The Invasion Starts

[JBL & Michael Cole]

Oh my! Big Show, Mark Henry, John Cena, Roman Reigns, and Daniel Bryan have all cornered the WWE World Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar and his manager Paul Heyman

I don't know if this is a good idea to corner a beast like Lesnar.

AND HERE WE GO! They're assualting Lesnar and the Beast is fighting back, and oh my Big Show with a massive punch, John when was the last time you've ever seen Lesnar get destroyed like this.

Never in my life Cole and...wait! And here comes Seth Rollins

Mr. Money in the Bank is coming to cash in!

Suddenly the lights went out and a few seconds later the titantron lit up with the image of Tommy Wiseau legendary scene of "YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!" as a heavy metal version of The Room's main theme played. Johnny ran down the ramp and clotheslined Rollins knocking him out.

Oh my it's Johnny Wiseau! What's he doing here?

He's not in the WWE! Get him out of here!

Johnny rushed into the ring and instantly speared Mark Henry causing him to roll out of the ring. He kneed Daniel Bryan in the gut and tossed him out the ring, as Cena began to punch him. Johnny wrapped both of his hands around Cena's throat, headbutted him and threw him out of the ring, immediately afterwards Johnny ran towards Reigns, Superman Punching out of the ring as well.

Johnny Wiseau cleaning house!

Johnny eyeing the Big Show then grabbed by the throat with his left hand and with his right arm under Big Show's leg hoisted the giant over his head in a military/gorilla press position.

OH MY GOD!

HOLY SH-

JOHN HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYONE LIFT THE BIG SHOW LIKE THAT?

NEVER

"I FED UP WIT DIS WURLD!" yelled Johnny as he slammed Big Show hard on the ground. The Big Show rolled out the ring in pain. Johnny then turn his attention towards the beatened Brock Lesnar. Johnny moved his hand around his waist signaling that he wanted the WWE World Heavyweight Championship.

"Hold there just a second Mr. Wiseau, you can't touch my client Broc-" said Paul Heyman before Johnny grabbed his throat and chokeslamed him on top of Lesnar. Johnny grabbed the championship belt and walked back up the ramp, holding it up in the air as a victory sign.

Oh my he's leaving with the championship

Will you shut up with the "oh my" already Cole?

[Backstage]

"Hi babe, I got dis fur yoo. Ahahaha" laughed Johnny to Lisa who was waiting for him

"Thank you Johnny it's beautiful, can I try it on now." asked Lisa

"Shurr it's yooors, aanythiing fur my princess." laughed Johnny as Mark, Denny, Peter, Steven, Mike, and Chris R walked into the locker room.

"Oh Hai everybody! You ready to take over WWF?" asked Johnny to his team

"YEAH!" shouted everyone

"Just one seconded Mr. Wiseau" said Triple H as he walked into the locker room with Stephanie. Everyone glared at him and Stephanine before he began to talk.

"You need to earn that Championship, and starting today I am reinstating the King Of The Ring tournament with the winner facing Brock Lesnar for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship at Wrestlemania XXXXXLKFCVSMKKDSA, got it." said Triple H sternly towards Johnny.

"Ahaha yeah I got the picture go on, I'm listening." replied Johnny who was clearly not listening.

"But I'm done." said a confused Triple H

"You little TRAMP!, HOW DURR YOO TALK TO ME LIKE DAT!" yelled Johnny as he assaulted Triple H and Stephanie kicking them out The Locker Room.

Oh my, how will this turn out? Find out next week on RAW!

Shut up already.