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''I have a daughter, Santana!''

''What?!''

It's quiet in the room. Santana had been staring at Puck for a while, not knowing what to say. Now they're sitting beside eachother, Santana with her face resting in her hands, Puck just looking at her and occasionally sighing.

''Why didn't you tell me?''

He frowns ''I just told you!''

''Yeah, nine months later! Or even more I don't even know!''

Puck shakes his head ''It's not like that. And actually you were the one who suddenly disappeared out of our lifes, San.''

Santana sighs and closes her eyes. ''Yeah .. you're right. Just explain to me what happened.''

Puck just opened his mouth to start talking as the doorbell rings. Santana looks up, Puck frowns at her and she shrugs and stands up.

She walks over to the front door and the bell rings a couple of times more.

Damn, Santana thinks, this better be important.

She swings the door open and there stands Brittany, in a raincoat, even though it's not raining, and the catbox in her hand. Just like the first time, Santana thinks, although this time she's not wearing rubber boots, but blacks pumps underneath her coat.

Santana frowns ''Brittany? Are you alright? What are you doing here? Did you forget something? ''

She quickly shakes her head. The poor girl looks like she has just run a marathon, trying to catch her breath.

''Do you want to come in?'' Santana asks, stepping aside, and the girl shakes her head again.

''No, Santana I don't have much time, I have to be somewhere.''

Santana nods ''Okaaay ... then why are hou here?''

Brittany holds up the cat box and Santana hopes with her entire body and soul that she's not about to hear what she thinks she's going to hear from the blonde's mouth.

''I need you to watch Lord Tubbington for a while.''

No.

No no no no no ...

Santana opens her mouth to protest, but Brittany continues talking. ''It's not a question, Santana, he really has to stay with you.''

The girl sighs. ''Finee ..'' she takes the box from Brittany and looks at the cat. ''I guess you're sleeping here tonight, Tubbs.''

Brittany hops up the doorstep, takes the catbox and quickly sets it down. She takes Santana in her arms and kisses her hard.

Santana gasps, but kisses Brittany back. A few seconds later Brittany breaks the kiss and looks Santana in her eyes.

''I love you'' she whispers, barely hearable.

Before Santana can respond, the girl is already running down the street again.

In pumps.

Santana grabs the door and leans against it. What the hell is going on with Brittany? She's not leaving the country, is she?

Maybe she's on the run for something..

And did she really just say that she loved her?

''Now that was weird.''

Santana looks up and sees Puck walking up to her.

''Who was that even? The delivery girl? Did you order a passionate kiss online?'' He winks at her. She just sighs and closes her eyes, still leaning against the door.

''San? Are you ... Wait. What is that?!'' He suddenly shouts and Santana can't help but to grin. Puck obviously noticed the catbox.

She opens her eyes and sees Puck looking inside the box, completely fascinated.

She closes the door. ''That, is Lord Tubbington. ''

She picks up the box and laughs at Puck's expression.

''Believe me, I had the very same reaction.''

She walks in the livingroom and sets the box on the little table by the couch.

''Where's Missy?"' She asks Puck, he shrugs ''I dunno''

Suddenly the dog comes running into the room, leaving a trace of brown paws all over the floor. ''Missy!'' Santana shouts angrily, and she glares at Puck when he can't contain his laughter.

''Keep your dog under control, Noah Puckermann. ''

''Okay, okay.'' He picks up the dog and sits down on the couch. ''Now tell me who that girl was.''

Santana sits down beside Noah and scratches the dog's head. ''That was my girlfriend.'' She explains.

''No way ... Lespez' got a girlfriend?'' He asks surprised and Santana bumps his arm. ''Shut it Puckermann. Anyway, her name is Brittany, we met on the subway.''

Her last words receive a non-understanding look from Puck, and she shrugs. ''It's a long story. Lord Tubbington is her cat, and she wants me to watch it for a while, I don't know why.''

''Yeah, I thought she was acting really strange, but I thought hey, maybe she's just weird .. I don't know her, so I don't judge. .''

Santana smiles at him. ''Good boy, Noah'' she laughs, but then gets serious again. ''No but, she was acting all strange when I asked her where she lives, because I wanted to drop her off at home, and now I have to take care of her cat it's just ... It's just weird, even for her.'' Santana chuckles ''And she's pretty weird already.''

As she looks at Puck, she sees him watching her with a smile.

''Santana is in looooveee...''

The girl slaps him and laughs ''Just shut up. Now what's your story?''

Puck sighs ''Well ...''

Santana laughs ''Oh my god! You are not serious!''

''I am ..''

''That's so cuuuute!''

She laughs even harder as she sees the not amused look on Puck's face.

''Oh, c'mon, Noah. You have to admit it .. That's just adorable ''

''Okaay, okay I'm adorable I get it ...''

Santana grins ''Okay so anyway, you asked her to dance with you, then what happened? ''

''Well, she said yes ofcourse'' he winks at Santana, who just chuckles and rolls her eyes at him.

''So we danced all night long, and on a slow song uh .. Yeah, I kissed her.''

"'Aaahw you're blushiiiing!'' Santana shouts out laughing ''Oh my gosh I'm loving this I'm sorry just go on'' she says, trying to hide her smile.

''Can I continue? '' Puck asks and Santana quickly nods.

''Soo ... I eventually got her number after that night and we met up a couple of times and ..''

''Waitwaitwait. Hold up. You didn't bang her that night?''

Puck frowns and shakes his head.

''Oh my god Puckermann lost his game!'' She laughs out.

''No ...'' he says, obviously a bit annoyed ''I wasn't trying to get in her pants. I actually liked her ..''

''Yeah, you liked me too '' she chuckles.

Puck raises his eyebrows ''Exactly! And I didn't try to have sex with you right away, did I?''

''Well, no .. but we were 13 at the time ..''

Puck chuckles ''So?''

''Oh! But you were feeling me up the whole night! I remember 'cause I had to swat your hands off of my boobs like every five seconds'' Santana laughs out and Puck chuckles and shrugs ''Who said I didn't do that with her?''

''Noo .. Are you serious? '' Santana asks a bit shocked and Puck bumps her arm playfully.

''No ofcourse not. I just met the girl .. But anyway, I'm gonna make this a short story. We met up a couple of times and eventually we had sex and uh .. yeah she kinda got pregnant. ''

Santana's mouth drops open ''From the first rime?''

''Uhuh''

''So now you have a kid?''

''Yah .. Well, no she's not really born yet ..''

Santana raises one eyebrow ''Are you serious ...''

"Yeah, but we're pretty sure it's a girl. What do you like better; Emily or Taylor?''

Santana smiles sweetly ''For a girl? Emily ..''

''Okay'' Puck says, nodding with a big smile on his face.

Santana laughs ''You're such a cutie''