Hey, this took mea while to write, but after much difficulty writing this chapter, its fucking done, thank god. This is from Dethunter's point of view, and focuses on him, and his problem, and some of his past. I hope you enjoy.
Disclaimer: I do not own SAO. And Dethunter's views are not mine. He is a pervert most of the time, and an idiot.
My time in SAO has been great. Who cares about real life when you can be a Scythe wielding badass in this world. I don't even care about clearing the game, real life blows. I love it here, I've never felt so alive! This place is amazing, I do not want to leave, but I also want to stay alive so I'm gonna need some help.
"Can you help me with something?" Dethunter asked Ridex, who had just defeated a high level monster.
"What is it? Anal sex? Child sacrifice? Lynch everyone who's not white?" Ridex asked, Dethnter nodded.
"All three. And you know worshiping Satan. And help me get the Laughing Coffin off my back." Dethunter asked, Ridex made a disgruntled face.
"Gonna have to pass on that. I don't need anymore trouble." Ridex told him. "Besides, I kinda have problems of my own I need to deal with." Ridex said.
"I'm gonna die!" Dethunter complained.
"Yeah? Well, I can't help, mostly because they already know about me, and I don't want to give them another reason to kill me." Ridex told him.
"Okay. Guess I'm on my own..." Dethunter said, before walking away. When he reached the nearest town he travelled to another floor via a teleport crystal. He knocked on the door to Kitass' and Ryder's house. Ryder answered, and glared at him.
"What?" She demanded. Dethunter flinched.
"I was wondering if you could help me with a problem." Dethunter said, Ryder glared at him.
"Deal with it yourself." Ryder told him, before attempting to shut the door, Dethunter put his hand against the door to stop her.
"I'm gonna DIE." Dethunter stressed to her, her glare shifted from angry, to hate filled.
"What do I care? You were going to let Rebecca die. So, I could care less what fucking happens to you." Ryder told him, before grabbing him by his collar and throwing him. She didn't look it, but her strength stat was higher than Kitass' so she could easily throw most people around. Kitass walked out of the house. And the door slammed shut behind him. He walked over to Dethunter, who picked himself up off the ground.
"What is it?" Kitass asked.
"Dude. I'm gonna die. I need help." Dethunter said, Kitass sighed.
"I would, but me and Ryder actually have a meeting today. I'm sure Rebecca would help. Joey too." Kitass said, with a smiled, Dethunter glared at him.
"I don't want to work with Rebecca. And I think Joey might be mad at me." Dethunter said, Kitass rolled his eyes.
"If you would only apologize I'm sure Ryder, Rebecca, and Joey would all forgive you. I know you don't like her, but why didn't you help?" Kitass asked, Dethunter shrugged.
"I don't know. I really want to like Rebecca, it's just that. She's rich, I'm not. She's kinda conceited, and I don't like that." Dethunter said.
"Well, she can be conceited, but not enough for you to hate her." Kitass said. Dethunter sighed.
"I guess you're right." Dethunter said, Kitass nodded.
"I'm always right. I'm the smart one between us."
"So, I suppose I can apologize to her. But, can you make sure Ryder won't kill me? She's violent." Dethunter said, Kitass nodded.
"Sure. But no promises. Ryder doesn't just listen to my every word. She is her own person." Kitass said.
"She is a woman. So she should bow down to the superior sex." Dethunter said, Kitass opened the door, and something slammed against it, he looked to see Joey on the ground, rubbing her head, and Ryder with a knife in hand.
"Thank you. Now come here you slut!" Ryder yelled, and yanked Joey up by her hair.
"Help!"
"What did she do?" Kitass asked Ryder, shutting the door, Dethunter stood patiently beside him, silently.
"Help me!"
"She stabbed me while I was cooking." Ryder said.
"It was an accident!"
"Don't give me that shit."
"I'll shit in your mouth!"
"Bring it bitch!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa." Kitass said, before stepping in, and taking the knife away from Ryder, and separating the two girls. "Joey, you go stand in a corner. Now." Kitass ordered, Joey pouted and did as he said. "And you. Hear Dethunter out." Kitass said, throwing his arm around Ryder's shoulders, she glared at him.
"Why'd you let that inside?" Ryder snapped.
