Okay Ch. 3! I wanna thank iamgoku for the favorite, SonicHearts123 for the vote, and all of the reviews. I would like more votes please. SonicHearts123 is the only one who did it. So now lets see if those two get to fight in this chapter. I own nothing.

Ch. 3 Bardock V.S. Jiraiya

In the deep reaches of space. There was a circular ship. And in that ship was…WHAT AM I THINKING! YOU KNOW WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE! Frieza was in his ship when his boyfr-err I mean uh…Zarbon, approached his master and gave him the new map of the known universe. "Excellent Zarbon. Now I think we need to gauge the power levels of these new and inhabited planets. Send in the monkeys." (AN: I don't like calling them that. But it's still going to happen a few more times in this story. But not too many.)

The saiyans walked in, and bowed to their slave driver. And Prince Vegeta asking the same question he has asked, since his people were almost wiped out by the very creep he serves. "What is it that you wish for us to do Lord Frieza?" He asked with much disdain in his voice.

"There is a planet that I want you to check out that had just appeared only 3 days ago. It will take you two and a half months to get there. You are to either wipe out the population, have them join us, or on the off chance that you can't do either one, then you are to contact us to let us know that you need assistance. I won't hold it agents you. And if they use any strange techniques then try to keep that information from being destroyed. Oh and don't worry. Your not the first team I'm sending to one of these strange new worlds, but you will be arriving before them. But either way don't bother leaving the planet, because I'll be arriving on that very planet one year from now. So you better have it ready one way or another. Do I make myself clear?"

One thing the Prince didn't like to do was to take orders from him, but he had no other choice. "Yes Lord Frieza. We will depart immediately."

"Good. Now get going little monkeys." That always gets on there nerves when he called them such an insulting thing. But they soon departed from the ship without another word.

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Meanwhile back at the raaaannnn…wait…what? Back at the tournament. That's better. "Ladies and gentlemen. If you please come over here I will explain the rules to this event." The green haired woman said. "Okay this is how it goes. There will be no weapons, or summons from anybody. Other than that anything goes. If you get out of the ring your out. If your out for ten seconds or more, your out. If you hit your opponents in the private parts deliberately, your out." Men held their crotches at that statement. "And no poking them in the eyes!"

"So it like the tenkiechi budakai?" Krillin asked.

"Pretty much. Also the winner of this competition gets twenty percent of the gambling money these boys will place on you."

"How's that gonna work?" Some random competitor asked.

"He took the words right out of my mouth." Bardock said.

"Okay, let's just say that you're a long shot in the finals, the odds stacked agents you, and you win. Everyone who said you would win gets a huge amount of money. You get twenty percent of everyone's winnings."

"Interesting." Bardock said.

"That's a lot of money." Jiraiya commented. 'So much research that I can do.'

"Alright time for the drawings." she said to the competitors.

Well it's obvious right now that the only way that Bardock and Jiraiya would face off is by getting through all the weaker ones first. But before they do that, Bardock's gotta meet with his son's friends.

"Hey, guys," Krillin said getting the attention of Goku's other friends.

"Hey, Krillin how've you been?" Yamcha asked his short friend.

"I'm good." He said with a smile. "Guys, I'd like you to meet somebody. Hey, Bardock, come over here."

At that moment he stepped out to let them see him. "Hi. I'm Saiyan Bardock." He had never felt such pressure in his life. He wasn't even this scared when he faced off against Frieza. "I'm Ka- I mean, Goku's father."

They were all shocked and Yamcha was about to criticize him when Krillin stopped him. "He was dead for the last ninteen years, and just came back. So don't even think about trying to say that he's a bad father."

Tien was the first to find his voice after Krillin's comment. "How did you die?"

"I died trying to stop a lizard tyrant that my people served from destroying my planet, and failed. Yeah…I'm an alien."

"I don't remember you saying that." Krillin stated.

"I don't remember that either." Jiraiya said from the same corner that Bardock had come from. "Hi, I'm Jiraiya."

"You mean the guy who writes the Icha Icha sires?" Everyone just stared at Yamcha. "What? Some guy on my Baseball team left it in the locker room." 'Man I dodged a bullet there.'

"Yeah right." Bardock said reading his mind. "You own that copy."

"Ladies and gentlemen!" The green haired woman said on the microphone.

"We'll talk later. But can I get your names before we get started?" The revived Saiyan asked.

"Okay." Krillin said pointing to the people as he says their names. "Yamcha, Tien, Chiaotzu, and...hey…where's…"

"AAAHHHHH!" Master Roshi screamed getting knocked into a wall. (AN: The only thing I'll say is that it involved Rosh being an idiot…and Tsunade's fist.)

"That's Kakarot's martial arts teacher?"

"Yup. That's Master Roshi."

"Kaka-what?" Chiaotzu asked. It was the first time he said anything since Bardock's arrival on the scene.

"Goku's real name." Krillin told the group.

"Okay, I'll want a more detailed explanation later. Right now however, it's time to begin." Tien said. "And where is Goku." At that point Roshi was out of the wall and had swirls in his eyes.

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It took a good two hours before the finals came around. "Ladies and gentlemen! It's time for the finals!" The green haired woman shouted in the microphone. There were cheers sounding throughout the building. "This is your last chance to place bets. So if you haven't done it yet then you better do it now."

Tsunade was at the booth placing her bets on Bardock. "Lady Tsunade, are you sure that's a good idea?"

