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This chapter is kinda annoyingly short. So I finished this chapter and noticed I'd done something wrong and left a loophole. So if you notice something funny it's because of that and let me know so I can fix it please?
Friglit: Seph knows better than to mess around with floozies. The person on the couch is someone important to him.
love-lost-in-the-grave: I want Vincent so bad but I don't know ho~~~ow! Wait, maybe I do. Does anybody know the names of his Turkmates?
If anybody has suggestions for what quotes to use next let me know?
Read and review! I don't own anybody except for Kira.
Inappropriate Work Situations Part 3
Hojo barged into Sephiroth's office and opened his mouth to start his weekly tirade only to be stopped by the silver-haired man's finger as he continued speaking on the phone.
"- I don't care! Find the damn thing and bring it back! It weighs over 2000 pounds! How in Gaia's name do you 'misplace' something that heavy?" Sephiroth slammed the phone down and glared at the doctor, "I don't suppose you know what happened to my helicopter Dr. Hojo?"
"Absolutely not! If anyone you should be asking that First –"
"Zachary Fair, I know. He stole a news chopper not fifteen minutes ago. I'm surprised you haven't heard about that yet. This one went missing several hours ago." As a message popped up on his computer his eye drops dropped to just above his eyes, "And now it seems that another just went missing."
"See! How do you know he didn't steal that one as well?" Hojo snapped back at him after a moment of fish-mouthed gaping at Sephiroth's calmness at Zack's helicopter theft.
"Which is 'that one' Doctor? Besides, he's been on a mission almost all day. You obviously haven't been watching the news." Sephiroth sighed, pointing at the TV along the wall opposite the couch.
As Hojo went back to gaping and turned up the volume on the TV to hear it. Sephiroth's phone began to ring with one of those abominable 'pop' tunes the SOLDIERS and secretaries listened to.
"Zack where are you?..Okay I can see you right now on Midgar Nightly News… Yes, yes that helicopter…I don't suppose the actual pilot of the news helicopter is happy about this. No that's Hojo turning up the news…Zack says 'Hello' doctor… No I'm not entirely sure… Hojo what was it you wanted again?" He asked the older man.
Hojo stared at him blankly for a moment then snapped, "Are there any leads on my missing experiment?"
"No there haven't been. He's still looking for that missing experiment…Ah, yes thank you for reminding me. Doctor Hojo, are you sure you don't have any pictures of the experiment? It's hard to look for something when you don't know what it looks like."
"I already told you all the details of it! Now find it!" With that the bespectacled man stormed out, slamming the door behind him.
"Yes he left. No, I don't know where she is. Yes you're still on the news; they've been rerunning the 'exciting' parts alongside the new footage all afternoon. I'm not going to tape it for you. No, they've already shown the car chase part. Zack quit whining, wait, Kira's calling I'll get back to in a minute.
"Hello, Kira. Where are you?…Why?…Ah, I see. You two do your best then. I'm calling Zack back now.
"Zack? Elena borrowed a chopper and Kira to help you and Reno and then to bring the two of you and whatever is making that unholy noise back...I don't care what you told the church…Told the girl, told the church it's all the same to me - That's no excuse. Bring the helicopter back to the news people by nine or you're in the brig."
Meanwhile in the Turk offices, Tseng was returning from an assignment for the President's son Rufus. As he walked into his office he noticed that his answering machine light was flashing, so before he settled into the office he pressed the playback messages button.
It wasn't the best idea he'd ever had.
Ah, the entrance of Tseng. Perhaps I should start throwing in Reno more or just give him his own chapter.
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