathe as he turned it on and answered it.
"Sup chunky monkey! Koopa king here yeah. Yeah listen, things are realy heatin up down here sos there's a change in plans cuz we cant do that thin we talked about/" Said Bowser to the phone like a real pimp but then he started talkin serous.
"You might as well get you're motor runnin right now." Said Bowseer serously under his breathe.
"Bitch what the fuck did I tell you about gettin kinky!" Shouted the Gang Banger pokin him in the back with his gun.
"All right all right." Said Bowser annoyed while he turned it off. then he tossed it over to mario.
"Any last calls you wanna make?" Saie Bowser cooly.
"If he does he wont get to." Said Steve annoyed
"I guess your fuckin right." Said Bowser shruggin.
"Where are we? Oh right. Ready. Aim." Said Steve as the gang bangers raised thier guns again. but before he could say any thin else a strange noise started to be heard out side the biuldin. it was realy far off but the longer it went on the louder it got until it sounded realy close. Gang bangers started lookin around to find where it was comin from when suddenly the big ass windows behind Mario and Bowser exploded as a army of monkeys on motorcycles came thru them.
every one in the buildin o mouthed in shock eccept for bowser and mario who got out of the way of a sweet rihno cycle the skidded to a stop next to them and DK tossed them some guns.
"Bout damn time!" Said Bowser catchin his as the motor cycle monkeys started attackkin the gang bangers.
AN: AW HELL YEAH! Looks like the tables have fuckin turned and mario and bowser can mix this shit up! Stay turned for the next chap as we start wrappin this up!
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