"Becuase he's sorry." Kitass said, kissing Ryder. Ryder glared at Dethunter, expectantly.
"I'm sorry that I didn't help yesterday. I was being stupid." Dethunter said, Ryder glared at him.
"You're always stupid." Ryder deadpanned. Dethunter sighed.
"I know. And I'm sorry about that too. But I really do need your help. I'm going to die." Dethunter said, Ryder shrugged.
"And how is that? You piss the Laughing Coffin off?" Ryder asked, Dethunter nodded, Ryder raised her eyebrows surprised. "How?"
"I kinda found one of their members, and killed him. He was attacking some player, and I walked in on it. Now they're hunting me." Dethunter said.
"Well, we can't help even if we wanted to. We've got someplace to be. Joey is in time out, and Rebecca is doing god knows what." Ryder said.
"Well, can Joey come out and play? Please?" Dethunter asked in a childish way, Ryder sighed.
"Slut come here." Ryder said, Joey walked up to her, head hung low. "Never stab me again. And don't come back tonight. Go to your house, Ridex's house, hell I don't care. Just don't come back tonight." Ryder said, Joey nodded and stood beside Dethunter. Just then Rebecca came down the stairs.
"Hello Dethunter, how are you?" Rebecca asked, throwing Dethunter off.
"Um... I'm good. I was wondering, could you help me with something?" Dethunter asked, Rebecca smiled at him.
"Sure I can. What is it?" Rebecca asked him.
"I'm kinda in some trouble, with the Laughing Coffin." Dethunter said.
"Okay. I'll help you. What are friends for?" Rebecca asked him, Dethunter laughed nervously.
"Right. What are friends for? Well, we should probably get going." Dethunter said, inviting Joey, and Rebecca to a party with him. They accepted.
"Any trouble send us a message." Kitass said, as Dethunter, Joey, and Rebecca left. They nodded, and teleported away.
"I'm so excited! I haven't been on an adventure in a long time! Where are we going?" Joey asked, Dethunter checked his map.
"Well. I was supposed to meet one of the members for a duel, but I didn't trust him to play fair, that's why you two are here." Dethunter said. "But that didn't answer your question. Were going to... There! Los Salanas." Dethunter said, pointing to a town on the map, before closing it. And walking, Joey, and Rebecca follow him.
"How do you do that?" Joey asked Rebecca, who looked at her questioningly. Joey kept glancing between Rebecca's face, and her ass.
"Do what?" Rebecca asked.
"You swagger when you walk. Like your ass moves, and it's really sexy. And distracting." Joey said.
"First of all, I just swagger when I walk. Don't choose to do it. Two, stop staring at my ass Joey." Rebecca said, Joey pouted.
"Why? It's not like there's anything else to stare at. Trust me." Joey said, Rebecca glared at her, and blushed, then covered her chest.
"Just because yours are unnaturally big for your height, does not give you the authority to make fun of mine." Rebecca said. Joey looked down. Rebecca was right, her bust was large for her height, much bigger than Rebecca's, and slightly bigger than Ryder's.
"It does. Between the three girls you have the smallest tits, they're even smaller then Asuna's. Which is strange. Why don't you just get a boob job?" Joey asked. Rebecca glared at her.
"Because I'm not that obsessed about my body. And why do you stare at others breasts and butts?" Rebecca asked, Joey nodded.
"I'm pansexual. And I notice things." Joey said.
"You Fuck pans? I'd pay to see that. Even though it might be disturbing..." Dethunter said. Joey face palmed. As did Rebecca.
"No. Idiot. It means I'm up for anything. Men, women. And everything in between." Joey said.
"What's in between?" Rebecca asked, Joey smiled sweetly at her.
"Girls with flat chests." Joey said, Rebecca made an angry noise. "Ooh, sexy. Do that again." Joey said, getting close to Rebecca's face, Rebecca blushed and backed away.
"Stop that. You're confusing her. And me." Dethunter said. Joey pouted.
"Ooh, is Dethunter sad that I've never hit on him? I'm so- whoa!" Joey yelled, as she tripped and fell on her face, Rebecca, and Dethunter began to laugh at her, she pulled herself up, and glared at the two of them.