"Shizune, this is my money. I'll do what I want." the Slug Princess stated.

"Alright, first up we have that black haired guy from who knows where. Give it up for Saiyan Bardock!" The crowd cheered as he walked up to the ring. He was excited to fight Jiraiya and he didn't hide his excitement. "And now, the hermit of Mount Myoboku, Jiraiya, the Toad Mountain Sage!" He appeared in a puff of smoke striking a pose that he probably thought was gallant. But instead he got some laughs and cheers.

Tsunade just sighed at that. "Here we go again. I just hope Bardock can see beyond the mask that he's put on." She said to no one in particular.

"Well let's just see who wins this fight." The green woman haired said. "Will it be the Sanin?" People cheered for him. "Or will it be the guy with the tail?" People cheered again. "As of this moment all bets are done unless your still doing the transactions, then you're the last person on their list. Now. LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!" Cheers erupted from the building so loud that people from outside could hear it. "Ready." The two bowed to each other. "Set." They then go into battle positions. "Begin!"

The two dashed at each other wasting no time to try to get a hit on his opponent. They went at it for quite some time. In fact it took three hours before they finally started to show any signs of fatigue. Even so it took another hour before they finally started to run out of steam. Bardock knew that at that moment…he was going to have to finish it with one final attack just like in his vision. Even though he doesn't know who was going to win, he has some idea about the results.

The crowd was at the edge of their seats. Bardock knew it was time and said, "Man Jiraiya…your really…something." He said between breaths.

"Thanks…your not…too bad…yourself." The Toad Sage said. He was running out of chakara.

"Hey, let's end this. One last attack." Bardock recovered some of his breath.

"Yeah, that sounds good." Jiraiya replied.

They then began to charge their ultimate attacks. Jiraiya, with the Rasengan, and Bardock with the Final Spirit Cannon. People were cheering them on but they didn't hear it. Jiraiya charged and Bardock launched his attack as they shouted at roughly the same time.

"Rasengan!"

"Final Spirit Cannon!"

The two attacks collided and it ended with a bang. No literally, it was a huge explosion. Big enough for Goku and the Iwa-nin that he was speaking to, to feel it. In fact, it was felt all the way to West City. Now that's power. And yet amazingly nothing was destroyed. It was a miracle.

Jiraiya was on the ground not moving, and Bardock was still standing. After the ten count it was announced that the winner was Bardock. Everyone was cheering…well almost everyone. Tsunade was freaking out. She quickly got her money and went over to Jiraiya to heal him and tell him the bad news, when she saw Bardock shoving something down her teammate's thought.

"Hey! What do you think your…" Her voice trailed off when she saw him sit up and stare at his hands. The two teammates looked at each other. He was a serous mess, but that wasn't important right now for she had to warn them. "Jiraiya, I've got some bad news."

Before anyone could say anything, Bardock was given his prize money, which happened to be a lot. Goku's friends walked up to congratulate him. Yamcha hearing what Tsunade said decided to be an idiot and assume the following. "You bet on your friend and now your flat broke aren't you?"

"NO YOU IDIOT! I BET ON BARDOCK AND WON BIG TIME! EVERYTIME I WIN A BET NO MATTER HOW SMALL, SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS!" She screamed/explained.

Jiraiya paled at this. "Um…Bardock, you did say you were a clairvoyant right?"

"I'll check what's going to happen for the next twenty-four hours." He said, closing his eyes he began to focuses on the ugly future caused by her win. Then it hit him, and when his eyes snapped open he visibly paled and started to shake. "No." He said under his breath.

"Bardock…" Krillin said unable to hold his curiosity back. "What's wrong?"

"It's Kakarot." He then stopped shaking and clenched his fist and said. "He's in danger."

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Meanwhile, Goku was about to send off the Iwa-nin that had stopped by when Chi-Chi came out holding little baby Naruto. And since he looks like the Yellow Flash, and he did say that he just adopted a child. They put the pieces together, and they began to attack Goku, so they could kill the boy. If Goku had been facing one of them, or if they were all ki users, he would have won. But it didn't turn out like that. He was quickly subdued with a headhunter jutsu followed up with a guy who sapped Goku of his chakara. He would watch helplessly while they killed Naruto, Gohan, Chi-Chi, and then they would finally end him with one final blow.

"No, stop." Goku pleaded from his place neck deep in earth.

"He's just a baby. What did he do to you?" Chi-Chi shouted at them while holding onto Gohan for dear life with kuni at her neck.

"Because he has the looks of Konoha's Yellow Flash, our village's greatest enemy. That's why!" The ninja raised his kuni to end the life of young Naruto. When a ki that Goku recognized, but never thought in a million years that he would help came to the rescue.

A very long green and pink arm pulled the child out of the man's arms before he could stick a knife in him. Piccolo! That's right folks. The turban warring Demon King was then seen holding Naruto in the crook his arms. And said something that no one that knew him best, even Kami didn't expect to hear from his lips. "Not even I 'The Demon King'. Would stoop so low as to kill a child in that manner."

Wow, that's something I wouldn't think he would say. Well still, he said it anyway. What will happen to our hero? Will Bardock and the others make it in time? Why in the world is Piccolo helping them out? Will I ever get more answers for my polls? Well I guess we're just gonna have to find out on the next chapter. Please review. I hope this made you laugh today.