Epalog

It was a sad day down in the mushroom kingdom police department. Every police officer in the kingdom was thier and in black and sat outside on foldin chairs while the chief stood on a platform with a micro phone on in. there was also some bitches thier andd they was cryin and blowin thier noses and shit.

"This is a sad day for mushroom kingdom police department." Said the chief in the micro phone to evey one. As you all know a few days ago some major shit went down at my retirement party as a whole bunch of gang bangers busted in and shot the place up."

The chief stopped talkin and looked over to where mario and peach ws sittin. both of them was allso dressed in black and peach had a veil to.

"all of that we could've avoided but didn't. And beacuse of that a police officer died that night from bein shot." Said the Chief and stopped again to let every one blow thier noses.

"And that why we is here today. one of our own has gone to that great big house in the sky. I know thier are plenty of you who never knowed him. and those that did may be didn[t like him all that much. but he was a officer of the law and gived his life in the line of duty. so let us pay our respects. the bottle please." Said the chief fingerin at the guy on the side of the stage.

Mario watched the guy bring a bottle of forty over to the chief as some one sat down next to him and peach wiped her eyes and then blowed her nose to.

"Here's some for a brother. Here's some... for officer Jenkins." Said the Chief pourin out the forty on to the ground.

"For Jenkins." Said Mario and Peach and every one eccept for the guy next to peach.

"Who the fuck is Jenkins." Said Bowser under his breathe. Peach gived him a annoyed look and elbowed him in his cast and made him flintch.

"Show some respect Bowser." Said Peach

"OW!" Said Bowser but not any thin else cuz he was not a idiot.

Every one bowed thier heads for a whil in silance and thee chief started talkin again.

"But luckly the kingdom shouldnt be to sad to day. And thats cuz in its darkest hour it was saved from Steve AKA the big man by the newly reinterstated detectives Mario and Bowser who are the epic heros of the MKPD!" Said the chief.

Mario and Bowser got up and walked over as another guy with small boxes walked over to the chief and gived him the boxs.

"So it goes with out sayin that it is a honor to give this badasses the highest shit we got. So I am proud to give you two get the golden mushroom. Said the Chief takin out the medals and puttin it on Mario's shirt and Bowsers cast. As he did every pne got up and started clappin and whistlin and throwin night sticks and pantys in the air and o n the stage as they turned to look at them.

'MARIO1 BOWSER1 MARIO1 BOWSER1 MARIO1'

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"How much do you think I can fuckin pawn this for." Said Bowser as they walked down the street.

"Youa are fuckina kiddin!" Said Mario o mouthin.

"Am fuckin not." Said Bowser annoyed.

"Bowser thata is thea highesta honor in the wholea kingdom." Said Mario shakin his head.

Bowser looked at it shinin all gold on his cast and shrugged.

"Not sayin it aint the shit but I don't fuckin need it. Gettin to see Steve get fuck up the ass made it all worth it."

"Thena why pawn it." Said Mario.

"Well I sure as hell aint takin the bus Mario." Said Bowser angerly. "So I'm gonna hawk this and get me a set of wheels."

"Asa good as your last kart." Said Mario stoppin all of a sudden.

Bowser breathed out loud sadly.

"I fuckin doubt it. That was the sweetest ride in the world and that fuckin bastard blew my baby up to fuckin smitherins." Said Bowser.

Mario and Bowser stood thier for a while to think about it.

"You know Mario its kind of fuckin weird we did all the shit we did." Said Bowser.

"Yeah. Ita is." Said Mario. and then patted his back.

"Anya way don'ta pawn it. I gota your ride covera. It'sa overa here." Said Mario walkin in to a parkin lot. Bowser went after him but not happy about it.

"Gee thanks Dad. Bet its gas effeicent and super cool." Said Bowser sarcasticaly. but when he got in the parkin lot he stopped and o mouthed in shock.

Sittin in the middle of the parkin lot was a monster of a machine that was pimped the fuck out. it had a cherry red coatin and chrome finishins with those hub caps that spins even when it aint movin.

"I tolda Peach whata happened to youra kart and we agreeda thata we shoulda get you a new onea our selfsa." Said Mario walkin over to him.

Mario waited for Bowser to say some thin but just keeped o mouthin like a retard.

"Bowsera?" Said Mario pokin him.

"You mean thats fuckin mine." Said Bowser like he was realy far a way.

"Duha." Said Mario.

Bowser looked at it some more and then started rubbin his eyes.

"Area you cryin Bowser?" Said Mario in unbelief.

"FUCK NO YOU STUPID BITCH1 All the fuckin chrome you fuckers put thier is reflectin the sunlight right in my eye!" Said Bowser angerly. but this was a total lie as he was makin man tears of happyness at gettin such a sweet gift.

"Realy?" Said Mario Pretendiny. "I coulda get DK to takea it off."

"Don't even fuckin think about." Said Bowser suddenly dangerous.

"Okay okaya. Howa about we takea ita for a spin." Said Mario

"Damn fuckin straight!" Said Bowser runnin over to it and openin the door and gettin it. Mario got in to and sat down on the fine ass leather seatin as Bowser messed with the dash.

"I takea you like it." Said Mario.

"Yeah Mario. Thanks." Said Bowser grinnin.

Mario grinned to when the police radio in the car turned on.

"Code 10 code 10! Armed robbery goin down at the first bank of the mushroom kingdom. Gangbangers are serously fuckin armed. Send every one we can." Said the radio voice.

Mario and Bowser looked at each other.

"The chief saida we had thea day off." Said Mario thoughfully.

"Really? Thats fuckin great. I had errands to do to day." Sad Bowser serously.

"Realy? Likea what." Said Mario just as fake serously.

Bowser cranked the engine as smiled evily while pullin on a wicked pair of shades.

"Well first I need to stop by the fuckin bank." Said Bowser tossin Mario another pair of shades.

"realy? Howa about that. Soa do I." Said Mario puttin them on. then he took the radio and talked to it.

"Dispatcha this isa Mario anda Bowser. We heara you and area respondin. We'll bea thier." Said Mario and stopped to look at Bowser.

"Howa long do youa think?" Said Mario.

Bowser rived the engine a couple of time with a huge ass smile.

"Depends Mario. Lets see how fast this baby flys." Said Bowser and floored it.

the kart peeled rubbed and shot ot of the parkin lot just as Mario turned on the siren.

"Here wea go!" Said Mario and Bowser togather.

THE END1

AN: Thnaks for bein such fuckin epic fans. Had the best time writin this and I hopes you playahs give this shit a shout out to all the homies you know. and dont worry about me stoppin or any stupid shit like that beacuse I have a new subs that I think is the fuckin bomb.

SO UNTIL NEXT TIME FOOLS1 HOLLA1