"That... Was... Fucking great!" Dethunter said between laughs, Joey glared at him.
"That's what you get for not watching where your going." Rebecca said, in a condescending way. Joey glared at her.
"Fuck you and your small tits." Joey said, before glaring at Dethunter. "And can you really be laughing?" She asked, he looked confusedly at her, before she kicked him in his shin, causing him to fall over.
"That's mean!" Rebecca said, pulling Dethunter up. And glaring at Joey.
"I'm sorry mom." Joey bitterly said, Rebecca sighed.
"You okay?" She asked Dethunter, who nodded.
"I'm fine. Thanks Rebecca." Dethunter said, Rebecca smiled at him sweetly. He returned the favor.
"Are you two gonna Fuck and get it over with?" Joey asked, Dethunter glared at her. Along with Rebecca.
"Of course not. We don't like each other like that." Dethunter said. Joey sighed. He continued to lead them along the road. They arrived in Los Salanas without any trouble, and went to the center of town.
Los Salanas was a dead town. Nobody lived there. No Npc's lived there, at least none that anyone knew about. No one had checked the houses yet. The ones still standing that is. To get in you needed a lock picking skill of over 950, and special lock picks. Some believed that inside one of the houses was a ghost, that would give you a quest for a rare item, but no one knew anything aside from the rumors of info brokers, and players who visited. So not many. It was the perfect place to kill a high level player, and not risk getting caught.
Dethunter looked around apprehensively hand resting on his scythe, Joey was the same, she had her sword out, along with Rebecca. When a hooded figure walked up to them. Alone.
"So, Dethunter has arrived. And he's brought friends. This will make things easier for us..." The man said.
"Enough talking." Dethnter said, and rushed the man, who nimbly dodged him, and pulled out a sword. He charged at Dethunter, who managed to block his strike. Several other men came out of the shadows. They attacked Joey and Rebecca.
Dethunter shoved the man back, and used a Scythe Skill. Whirlwind Of Pain The man was cut several times, and lost half of his health. He recovered, and jumped in the air, before charging back down at Dethunter, who rolled out of the way, and sliced him in half. He shattered into a million little pieces of light. Just as Joey, and Rebecca dispatched their opponents.
"We did it!" Joey yelled, just as more men came out of the darkness. Rebecca backed up against her.
"I wouldn't be too sure of that." Rebecca said, Dethunter was a ways ahead, looking around.
"Men! Stand down!" A voice from the darkness said. Then a teen stepped out, and smiled at Joey. "Long time no see!" Devon said jovially, Joey blinked.
"Devon! What are you doing here?" Joey asked, Devon tilted his head.
"I'm on contract. The Laughing Coffin hired us as extra muscle. What are you doing here?" Devon asked.
"I'm here helping out my friend." Joey said.
"Hm. Intersesting. I did not know he was talking about your group... If I had know, I would have said no... Don't want to kill friends, or old girlfriends. Men, lets leave." Devon said.
"Just like that?" Dethunter asked, Devon turned to him with a smirk.
"You wanted to fight?" Devon asked him, Dethunter shook his head. "Then yeah. Just like that. Later Joey, and message me sometime, it's been a while since we talked." Devon said, smiling. Before leaving. His men followed behind him, Dethunter sheathed his Scythe and walked up to Joey, and Rebecca.
"You used to date that creep?" Dethunter asked, Joey scratched the back of her head.
"Yeah. Long story. He's actually really cool. You know, despite the whole Leader of the Desolate Brotherhood thing." Joey told him.
"Seems like a giant douche to me." Dethunter said, Joey smiled sweetly at him.
"Says the Turd Sandwich." Joey said, Dethunter shook his head.
"So... Yeah, we took care of that. Thanks guys, it means a lot to me that you would help out." Dethunter said.
"I'm happy to help out my friends." Rebecca said. The three left the city, Joey leading the way, Dethunter stared at her.
I remember the first time I saw her. She was beautiful, and the tits oh, my god. They are amazing. She is beautiful, and sexy, and perfect. I remember how bad I wanted to Fuck her.
"Okay! Love you too!" Dethunter hears a feminine voice yell from around a corner, the next moment Joey runs into him, and falls down, he pulls her up. "Hey! Let me hide behind you okay, thanks!" Joey said, before hiding behind him. The next second Ryder shows up, looking pissed off.
