I like cheese. Think you've got the wrong fic? Well there's about a 99.99% chance you do but to those 0.01% that got it right, WELCOME!
To answer your question yes I've gotten crazier, has this fic gotten crazier? Most likely but it's still reasonable...maybe. Also if you want to know why I took so long to update go see the latest chapter of my other fic: The day the angel crashed into my life it explains most of the reasons and I'm too lazy to put them here. Anyway who wants to listen to three hours of me explaining why this took so long?...unless you're really curious about it.
Disclaimer: I like unicorns and KHR. I don't own either but I do own a car.
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^^^Team 2^^^
"Daemon! I thought I told you to stay back!" Giotto screeched, turning to yell his head off at Daemon while keeping an eye on the enemy out of the corner of his eye.
"I can't just leave you to fight them alone!" Daemon replied.
"What's happening!" Enma cried, playing the part of a freaked out captive.
"Daemon what the hell were you thinking, bringing four blind children into battle!" Giotto screamed before punching an assassin square in the face with his lit up gloves, knocking him out.
"I'm not a child!" Reborn yelled indignantly.
"Yes you are, now shut up!" Daemon sad, joining the battle.
The four 'blind' 'children' were effectively ignored for most of the battle but towards the end an assassin with a death wish attacked the group. The four were ready for the would-be assassin and had their hands on their weapons (which were hidden beneath their clothes) ready when Daemon swooped in and saved them. They were to say the least gobsmacked then they reminded themselves, this was a different man, not the slightly insane one they met in the future.
"What was that?" Gokudera asked. Even if they knew what was happening they still had to at act like they didn't.
"You were nearly all killed", Daemon said, "don't just stand there in the middle of a battle! You have to move around, dodge a little!"
"We can't, were blind", Yamamoto stated.
"Never mind, the battle will be over soon so just shut up and try and stay inconspicuous, ok?" Daemon said.
"K" the group chorused.
"Yeah they're gonna die...Shame they were nice kids" Daemon mumbled to himself before throwing himself in to the fray.
After another twenty minutes the battle was over and surprisingly enough no one was dead. The group then restarted their walk in silence, that was, until incoherent shouting could be heard up ahead.
"I'll go check it out", Giotto said.
"No, let's stay together", Daemon said
"Fine but you have to watch the kids", Giotto said.
"For the last fucking time we aren't kids or children!" Gokudera exclaimed, even if they looked like teenagers they were still adults.
"Okay, okay...young adults then?" Giotto questioned.
"Better", Gokudera replied.
"Hurry up", Daemon urged, roughly pulling Reborn and Yamamoto forward, Giotto followed, pulling Enma and Gokudera along much softer.
The group proceeded towards the noise when all of a sudden it dawned on four members of the group that the voices they were hearing sounded awfully familiar. As they got closer Enma, Reborn, Gokudera and Yamamoto could distinctly make out the voices of Mukuro and Hibari which was truly worrying.
"It sounds like a case of domestic violence I think we should leave them alone", Reborn said.
"No, it sounds like a verbal fight, it could get ugly...you wouldn't happen to know who was fighting would you?" Daemon asked suspiciously.
"Nope", Reborn responded truthfully, if those two idiots were stupid enough to fight in the middle of enemy territory Reborn would not have anything to do with them.
"Stop, someone's coming", Giotto said, pulling his two captives behind a tree, Daemon following.
The faint rustling of leaves could be heard before a boy, wearing only a giant white shirt and vest went running past with a baby on his shoulder, pants in his hands and a white haired boy following him.
Giotto couldn't keep his eyes off the boy's gorgeous face, toned legs and peaceful demeanour (even when running through a forest wearing no pants he looked calm); the boy was something you'd expect to find in a fairytale or a painting. He looked so surreal like he belonged up in the sky. Giotto couldn't help it he was enraptured with a boy he had only just seen, he had to get to know him.
"Follow that boy", Giotto ordered dreamily.
"But I thought we were checking out the yelling?" Daemon said.
"I-I mean follow the sound of the yelling", Giotto said, coming to his senses and realizing that it could be enemies shouting...he could always find the strange boy later.
***Team1***
"Fucking Hibari, fucking Mukuro, the next time they leave camp to fight about something that's no doubt stupid, I'm going to fed them to Natsu", Tsuna mumbled angrily.
"Calm down, being angry isn't extreme", Ryohei said.
"Hibari and Mukuro will soon know how extreme my anger can be", Tsuna replied crossly.
"I think we should leave him alone", Lambo leaned over and whispered to Ryohei.
"I think we should leave Mukuro and Hibari alone but we can't since they're fucktards", Tsuna said irritably.
"Tsuna what is with you? You've been extremely stressed and irritable today", Ryohei asked.
