CHapter 23
Mario opened the door to the roof and steeped out just as the heli copter landed on it. this made wind that ade Mario 's cloths move as he standed thier. He wasn't movin cuz in front of was Peach and Steve facin him. with a gun.
Mario started to move to them as he started makin a fire ball but Steve grabbed Peaches hair and put the barrel near her head.
"OW! LET GO OF ME!" Shouted Peach painfully and tried to get a way but Steve just pulled her air harder.
"If you don't want to see Peach with just half a skull detective then you better drop the fire ball!" Said Steve angerly.
Mario stared at him angerly but did as he said and dropped the fireball to the ground. Steve started shakin his head angerly as he started losin his cool.
"You just don't fuckin give up do you detective! Time and time again you and that fuckin turtle keep goin where you don't fuckin should! And you idiots are so fuckin stupid! All ways so fuckin stupid! how the hell can you be such a fuckin pain in the ass when you can just remeber to breathe! It makes me sick!" Shouted Steve angerly and pulled peaches hair again. Peach looked like she was gonna cry but didnt'.
"Leta her go Steve. Shea won't help youa now." Said Mario serously.
"Oh realy detective? Why!? Give me you fuckin wisdom!" Said Steve
"We botha know it isa all over." Said Mario.
Steve stared at him for a while and started to laugh crazyliy.
"Yes! you are so right detective. and god does it kill me. I had such wonderful ideas for the mushroom you know. They were so fuckin great I spent years plannin brillant plans to make it happen and now its all gone up in smoke." Said Steve startin to sound crazy. Suddenly he stopped pointin the gun at Peach's head and pointed it at Mario.
"AND ITS ALL THANKS TO YOU! Every... every single fuckin flaw less plan I had went right down the toliet when you shit stains showed up! I should kill you now and get it over with!" Shouted Steve angerly. but then started shakin his head again and started laughin again.
"But we both know that won't work right Detectie? I mean serously how many times have I tried. It just doesn't work! you fuckin no why?! Beacuse you fuckers are to stupid to play along!" Said Steve startin to move near the edge with peach.
"So you know what. I give up tryin t kill you! You just won't play along so I'll just kill you're precous princess instead!" Said Steve and pushed Peach and made her fall off the roof. But at the last second Peach grabbed on to the side of the buildin so she was only hangin thier.
"Mario help!" Shouted Peach scared. "I can't get up!"
"But if you help her I'll get a way!" Said Steve laughin crazyly as he walked back ward to the chopper. "What a dielima!"
Mario look at Steve and then Peaches hands and then back to Steve.
"Tick tock Detective!" Said Steve evily.
Mario wiped off the sweat from his head. his mind had stopped workin cuz even though he had to catch Steve he also had to save Peach. But Steve had to be catched or else he'd start this shit all over and may be win. But he couldn't let die Peach beacuse he loved her. But if he did Steve would get a way but if he didnt then she would die!
Suddenly Peach's voice started his brain workin again.
"I'm slippin!" Peach cried.
and she was! her fingers were all ready at the edge when one her hands lost thier hold and left holdin on the the buildin with one hand.
"Mario!" Said Peach as the other hand sliped and she started to fall.
But suddenly she wasn't cuz Mario was holdin one of her hands.
"I gota you! Youra all right" Said Mario and pulled Peach up and on the roof.
Peach started cryin to the max in to his shirt.
"Oh Mario I'm so sorry!" Cryed Peach.
"Youra fine itsa okay." Said Mario soothinly strokin her hair. but while he was doin that he was turnin his head back to try and see where Steve and the chopper was goin.
But the chopper was still on the roof. and that was cuz Steve was still standin where he was. Pointin his gun at Mario ang Peach.
"What a surprise!" Said Steve sarcastically as he aimed. "Good thin I lied about killin you."
And fired.
Mario shielded Peach as best he could and got ready to be shot when suddenly his view to Steve was blocked by Bowser's big shell as he jumped in the way of the bullet and got hit instead. Every one o mouthed in shock as he hit the ground and blood started comin out of bullet hole.
"Bowser?" Said Peach confused
"Bowsera!" Shouted Mario holdin peach.
"Well the gangs all here then!" Said Stev angerly runnin over to copper and started pullin some thin out. "Too bad I gotta fly! But don't worry I'll leave a little partin gift!"
