I hate speeches. So much. Hello everyone, did you have/are you having a good vacation? Good! Have you been reading any good fanfics today? Good for you!

Oh. Oh no. Ehehehe, I'm just gonna go ahead and um abscond. Bye guys! *pretends to never have seen the last message*

One day I'll be active. One day. Wait, did we seriously forget the disclaimer until the last chapter again? Wow. Let's make this a tradition!


"Open your eyes and bare the darkness within, don't fear the evil within..." I repeated. "You and your sister certainly love your riddles!"

"It sounded more like a warning to me." Rain added. "Is Bebe going to carry out her vendetta?"

"Possibly. Just in case we should stay alert." Blake said. "Knowing her she'll try to do something."

"Why was she invited to Eve's wedding again?" I asked.

"Because she and Eve are friends."

Oh. Right. I really need to mention something to Eve about that one day but chances are she knows all about the Betrayal/Blake fiasco. Chances are she either doesn't care or she wants to stay neutral in the situation.

Later that night, once we had a plan in case Betrayal did anything, Rain and I gave Evelyn 'The Talk', then went to our room. Rain, Blake, Iniquity (awkward but she is one of our roommates), and I were playing board games, with a few twists. By this point in the night we figured no one would get any sleep with the newlyweds and M&M around. Seriously I could hear far more than just music and shouting from the other bedrooms and I hated it.

'Ah yes, two of my family members, two strange ones, are getting it on with their respective partner. Everyone I know is either trying to sleep or pass the time by doing their own activity.'

I heard Rain roll the dice, it landed near my forearm. "How many spaces?"

"Move six places." I said in a bored tone. Rain moved her car across the bored. "Have twins. Look at that Rainy you're carrying on our twin legacy."

"Oh joy. You know, I think their other mother wouldn't appreciate it if I adopted kids without her knowing." She picked up two of the pink people in the box. "There, no boys in this family."

"You just don't want to deal with testosterone." Iniquity rolled her eyes. If that's the case I really don't blame Rain.

"Out of all games why did we choose the game of life?" Blake moved her own car across the board. "It forces us to get married and have jobs like actual people."

"Well then, be happy I tipped the board earlier since the only casualty was your car and partner." I said. "At least you don't have four kids like Iniquity and I do."

By the time Iniquity picked a house she could afford Rain flipped the board. This time we decided to play Battle ship instead of pick up the pieces.

"You sunk my battleship!"

"And you sound like one of those kids on the Battleship commercials!"

So the whole night was spent playing games because Blake refused to watch any movies Rain and I picked -I'm sure you know that they were Disney movies- but all in all I would say the night was well-spent...

Nope. Nothing happened. No Betrayal. But what else could we do when no one got any sleep thanks to a certain pair of hormonal teenagers?

Which reminds me I need to tease Mihael about all of the... sounds I heard last night. As for Eve... I'd like to think nothing happened since I ignored everything from her room.

The next few days were spent at the beach. Eevee and EJ were spending the next two weeks in Italy, I swear I'm not jealous. Iniquity and I are good friends now. We actually bonded over stuff! As for the others, most of the guests from the wedding left already, save for the Birthdays, Keehls, the spirit animals, Viola and Matt.

And my babies of course. Who I found in the woods earlier.

"Who's a good disturbing cake creature? You! That's who!" I cooed sweetly. Grinny and Smiley were still the same old cake monsters. Although Smiley had a little cupcake on it's top. I call it The Malicious Cookie Monster, Mal for short.

"S we're leaving tonight get rid of the damn cakes." Mello ordered, I shook my head and held Mal up to him.

"How can you say no to this pastry?" I forced him to take the cupcake. He swatted it away. "Just be happy I listened to Anima and didn't take the foxes I found."

"You're out of your mind." He tsked. "Matt and Blake won't be coming home with us?"

"Why?" I felt my childish grin slip. Where are they going?

"They are going to some park to meet their old friends Hebi and Koneko." Mello crossed his arms. "And Ana and Beacon are spending the next two days with their brother and dads."

"Oh. So does that mean it'll just be you, Viola, and me going home?"

"Nope. Viola's going on a trip to Canada with her partner for business." Mello said. Okay so it's just us for a day.

"...Does this mean we can have a sister/brother bonding moment?" I asked, raising my arms for a hug. He remained unamused.

"Idiot."

"You're so mean to me Mellylocks."

And the familiar banter continued.

That night, we all went to our rooms feeling exhausted. Sleep overcame me pretty easily despite my sister and Blake arguing about something.

So I was pretty surprised to be woken up by a loud crash.

I glared into the darkness. Who was wrestling at this hour? People are trying to sleep dammit!

'S turn off the connection. You're being too loud.' Rain groaned, I glared over at that lump on her bed. Damn twin.

'That wasn't me!' Another crash, this time far too close to my bed. I sat up with a jolt and watched two figures fighting. Okay who let the shadow people in?

'Not me. They must have been alerted by the loud crashes coming from this room.' Rain and I will never be morning people. Or in this case waking-up people.

'It wasn't me you twit!'

"Can you two stop arguing and help me!?" One of the figures yelled. That was Blake!

The problem was I didn't know who was who, so I pounced on the one closest to my bed. Which happened to be Blake.

Oh hi Blake. Have a nice fall? Is what I wanted to say, instead we were knocked over and thrown into, literally into, the left wall. We crashed into the other room, the one Beacon, Ana and Lucy happened to be in.

"OUCH!" "FUCK ME RUNNING!"

"Who was that!?" Beacon shouted, turning on the lamp. Lucy jumped from her bed and looked at us.

"S-sis? What a-are you-"

"LOOK OUT!"

Rain had thrown Betrayal into the dresser to my left. My twin ran through the hole in the wall and threw her knives at Betrayal.

"What the- Rain what are you doing!?" I yelled. Rain darted towards her and had her pinned down.

"Helping like Blake asked us too!"

Blake got up and ran over to them just as Betrayal got out of Rain's hold.

"What a shame Rainy~ I thought you would want to help me..." Betrayal said angrily.

"Maybe if you said Silence, 'cause she's fun to mess with. But I will not help you kill Blakie." Rain said. I'll talk to her about the 'killing me' thing later this is pretty important.

"Alright, both Blake and S!"

"Betrayal leave them out of this!" And now Blake and Betrayal are in a standoff.

"You're both too loud. Don't you think this is better as a family matter, Betrayal?" Iniquity stepped into the room calmly. She walked up to them and glared. "You higher percents are so violent."

"Auntie S, what's going on?" Beacon asked. Beacon, Ana, Lucy and I watched them intensely.

"Well... I think your aunts are about to kill each other." I said. "We should leave. Now."