"Dethunter. You see a short girl? Bug tits, really annoying?" Ryder asked him.
"Um... No, not at all. Must have teleported." Dethunter said, Ryder nods, then stops, and shoves him to the side, to reveal Joey, looking scared.
"You fucking liar! Come here you little bitch!" Ryder yelled, grabbing Joey by her hair, Dethunter was shocked.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. What did she do Ryder? And who is she?" Dethunter asked.
"This fucking bitch is Joey. She did a quest with me and Kitass, then ran away with the quest reward! And I'm gonna get it back." Ryder said, Dethunter nodded.
"Surely you can go easy on her, she looks harmless." Dethunter said.
"Looks is the right word! Trust me, she has the darkest past out of all of us. Ties to multiple criminal guilds... An-" Ryder is interrupted.
"This girl? This young innocent, beautiful girl?" Dethunter asked.
"Keep your eyes to yourself dude. You're sweet, but I'm not interested." Joey said.
"Pay up little bitch." Ryder said, glaring at Joey, who sighed.
"How much?" Joey asked, opening her inventory, she had over two million col. Dethunter, and Ryder both blinked.
"How do you have that much col?" Dethunter asked, Joey smiled.
"I know the right people." Joey said. Then found the quest reward and traded it to Ryder, who accepted it.
"Now what? You gonna skip town?" Dethunter asked, Joey shrugged.
"Well, my last relationship didn't end well, and I'm not sure if I'm safe... Hey! Could I be friends with you? My skills could be very useful!" Joey said, Ryder thought it over.
"Sure. You can friend us. Just don't steal anything." Ryder said, Joey shrugged.
"I promise nothing." Joey said simply. Ryder sighed.
"I suppose thats the best I'll get..." Ryder said, Joey smiled and kissed her on the cheek.
"Anything for you beautiful." Joey said, with a playful smirk.
"I'm not gay. I have a husband." Ryder told her, Joey shrugged.
"Still beautiful. I'm not gay either by the way." Joey said, and Dethnter smiled. She looked at him. "I'm also not interested in you. So don't lust over me." Joey said, her voice turning from playful to angry in a split second. Dethunter visibly recoiled, and Joey burst out laughing. "You should see your face! Its so fu-" Joey said, pointing and laughing before she tripped, and fell over.
That clumsy, irresponsible girl. I had already fallen for her. She was my type completely. She loved her friends, but was irresponsible beyond belief. I loved her, I loved everything about her.
"Stop staring at my fucking ass." Joey snapped, turning her head to Dethunter, who blinked.
"Wait, what?" Dethunter asked, he was so lost in his memories, that he was just going through the motions, not even paying attention.
"Dude, you've totally been starting at my ass since we left Los Salanas. While I am flattered, it's distracting." Joey said, in a sweet voice.
"Sorry. Just thinking." Dethunter said, Joey glared at him again.
"Staring at my ass, and thinking. How convenient." Joey said, with a small smirk, Dethunter laughed.
"Funny." He noticed a branch coming up, but decided not to tell Joey, moments later the back of her head smacked into it, and she fell down, causing Dethunter, and Rebecca to laugh at her.
"Assholes! You saw that coming!" Joey complained, rubbing her head, before remembering that you couldn't feel pain. She got up, and dusted herself off. Then she decided to sprint away, Dethunter, and Rebecca shrugged.
"Wanna teleport?" Rebecca asked, pulling out a crystal. Dethunter nodded, and grabbed her arm, she teleported both of them to Kitass, and Ryder's house. To see Joey standing there. Glaring at the two of them.
"You two were going to abandon me!" Jeoy accused, Dethunter, and Rebecca were stunned.
"How did you get here so fast?" Rebecca asked, Joey smiled.
"I'm the second fastest in the group. I actually had my teleport crystal ready that entire walk." Joey told them.
"Joey! What did I fucking say!" Ryder yelled, running up to the girl, who shrieked. Ryder was the only one faster then her, Ryder's speed skill was nearly maxed out, she had five points left. Joey was about twenty below her. Joey ran, and used a teleport crystal, just as Ryder reached her. Ryder sighed.
