DPPG! Name Meaning Key:
Miyako {Rolling Bubbles} – Capital; Beautiful Child.
Kaoru {Powered Buttercup} – Fragrant
Momoko {Hyper Blossom} – Peach Child

Chapter Two:

'Trust those who deserve your trust.'

Kaoru POV

I was always a light sleeper, my brother's made sure of that. It was always best to be on your guard in a house where you could get jumped any minute for a play fight. So when I felt a finger stroking my hair you can imagine the panic I felt. The room pitch black, it didn't matter how much I squinted as it all remained the same, so I huffed in annoyance.

"You're awake."
"No shit Sherlock." Way to state the obvious. Not only did I get kidnapped, but obviously I was taken down by one of the dimmer people in the room. Great. Someone get this guy a dictionary, I have a feeling he might need it— preferably lodged in his face, if any higher power could be troubled to do so.

"Calm down feisty pants, it was just an observation, No need to get all snippy Sass Queen."

Two pet names in one sentence. Wow. Alright, I'm going to actually pretend you said something that I didn't already know and actually said something useful. For example, your name or how easy it will be for my fist to smack your jugular.

"Yikes. Not a morning person... or afternoon person, I guess. My name is tall, dark, and attractive, but I'll also answer to 'Love of my life' and 'oh revered one'. As for the jugular thing, considering you were knocked out spare a few minutes ago, I'd say not much of a chance."

If this thought reading thing isn't a total bluff I am going to have a semi-decent time ignoring your existence, but if it is not I have some very persuasive mental images in store to butt you out.

"Bring it on Shortcake. Lay 'em on me, I like a challenge."

"MY MIND IS BURNING, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A FUJOSHI"

"I'm not."

"Tch, 'I'm not' she says, tell that to my bleeding mind, woman!"

"Wow, you whine like a girl, it must be bleeding a period" 'Cuz damn you hormonal.

And that was when the fist fight started.

ONE ETERNITY LATER

Multiple punches and hair tugging left the two of us irritated and sitting next to each other in the dark, now that most of my frustration was gone I could ask the real questions:
"Oh Revered Bull Shitter, What is your actual name?"

"Ask nicer, asshole."

"Speak English, ask nicely is the proper—"

"You're really annoying."

"I could call you worse."

Silence for a couple of minutes

"So why exactly did you bring us here anyways?"

"'Us' huh?"

"Yeah. My two friends are here, right?"

"Well, yeah, but I was really only in it for you."

"Yeah, Okay Stalker, Answer the question. Why."

"Ask nicely Ms. Grammar." He mocked

"That's as nice as I get."

"I sure as hell know you can get worse…" He mutters, probably recalling the cruel imagery I displayed not too long ago. Sighing "It doesn't really matter, does it… It's kind of… personal…"

Well damn, if that wasn't all cryptic and quiet I'm not entirely sure what that would classify as… "Bullshit" Ah, there's the word. Rolls off the tongue, especially well off his it seems.
I could almost feel him roll his eyes. "Whatever. "

Clearing his throat, he almost awkwardly stood up, his hand tugging at my wrist.

"You can't see in the dark, right? C'mon, I don't have all day princess."

"Slow down Speedy Gonzales, give me a minute." Stupid. Giant Ass Bed. Comfy as Fuck. Fluffy death trap.

"You need help there Sunshine? You look a little… Stuck."

"Don't mock me. I am perfectly able—"

"I can see you, nice try." He quite easily picks me up and plops me down on my feet "If you need help Cupcake, ask."

As if, help from your kidnapper? That's not even a thing.

"It is now"

I will make your brain bleed, don't test me boy.

"Note taken. Thought free zone. Got it."

"Where are we going?"

"Two Places."

"Alright Mr. Tall, Creepy, and Vague, Care to elaborate."

Once again sensing that eye roll "Light, and Food."

"Light?"

"You wanted to see me right?"

"No, I wanted to know who you are. I'm sure my retinas will burn if I see you. I could care less, honestly."

"They might burn from how dazzling I am, honestly, and since you don't know what you're missing out on, I feel the need to educate you."

"Educate me? I highly doubt you're able."

"I'm was able to school you in a fight—both of them."

That set me off "Excuse me Annoyance of my Life—"

"Ha, Cute Nickname, Let's keep that one."

"—I fight fairly."

"Yeah, fairly horrible. Anyways 'Fighting fair'…look where that got you; being dirty is much more fun, Kaoru. I'm sure you can agree since your mind is goddamn traumatic, really. We could try it later~"

"I do not appreciate your suggestive undertones."

"Hey, well most people don't. Look at all the fucks I give."

I rolled my eyes, "Are we there yet?"

"Wow it's almost like our first car trip together… To answer your question, we've been walking in circles in my room for the past two minutes. Of course we're there."

"What the hell?"

"I was holding your hand, I was tempted. Anyways, let's go, into the light!"

The door opens and I can feel my brain sobbing. Pitch black darkness into a high voltage lite hallway? Never a good idea. Horrible Idea. Horrible choice. My head is pounding.

"How are you not getting whiplash? I'm getting a headache with my eyes closed?"

"That, my dear is because I have more skill than you."

"Screw off…"

"Already asking such things without even seeing me. Gasp. I must have left an impression."

"Sarcastic son of a—"

"Sempai noticed me, I can die happy."

"You are—"

"Gorgeous, Lovely, or Your Soulmate, maybe?"

"—really annoying." I flutter my eyes, staring at the ground until things start to clear up.

"Was it love at first sound Kaoru?"

"Shut up, I'm trying to focus." Squinting my eyes, I looked up until I met with a pair of green eyes identical to mine.

I groaned "Please tell me I'm just looking at one fucked up mirror"

"Ding, ding, we don't have a winner folks. Try again."

"I hate my life"

"Oh I know, I love my life."