Stunned Mario saw Steve throw some thin on the roof as the chopper blades started gettin faster as it started takin off.
" see you in hell Detectives!" Shouted Steve laughin as the heli copter started takin air
What the fuck are you doin Mario!" Shouted Bowser from the ground. 'Go fuck him up!"
Mario nodded and let go of Peach and started runnin.
"Look aftera him Peach!" Said Mario over his shoulder and then reached and picked up what Steve had left and started chasin the copter.
By the time he got where it was it was all ready startin to fly a way. With out evenin thinkin Mario keeped runnin after it and when he reach the edge jumped off in to space and grabbed the copter legs. As he hanged thier the door opened and the pilot stuck his head out and started stompin on his hands while Steve had the controls. Mario let go of the copter with one hand and grabbed the pilots foot andpulled real hard and made him fall out. While the pilot falled screamin Mario climbed up only to have Steve slam the door in his face. Mario would have fallin off to but was able to grab the door and hang on. Steve was scared as shit and tryed to pull a gun on him but Mario knocked it out of his hands with one punch and then grabbed him.
"let me go!" Shouted Steve Scared.
"No! And I'll tella you why!" Said Mario raisin his fist and start beatin him. Each punch stronger then the last as angry justice filled Mario.
"Thisa isa for the posion shrooms! This isa for tryin to take overa the mushroom kingdom! This isa for screwin witha me anda my partner! This is fora hurtina Peach! And this!" Said mario taking some thin out of his sack and pushin in Steve's gut.
"Thisa I thinks belongsa to you!" Said Mario dangerously. Then lettin go of Steve he jumped out.
Wipin blood a way from the nose hole in his mask Steve looked confusedly at the thin Mario had gived him. It was a Babomb he had throwed out earyler only now he had it and the fuse had just burned a way.
"oh fu" Steve started to say but was stopped as the babomb exploded.
Mario watched the heli copter turn in to a fireball and then reached in his sack and pulled out a leaf and ate it. turnin in to a racon he used his floatin powers to land back on the roof realy easy and then ran over to Peach and Bowser who was now in the middle of a pool of blood with his eyes closed.
"How isa he?" Said Mario out of breathe.
Peach looked at him sadly with tears runnin down her face.
"Mario I can't stop him bleedin and he's not breathin realy well." Said Peach weakly
"Whata are youa sayin Peach." Said Mario. but like he was really far a way.
"Mario. I don't think hes gonna make it." Said Peach weeply.
Mario stared at her all confused.
"What area you talkin about. He hasa to make it. He's justa a sleepin. Thatsa all." Said Mario
"No Mario he's not sleepin... he's dyin." Said Peach cryin
Mario stared at her for a while and droped to his knees as angery tears started rollin down his face.
"He's gonna makea it Peach. He hasa to!" Said Mario angerly and grabbed Bowser and started shakin him. But Bowser didn't move.
"You heara me Bowsera! Youra gonna make it! You can'ta just comea all thisa way anda die ona us now! Fora christ'sa sake wake upa and talka to me! Do youa hear me Bowser...Talk toa me youa fuckin turtlea!" Said Mario who was startin to cry to.
"how many fuckin times to I have to tell you bitches I'm not a fuckin turtle." said Bowser suddenly but all so realy weakly.
Peach put her hand to her mouth.
"He's alive!" She said cryin.
"Am I?" Said Bowser lookin at her confused and then looked at her boobs.
"Damn. I thought I was in fuckin heaven with a smokin hot angel." Said Bowser annoyed "guess a blow job aint in the fuckin picture now."
"You mighta still be goina if we don'ta get a doctor soona." Said Mario smackin the side of his head. "Whata the fuck were youa thinkin takin thea bullet!"
Bowser gave him a annoyed look.
"What do... you fuckin mean why I did that Mario. Its fuckin obvous... you dumb ass." Said Bowser sleeply and started to smile.
"It's... cuz we're partners." Said Bowser started to close his eyes.
"Don'ta close you're eyes Bowser you have toa stay awakea!" Said Mario shakin him
"Fuck... that... tired." Said Bowser gettin weaker.
"Staya with me Bowser comea on stay witha me. open thosea eyes come ona and talk toa me. Talk toa me Bowser comea on! Come ona Bowser. Wake upa! Wake upa!"
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an; last chapter. next week.
