Hi hi! I just want to say I have some plans for a couple of people who I'm pairing with Tsuna.
I suggest you read this: The following people will not be totally paired with Tsuna because I have plans for them: Lambo, G, Yamamoto and Gokudera. I may add some characters to this list if I decide where that pairing is going.
Disclaimer: I ain't owning anything but the clothes on my boday!
"Where the fu-" Gokudera started to say ,gaping at the surrounding forest, before being interrupted by Tsuna screaming, "Holy fuck! I'm a fourteen year old again!"
And to everyone's surprise Tsuna was right, they were all back in their adolescent forms, their clothes loosely hanging from their bodies, their shoes too big and their Vongola rings not quite fitting on their fingers anymore.
"LAM-BO, where-are-we?" Reborn asked a 5 year Lambo, who was scarcely clothed, drawing all the attention to Lambo and Reborn, surprising everyone.
Reborn wasn't a baby like everyone thought he would be. How my times would Reborn's body change anyway? First he was an adult, then a baby, then an adult again and now he looked about 18!
"I don't know! All I did was throw the Ten year bazooka!" Lambo squealed.
"Stop harassing Lambo, right now we need to figure out where we are and why we're all ten years younger", Enma said, surveying his surroundings, just like Tsuna.
"Isn't it obvious? The Ten year bazooka has done two things it was not originally invented to do. It has transported us to god knows where and has altered our bodies in the process", Gokudera said exasperated.
"We all know that but we need to know why and how to change our bodies back to normal" Tsuna said irritated.
"Shut up herbivores and Tsunayoshi, I hear something", Hibari said cocking his head to the side.
Everyone waited and listened and sure enough there was the sound of distant shouting.
"Everyone let's clear off", Tsuna said looking at his guardians and Enma, "wait a minute, where's Chrome!"
"Ah, this is probably a bad time to say this but Chrome snuck off on holidays a couple of days ago and asked me to cover for her", Mukuro said scratching his head.
"I'll deal with you later" Tsuna said, glaring at Mukuro, "for now keep together, does everyone have your weapons on you?"
When Tsuna got everyone's confirmation, he signaled for them to leave in the opposite way from the voices and they all began to leave. But before they could take a single step they all tripped over their too big clothes and ended up on the ground.
"These clothes aren't extreme, they don't fit!" Ryohei exclaimed, getting up and glaring down at his clothes.
"Everyone roll up your sleeves and pants legs and pull your belts tighter, and ditch your shoes, that way we can at least walk. Except for you Lambo, we'll just wrap you up in your shirt", Tsuna said, rolling up his sleeves before taking off his pants, leaving him in only a shirt and some loose boxers.
"Tsuna! What are you doing!" Yamamoto asked.
"I'm not wearing a belt and I don't have anything to tie my pants up with, so I'm just gonna carry them", Tsuna said innocently, totally unaware of the hungry wolves whose eyes were ravishing his body.
"Tenth, wear my belt!" Gokudera exclaimed blushing and trying to get his belt undone.
"Just let him do what he wants", Reborn said eerily, preventing Gokudera from taking off his belt.
"Ok..." Gokudera said, taking his hands away from his belt and rolling up his sleeves.
When everyone was done with preparation, Tsuna grabbed Lambo and signalled for the second time to head away from the voices which were much closer than before.
After about half an hour of trying to figure out where they were and avoiding the suspicious noises coming from random directions, Tsuna decided to stop and rest up near a stream.
"I think there's about a 95% chance that there's battles going on around here", Gokudera said, sitting down next to Yamamoto on a mossy log.
"Of course, are you retarded? what else would make those sorts of noises?" Mukuro stated, lazily stretching his legs out.
"Why you-"
"Calm, Gokudera", Tsuna said sitting down next to Enma, making a lot of his guardians jealous, "I think we may need to go and see one of the battles we keep hearing, it may help us now where we are. So far all we've done is run around in some forest, if were gonna get anywhere we should at least know what the situation is around here", Tsuna added.
