Chapter 22

AN: Sup fools. Back to the land of the fuckin livin havin out lived my head cold. even so I knows you playahs are bustin a nut waitin fo me to bein this to its epic final which I'm gonna do RIGHT NOW1

AN: When we last left them mario an d bowser was about to gett thier asses capped when Donkey Kong and his grease monkey gang busted in like the fuckin cavery on motor cycles. now things are heatin up.

Mario grabbed his bag Donkey Kong tossed him and suddenly remembered to look where Peach was and saw steve pullin her a way.

"PEACHA!" Shouted mario.

"MARIO!" Shouted peach to before she disapeared. Mario looked at bowser.

"We needa to save her!" Said mario angerly.

"Damn straight!" Said Bowser and cranked his shotgun in that mofo way you see in the movies.

runnin to where the stairs were mario and bowser had to move around all the crazy shit that was happenin next to them as Donkey Kong and his homies were havin an all out war with steves gang banger army. bullets and motorcycles and body parts were flyin every where but mario and bowser moved thru it like they had a bad ass force field cuz every thin just moved right past them.

"Don't let those fuckers ner the stairs!" Said steve thru the radio and the gang bangers that heared it moved to block it off.

"Goda damn it! Wea cant'a waste timea ona them!" Mario said.

"THen you take the high road and I'll take the fuckin low." Said Bowser as they got closer to the gang banger wall.

mario gived him a confused look but understand and nodded. then runnin even faster he ran up bowsers back and jumped off his head and landed in the balcony. all the gang bangers o mouthed in surprised as they looked at mario flyin but then they got even more surprised cuz they had forgot bowser who line backed thier fuckin brains out.

'OUT OF MY MOTHER FUCKIN WAY COCK SUCKERS1' Shouted Bowser as he punched thru the closed door that had the hall way to the next floor. in it a bunch of other gang bangers looked around at himall surprised.

"Who the fuck are you!" Said the closer gang banger.

Bowser cracked his shot gun in a bad ass way.

"Im you worst fuckin night mare." Said Bowser grinnin evily.

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Mario landed on the balcony and ran in it and to the next room that was a long ass hall way that had a stair case to the floor below. before he could get a fix on the sitouation he heared a gun bein shot and ducked in to a door jam. this was in the nick of fuckin time as a bullet bill went right past him and was so close he feeled the air it moved touch his ear. quckly mario looked down at the hall way and saw peach bein dragged down it by steve who was sayin some thing but it was to far to hear.

"Mario!" Said Peach loudly as she reached out but Steve turned back to see was she was talkin about and seein mario he pulled peach harder makin her trip. mario was about to run after them when he heard foot steps and ducked back in the door jam as a gang banger went past.

"GET EVERY FUCKER WE HAVE DOWN HERE!" said a gang banger from the other gang bangers radio. "WE'RE GETTIN FUCKED THE SHIT UP BY A BIG ASS TURTLE1"

'I'M NOT A FUCKIN TURTLE BITCH1' said bowsers voice over the radio and then the gang banger screamed and it went dead

the gangbangers ran past mario and then he ran after peach and steve. reachin to where he had seen them mario looked all around to see where they went. seein thier was only one way the could go mario went thru a door way and found him self at the bottom of a long stair case goin striaght up. lookin up he saw peachs arm stick out and a bit of her dress before it disapeared again as the foot steps goin up got smaller.

"Whata is hea up to." Said mario under his breathe. this was cuz he knowed that was the way to the roof and thier was no way to escape it with out breakin every bone in the body.

but as he was thinkin he suddenly got the answr when he started herain another noise. a very familar noise.

WUPWUPWUPWUPWUPWUPWUPWUPWUPWUP.

Mario face palned him self for bein a retard.

"A helia copter!" Said mario out loud and the noise made the gang bangers on the stairs look over the side.

"Thiers one! Cap his ass!" Shouted one of them and the all opened fire. mario jumped back in to the hallway and put his back to the wall just as bowser finished climbin the stair way to the bottom hall.

"Where the fuck is that mother fucker." Said bowser wipin off some gang banger blood off his face.

"Ona thea roof! Hea took this stair case toa his chopper!" Said Mario

"Great. more fuckin stairs." Said Bowser angerly as he walked past Maroi and in to the stair way.

"GETA BACK HERE!" Shouted Mario and grabbed his shell and pulled him back as bullet smacked in to the cement floor.

"He'sa gota the stairs covered!" Said Mario to Bowser.

"I think I fuckin noticed!" Said Bowser angerly. "FUckin christ. how many of these bitches are thier!"

Bowser looked at Mario.

"Well Mario. all that stoppin us from savin peach and fuckin over that stupid little fucker is a stair case full of gang bangers with guns." Said Bowser sarcastticaly.

and then he smiled cooly.

"Ready when you are." Said Bowser.

Mario smiled cooly to and reachin in to his sack pulled out a fire flower and bit it's head off.

"Let'sa go." Said Mario bad assedly as all his cloths turned red and white.

Runnin back in to the stair way mario started wall jumpin on the rails as gang bangers opened fire again. But Mario was in the fuckin zone and while parkourin his way up and spinnin 360's was tossin fire balls like a volcano goin super nova in this house. and while they was tryin to shoot him Boswer ran up the stairs and would throw them off over the rail or punch thier lights out (AN: hes doin this cuz his shot gun ran out of bullets). with this epic combo the gang bangers we re confused as shit and in no time Mario was all ready at the top.

Leanin over the rail Mario could tell Bowser was only haf way up as he keeped throwin gang bangers over. but since Mario knowed it would take to long for Bowser to catch and then they would be too late he made his mind.

"BOWSERA! IMA GOIN ONA A HEAD!" Shouted Mario down.

"FINE BY ME!" Shouted back Bowser and threw off another gang banger.

Mario nodded to him self and then turned and ran where the door to the roof was and opened it.

AN: This is it boyz. in the next chapter its all gonna be over with all the epic ness I can use to. So til next week fools.

AN: LIKE FUCK IWILL. NO GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKIN WAY AM I GONNA MAKE YOU PLAYHAS WAIT WHILE I"M SO STOKED AS SHIT1 BETTER STRAP YOU'RESELF IN BEACUSE WE'RE GOIN STRAIGHT IN TO PART TWO1111111111111