"I'm just tired", Tsuna replied, holding back the long rant he had prepared in his head.
"But we were just resting...?" Ryohei said confused.
"Uhhhh...I was having trouble sleeping", Tsuna said, a light blush adorning his face.
The blush went unnoticed by Lambo and Ryohei as the group continued their journey and all too soon they reached Hibari and Mukuro's location.
"Back off Mukuro", Hibari snarled.
"No you back off Hi-baaaaa-riiiii", Mukuro taunted.
"Your just asking for it", Hibari said menacingly.
"Asking for what?" Mukuro enquired.
"To get the living daylights and that attitude beaten out of you", Hibari responded.
"Yes, well-"
"Shut up the both of you!" Tsuna yelled, stepping in between the fighting two.
"Tsuna", Mukuro said happily.
"There it is again! It's that same stupid look you've had for the past few hours when you look at Tsuna, it's really pissing me off!" Hibari exclaimed.
"Just shut up and let's keep moving", Tsuna said.
"Not until he stops looking at you like that!" Hibari said determinedly.
"I have a right to" Mukuro stated, "look here-" Mukuro said, lifting up Tsuna's shirt and pointing to something that looked an awful lot like a hickey on Tsuna's left leg which Tsuna had not seen Mukuro do.
Tsuna's spluttered and tried to find an explanation while Lambo and Ryohei backed away slowly, knowing that this was one battle they didn't want to see.
"And how did that get there?" Hibari said angrily, his glare boring into the pair's skulls.
"Ummmmm..." Mukuro drawled, dropping Tsuna's shirt before officially deciding that it a bad idea to have bated Hibari.
Hibari suddenly snatched Tsuna by the arm and pulled him close and tilting his head to the side and leaning his lips into the nape of Tsuna necked before sucking slowly and sensually. Tsuna couldn't stifle the light moan that slipped out his lips as Hibari sucked and knew he should have suppressed it when Mukuro yanked him away, "-Mine!" Mukuro exclaimed, hugging Tsuna's arm tight.
Hibari grabbed Tsuna other arm before screeching, "Mine!" in a completely manly and adult way.
^^^Team 2^^^
"I think I hear a third voice", Daemon proclaimed.
The group stopped to listen before faintly hearing a gentle but angry voice that was also recognizable to four of the group's occupants.
"Mother flipper", Gokudera cursed lightly.
"I'm sorry I wasn't aware we were dolphins now", Yamamoto said.
"Were not dolphins shit for brains though I doubt you have as much intelligence as them so I'm not surprised", Gokudera replied.
"For once in your life will you two shut up!" Enma said annoyed.
"Fine"
"...ok"
"Will all four of you please be quiet we're nearly there", Giotto said.
The group of six cautiously approached the 'fight' and it was not what they expected.
"He's mine~!" Mukuro whined.
"NO! I said he's mine!" Hibari screamed.
It was a giant game of tug-o-war with a boy as the main prize. The boy that Giotto had seen earlier and was extremely interesting in, Giotto couldn't keep his excitement down as he started at the boy who appeared to be extremely angry.
"That's enough!" Tsuna exclaimed, snatching back his hands from their shocked holders, "if you can't act like reasonable adult I am going to treat you like children. From now on you will be treated like-" Tsuna pondered irritably, "-Lambo!"
Hibari and Mukuro immediately gushed at Tsuna trying to make him take back his words, "enough! You either act responsibly or get treated like Lambo".
"I'll take responsibility", Mukuro proclaimed, getting down on his knees in front of Tsuna, "I promise I'll be a good dad", Mukuro said, placing his hands on Tsuna's stomach.
"I'm not having a baby, you fucking idiot! That's impossible!" Tsuna exclaimed, brushing Mukuro's hands off.
Reborn had, had enough, "Oi you fucking idiots you need to shut the fuck up before I mother fucking kill you. I'm going to tie you up, chop you into little pieces, put you in a bag and throw you off a mother freaking bridge, YOU GOT THAT!"
"Reborn!" the three chorused.
"In case your brain power is less than a goldfishes I'm going to tell you now that Reborn is here and he wants you to SHUT UP", Reborn said.
"Settle down there, now what's going on here?" Giotto asked, making everyone in team 2 party aware of their situation.
"Who was that?" Tsuna asked all traces of anger replaced with curiosity.
Giotto prayed that he looked dashing before stepped out from behind the shrubbery and hoping to endear himself in some small way to the teenager he said, "my name is Giotto", before grabbing Tsuna's hand and placing a light kiss on it.
Yes, yes I know it's short, I know it's sucky but least I updated and to make up for it look it's an owl! oh wait no...no it's not unfortunately. Sorry I think doesn't support owls :(
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