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Look! An update! Very short though, sorry bout that. Part two should be longer and up by the end of the week if I have my way with it.
By the way I feel I should mention this now even though it doesn't really apply to this chapter: Don't attempt any of the pranks Zack or (heaven forbid) Reno do.
Inappropriate Work Situations: Part 1
Zack was sprawled out on Sephiroth's office couch after his latest caper roaring with laughter over Kira and Elena's reactions.
After a time Zack was finally able to catch his breath and just sat there listening to Sephiroth's mouse clicking.
"Hey Seph?" he suddenly asked, "Tomorrow's casual Friday right?"
"Hmm? Yes, it is." The other male replied.
"Sweet."
"Well, seeing as it's almost ten I'm heading out. You might wanna too Seph. Night!"
Sephiroth stared at the door for a moment and picked up the phone.
"Tseng? It's Sephiroth. Has Reno mentioned anything about tomorrow being Casual Friday? Where? For how long? Two weeks? Did you warn him about the sake and wasabi? Ahh, well he does deserve that nasty shock. Thank you for taking that worry from me. No, Zack was just asking about it. If you have any problems shoot him first and ask questions later this time just to be on the safe side. Thank you."
Last Time:
Sephiroth strode into his office and sat down at his desk, sighing. He couldn't help but be annoyed whenever this would happen; he came to work in leather pants and jacket with no shirt every other day for the love of chocobos! But have him walk in wearing blue jeans and a button-up shirt and a dress jacket and the whole building went straight to hell. What was it about him wearing normal clothes for once that sent the majority of secretaries and all the other people who worked in the building into the bathrooms with bloody noses?
The phone rang and startled Sephiroth from his moping. After blinking at it for a moment he answered it.
"General Sephiroth speaking." The man said curtly, it didn't even take the person on the other line a full sentence until Sephiroth sighed and started rubbing his forehead.
"Put him on please, Tseng…Zack? Zack put the pants on, I mean it. And boxers don't count as pants."
Sephiroth paused as Zack tried to explain but he just got confused over what he was trying to say.
"Zack stop. Look, just because it's casual Friday doesn't mean you can come in without pants on."
At Zack's loud response Sephiroth paled.
"What do you mean Strife's in drag? Is it one of those division initiations?...RENO did?!"
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