"You take care of that thing?" Kitass asked, walking up to the group in front of his house.
"Yeah. Turns out that Joey saved us by dating the leader of the Desolate Brotherhood." Rebecca said, Kitass, and Ryder exchanged a look.
"Devon. She dated him?" Kitass asked, Rebecca nodded.
"Yeah. She did." Rebecca said, Kitass nodded.
"Well, okay then. Who wants food?" Ryder asked, Rebecca, Dethunter, and Kitass raised their hands. "Great come on. I'll fix us something." Ryder said, before walking into the house. The others followed her.
I also remember the first time I met Kitass, and Ryder. It was during the boss raid for the sixty ninth floor. Ha, sixty nine. Such a funny number. Anyway, I thought Ryder was the strongest person ever. Except for Kirito.
"Are we clear on the plan?" Asuna asked, everyone made sounds of agreement. Dethunter was standing next to a girl with long white hair, with an angry look on her face. He wondered why she was so mad.
"Hey, why are you so angry?" Dethunter asked once they were all walking away. Ryder glared at him.
"Because my stupid husband isn't here. He's up there, flirting with that Slut." Ryder said, Dethunter blinked.
"Who?" Dethunter asked, Ryder pointed ahead to Kitass, talking with Asuna up near the front. "Asuna? Lightning Flash? Second in command of the Kinghts of the Blood Oath? He's flirting with her?" Dethunter asked, Ryder nodded.
"Yup. So, I have an idea. Could you challenge him to a duel? To show her that he is not strong?" Ryder asked, Dethunter shrugged.
"How are his stats?" Dethunter asked.
"Lower than mine. But he's also a Beater. And while you do that I'm gonna challenge Asuna." Ryder said.
"A Beater eh? Well, I am too." Dethunter said, Ryder snorted.
"You? No way. Spending time around Kitass, I know a Beater when I see one." Ryder said, Dethunter stopped.
"Wait... Kitass? The Beater who is in a party with... So, you're Ryder! And you want me to fight him?" Dethunter asked, Ryder nodded.
"Yeah. Are we really famous?" Ryder asked, Dethunter nodded.
"Well, there are more stories about Kirito, or The Black Swordsman. And Asuna, or Lightning Flash. But you two are known." Dethunter said.
"And who are you? Oh! I see, Scythe wielder! Front lines, claims he's a Beater. I know you. Death Incarnate?" Ryder asked, Dethunter nodded.
"Well, yeah. But Its spelled like Deth Incarnate. Because of my name, Dethunter." Dethunter said, Ryder nodded. Most of the group dispersed, Kitass, and Asuna was still talking, Asuna laughed at something he said. That's when Ryder made her move.
"Alright Bitch! Lets go! Right here! You and me!" Ryder yelled, Asuna blinked, and glared at her.
"What are you talking about?" Asuna demanded.
"Trying to steal my husband! Lets go!" Ryder yelled, and Challenged Asuna to a duel, Kitass was stunned.
"Hey! Kitass, how about me and you? Duel here?" Dethunter asked, Kitass smiled.
"Sure." Kitass said, then looked to Asuna, and Ryder. "But after we watch this okay." Kitass said, with a smile, Ryder glared at him as he walked past her, and stood by Dethunter. Asuna accepted the duel. By this time several players had surrounded Asuna, and Ryder. Kirito was there, along with Ridex, and Klein.
"You wanna duel? Fine." Asuna said, as she readied her Rapier, Ryder readied her sword. She used a one handed long sword, with no shield. They dashed at each other. But Ryder was faster, the duel was over before anyone knew it. Ryder stood victorious. Everyone was stunned.
"Wow..." Dethunter said, Kitass smiled proudly.
"That's my wife. Brutal, and fast. Great job honey!" Kitass yelled, running up to her, she put her sword to his throat.
"What we're you two taking about?" Ryder demanded, Kitass laughed realizing that she was jealous. Then went to pull Asuna up.
"You okay?" He asked her, Asuna nodded.
"I'm fine. Now, what is this about?" Asuna asked.
"You two were flirting!" Ryder yelled, Asuna, and Kitass looked at each other, and laughed.
