Chapter 2: singing in the shower.
Summary: Picard and Kirk share a habit, but when Bones and Larten find out this, will the duo of CMO and freak let it go? No, because what good of friends would they be without teasing there good captains?
Characters for this piece: Jean-Luc Picard, Jim Kirk, Bones, Larten.
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Bones sighed, "What is taking him so long? Jim had been in the shower for a hour now. Being the curious one he was, the CMO went to take a look into it.
"Oh… who lives in a pineapple under the sea?" a voice sang. Spunge bob square pants it continued… Bones got closer… closer… Turns on video camera. "Is orange and yellow and porous is he!" he continued. "hehhehehe, won't the rest of the crew be happy to see this?" After getting all this juicy stuff for blackmailing later, never let it be said that McCoy wasn't as mischievous as his captain. He watched Jim do the rest of his routine in the shadows. The shower turned itself off… "Damn, where to hide? Where to hide? He found a nice spot to hide. Jim got out, snatching the towel from the hook. "Ah, that was a good shower. Better let Bones know it's free. Without warning, hands wrapped around his shoulder… "So Jim, Who lives in a shower stall under the sea," a voice seemed to ask innocently. Jim's face… O.o. "Definitely not mine… Bones, is that a camera? "Camera? I don't know what your talkin' about?" "Gimme that!" "No, never!" "As your captain, I order you to give me that camera!" "Never, Jim!," Bones said. He took off, his captain chasing him through the rest of the house, with just a towel on.
Suddenly Without warning the door opened and a rather flustered Larten walked into the duo's quarters. "Mind if I… Oh… caught you," said a voice. A rather happy Picard stalked after Larten whom was holding a video camera. Bones pulled Larten into a closet, "So care to tell me what happened?" "Jean-Luc was singing in the shower." "Oh, what a coincidence, Jim was as well," Bones chuckled. "I have an idea, switch targets. "Now how do you suppose we do that," Bones asked. "Ha, leave that to me, Doctor!
"Where did they Go," asked Jim. "No idea, but check the closets," Jean-Luc said. As Bones and Larten were about to head out the closet, Jean-Luc caught them. "Give up those cameras, gentleman." Larten was the quicker one, as he pushed out of the closet, went behind Picard, then did a Vulcan nerve pinch. "No fare," Jim complained. "Suck it up, infant!" Bones said. Jim slipped. "Jim, You okay? Jim, Jim!" Bones knelt down to check on Jim, dropping his camera. Hands reached out to take the camera, hitting the delete vid button. "Haha, you fell for it," Jim sang in a sing song voice. "Actually Jim, that was the wrong camera." "What, get back here!" Jim roared. Larten was without his camera and was concerned for Picard, so he went and checked his pulse. "You okay," he asked. A hand took his own and squeezed. "I'm fine, whatever happened to that camera," Picard asked. "I gave it to McCoy, after that, I'm guessing Jim got it. "Picard smiled, Truce?" Larten grinned. For you captain? Anything. The 2 got to their feet, watching as Jim caught Bones. "I got you this time!" Jim cried happily. Bones set down his camera at Jim's feet, before wrapping his arms around Jim's torso. "I surrender," he said resignedly. "I know," Jim said laughing. "Cm'on everyone, let's get dressed then we can head to the local Spacehop. "Chocolate chip pancakes, here I come," Larten said. "They better have nutritional value to em'." Bones grunted. "Agreed, Doctor," Picard said. The 4 separated to get ready. When they were ready, Jim was waiting at the door with Picard. "So care to tell us why you wanted to record us singing in the shower," asked Picard. "Larten smiled, he and Leonard had this discussion. "Because we enjoy seeing you react," Bones finished. "And we enjoy the chase," Larten said. The 2 captain's nodded, they wouldn't forget this anytime soon.
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