A/N: We hope you all enjoy this one. No this chapter does not contain water sports. We're just assholes who liked the title idea.

As always, agent-watson as Cas in italics and myself as Dean in normal text.

Cas? Can you get Gabe to shut up?

Why? What is he doing?

Can't you hear him? He's throwing a fit about the wedding. It's not even his wedding!

He's just being a happy brother.
I'll talk to him.

I know he's being happy, but it's borderline creepy.
Thanks

He can be that way. But that is just how he is.

I know, and it shouldn't be a problem, but it just…. I don't know. Sammy says I'm over reacting.

You most likely are. Just calm down. Once I'm done talking to Gabriel I'll come and find you.

Hey! You're not supposed to agree with him. And I am calm. Plenty of fuckin calm.
You uh… You might not want to do that.

Well you're not exactly subtle.
And why not?

Subtle about what?
I'm kind of in the shower.

Your emotions.
I'll join you

Years of repressed emotions. Sammy's the same way.
Seriously?

Still. We've had practice looking through them.
Of course.

Repressed emotions? Why?
Alright… Then I should probably stop what I'm doing.

Because I want to know you better.
Most likely

Huh. Alright-y then.
You don't even know what I'm doing. Er, what I was doing.

We are betrothed. We should know everything about each other.
I have an idea.

Betrothed? That's a bit sappy Cas.
Oh yeah? Well are you gonna come and help?

It's true though.
Of course.

I know but it sounds sappy.
Thank you. I'm guessing you talked to Gabe? Since I can't hear him yelling anymore.

It does, but I don't care.
Yes I did. He said he would try to back off.

I'm engaged to a sap. And the freaky part is, I don't mind.
Thank God.

You like it even.
Although he still wants to at least be involved.

Of course! Im engaged to the guy with bluest eyes in the country. Why wouldn't I like it?
That's fine.

And I to the man with the greenest ones.
Okay good.

Yeah you are… We're saps aren't we?
So uh… You gonna come help?

I do agree with that.
I'm on my way Dean.

I'd hope so.
Good. I'm friggin dying in here

Obviously.
Just be patient.

Telling me to be patient is different from telling a certain… Part of me to be patient.

Well then calm down a bit until I get there.

It's hard when I hear your voice when you text me. I should probably mute my phone, but then I wouldn't hear your texts.

Put the phone on the vibrate function. That should work.

I didn't think of that.

You're welcome.

Thanks…
How far are you?

I'm right outside

Good!

I will be turning my phone on vibrate as well, so it is not distracting.

It won't be. You'll be too distracted to notice anything but me, and the water.

Very true.

Yeah, you ready? I heard you open the door but that's it.

I'm almost ready, just folding my clothes.

Babe, you're killing me!

I know. J

You're an asshole. J

I'm your asshole.

Yeah, you are.

Almost done. You're welcome to watch

Mmm I have been. Did you know you wiggle your ass when I text you?

It does make me happy whenever I hear from you.

I know, it's one reason I love you.

I love you too.

J And D… Damn Cas. That uh… That put some spring in your step.

It happens.

I just… Didn't think that would do it.

There's a lot of things that do could do it.

Well get in here, so I can find more.

Yeah yeah, okay.

;)