"Mmhn, I agree with Tsuna", Reborn said before taking a quick drink from the stream.
"Better decide fast, a stream isn't the safest place to linger around, it's very open", Hibari said, annoyed at everything.
"I have decided. Okay here's what were gonna do. First were gonna spilt up into two teams and check out two different nearby fights. Then were gonna group up again here in about an hour. If one team doesn't turn up half an hour after the appointed time the other team will go searching in the missing team. Got it?" Tsuna explained, turned to look at every single member of his party.
After Tsuna received a 'got it' or some form of agreement from everybody he began to plot out teams.
"Okay so team 1 is going to be Me, Lambo, Hibari, Mukuro and Ryohei. Team 2 will be Enma, Reborn, Gokudera and Yamamoto", Tsuna said, "Enma you'll be leading Team 2", Tsuna added, looking at the Shimon boss.
"Why do I have to be on the same team as that stupid pineapple?" Hibari asked irritated.
"You both need to be where I can see you", Tsuna said firmly.
"You can see me any time you want", Mukuro said seductively into Tsuna's ear, earning him a punch in the jaw and a few stifled laughs from the other guardians.
"We're checking out the fight to the South", Tsuna said to his team, "and your checking out the fight that's North-east of here", he said to Team 2.
"Have your weapons out and ready so if you encounter any trouble you're prepared", Tsuna said, "Alright everyone, move out!" Tsuna instructed, thinking about how he had always wanted to say that.
Team 2 left immediately but Tsuna had to go through the trouble of finding little Lambo who had wandered off somewhere while they were talking. When Team 1 found Lambo they head East towards a battle that was still raging on half an hour later.
^^^Team 2^^^
"Idiot, can't you land quieter; I swear the whole forest can hear when you jump!" Gokudera whispered loudly to Yamamoto.
"Wow, you can hear me jumping? I didn't think you could hear me over the sound of your elephant jumps, in fact can you hear me right now? Helllooo", Yamamoto whispered back which made Gokudera turn red and look away, pretending to focus on jumping on the thickest branch he could find on the next tree. (Yea they're doing it Naruto style! Cept the trees they're landing on are tree colored!)
Over the years Yamamoto started to pick up what Gokudera was saying wasn't that nice and began to retaliate. Yamamoto's first insults were awkward and not well thought out but after sometime he began to get pretty good at them and could even leave Gokudera speechless sometimes.
"Shhh, we're approaching the fight now, keep yourselves hidden and make as little noise as possible", Enma said, taking the lead. Enma was a boss so naturally Tsuna's guardians followed, except for Reborn but he knew what to do anyway.
***Team 1***
"That's it! I'm going to slam your butt ugly face into a tree till it breaks!" Mukuro threatened Hibari, pulling off his loose gloves to show he was serious.
"I'd like to see you try and what brought this on all of a sudden?" Hibari said smugly.
"I saw you staring at his ass and I'm going to tell now so you know, his ass is mine!" Mukuro said angrily.
"Like hell my ass is yours!" Tsuna exclaimed going and punching Mukuro and Hibari.
"What the hell was that for!" Hibari asked.
"To be honest I saw you staring at my ass as well", Tsuna said glaring at the two troublesome guardians, "now shut up and let's get going".
Through that whole exchange Ryohei and Lambo stood on the sidelines. Ryohei was totally lost and Lambo was glad Tsuna was holding him or he would've probably punched by him to for staring at his ass.
Tsuna sighed and rounded up his guardians, right then his intuition kicked in.
"Everyone get down!" Tsuna said in the most urgent and quietest voice he would muster.
Everyone dropped to the ground and waited, they didn't have to wait long because soon enough there was a fight going only a few meters away from where they were hiding.
Tsuna signalled for all his guardians to stay put while he took a little peek through the bushes at the fight. Tsuna poked his head out from in-between two bushes and paled at the sight before him. There right before his eyes was the 1st generation Vongola Rain guardian, Asari Ugetsu fighting some men in blue suits.
OMG someone appeared! Lulz I'm so random.