"Us? No way! I was telling Asuna about you actually. Planning our anniversary, she was helping me pick out a gift." Kitass said, Asuna nodded.
"Yeah. I was telling him how romantic it is that you two found each other. And I laughed at your first kiss." Asuna said, Ryder blinked.
"Oh... So... You weren't cheating on me?" Ryder asked, Kitass laughed, and walked up to his wife.
"Of course not. I love you." Kitass said, before leaning in to kiss her, she stopped him.
"No kissing in public." Ryder said, and the next moment, everyone seemed to snap out of their stupor, and rushed Ryder, and Kitass. Screaming things about how someone had beat Lightning Flash in a duel.
"That's what you get Ryder." Kitass said, before he himself was rushed by fans, asking if they really were the duo on the front lines who were in love.
"At least it's not us..." Kirito muttered, standing next to Asuna, who nodded.
"That's true. I'm fine by the way." Asuna said, glaring at him, he stammered.
"Hey, I was concerned, but I didn't want to make you seem like a helpless girl." Kirito told her, Asuna sighed.
"Always the gentleman." Asuna said.
I never did have my duel with Kitass, never had a chance too. We raided the boss the next day, and cleared the floor. Those two's fame boosted considerably, but still weren't on the same level of Kirito, and Asuna.
"You okay Dethunter?" Rebecca asked him, he looked at her, confused. Kitass, and Ryder were staring at him. He blinked several times.
"What? Oh, yeah. I'm fine." Dethunter said, Ryder shrugged and continued to cook, Kitass just watched her.
"That's the second time you've spaced off today." Rebecca said concern lacing her voice, Dethunter nodded.
"I'm fine Rebecca." He said, Rebecca nodded, but still gave him a skeptical look. Ryder walked in with a plate of food, Kitass walked in empty handed, and sat in his usual table spot, Ryder put the plate in front of him, and kissed him on the cheek.
"Thanks babe." Kitass said, Ryder smiled at him.
"Anything for you love." Ryder told him, Dethunter glared at the two.
"Could you two not act all lovey dovey?" Dethunter asked, Ryder snapped out of her happiness, and quickly flipped into anger mode, and glared at Dethunter.
"Its my mother fucking house! I will act however I fucking please with my mother fucking husband!" Ryder yelled, Kitass covered up his laugh by putting his hand in front of his mouth, Rebecca looked between Ryder, and Dethunter.
"Okay! Jesus titty fucking Christ I'm sorry!" Dethunter yelled, Ryder glared at him.
"God Damnit. Now I'm fucking pissed!" Ryder said, before walking away Kitass sighed, and looked at Dethunter, as if to say 'why?'. Then Kitass got up, and followed her. Rebecca frowned at Dethunter.
"Why'd you do that?" Rebecca asked him, he shrugged.
"It kinda makes me mad. Because I ain't got no women. I don't like seeing couples all lovey dovey." Dethunter said.
"Oh. Well, if you had a girl you wouldn't feel that way? I'm not interested, but just wondering." Rebecca said, Dethunter nodded.
"Yeah. I really want Joey. Could you help me with that?" Dethunter asked her, Rebecca considered it.
"I guess I could help. But... Only if you help me. I really want to impress my Guild leader. Because, I haven't really been apart of anything like this. I mean, Kitass and Ryder helped me score this position, and I feel bad, because I didnt earn my place. So, I need help." Rebecca explained.
"Favor for a favor. Okay, what is it?" Dethunter asked, Rebecca shrugged.
"Its nothing yet. Just rumors. But if I message you, will you help?" Rebecca asked, Dethunter nodded.
"Sure. I am kinda in your debt, for helping me. So yeah." Dethunter said.
And just like that a peace between us had been made. I really was in her debt. I had never cared for her before today, but now I see that she really does care about her friends. I'm happy to be counted among them. One question still rings in my mind though... How did Joey, a sweet, and innocent girl become involved in criminal guilds. When Ryder brought it up she did say multiple criminal guilds, but why? And how?
So, I think you guys can guess who the next chapter will focus around. I wonder. Who is our favorite irresponsible, klutz girl? Joey. Anyway, there you go chapter 3. Hope you enjoyed, and leave a review telling me your thoughts, or suggestions for the story.