Okay so Captain Falcon and Pichu and da team gais all chased Shulk down New York City becuase they didn't want another villain team so eveuantlyl they caught him becasue he got really tired yo'. Must've been all that Mario Kart 8 or sometihng.

"Okay i'm sorry" said Shulp. "But first you must fight mah new villounsis taerm!1!1!" and so Shuln broubt in all his teammates to form his new team. It was:

*Mario Kart 8

*Ice Climbers

*Francis

*Fitness-Dammy

*Baby

"WILL BABY FIND A WAY" sayd random DBZ announcer guy as Baby started the battle to find a way. "It will take more than jungle tactics to defeat MEEEE" he said as he picked up professional black guy B.D. Joe's car and threw it at E-102 Gamma. But then Gamma relefected the car adn it instade hitr Baby or atleast tried but he doefged it so it couldn't.

"I got Baby to pound me" said Matt Berninger as he suddenly reappeared and kidnapped Baby becuase he wrote a song for da National called Humiliation about how he got Baby to pound him.

"Excuse me but I do believe that Baby is mein" said a mysterious voice whih was actually revealed to be Jack White from da band the White Stripes. "We called him Baby" said Jack White as he kidnapped Baby again from Matt because he also wrote a song about Baby called The Hardest Button to Button. Apparently Baby is actually Jack White's little borther whci hmeans that because he is from DBZ that maens dat he cun go super sayain!1!11!1111! -Matt Patt frum Gaym Theory

"Fcuk dis shit i'm outta here" said Baby becasue hge's had enoug hod dis shit and so he flew away to go kill Vegeta or something. But then Francis was all liek "I hate skyscrapers. EOUH" and he took the Mario Kart 8 n thrw it at Bubby and then Bab exploded and deid.

Then John Lennon tied a piano to an anvil and dropped it on Francis' head. "What the hell is this?" said Francis after he died. "lol idiot, I am bigger than Jesus" sauid Jhon as he then kicked a guitar and it rocketedf towarss da Ice Climbers but den it got frozen because he let it go. (Geddit?)

But then Dammy stepped up to the batter's plate and said "BASEBALL, OKAAAAAAAAAAAY" and then weakly threw a baseball at Curtptan Flunocuan but he had a baseball bat and made it flew away. Dammy was also wearing a Naruto costume and was also Rijno.

"DJ halp i am in troubl" said Dimey but there wasn't a DJ because DJ is a bald and he sucks like Dammy and nobody really likes him that much. Then Brjdoe got in his taxi and ran over the shoe type and then Pichaur electrocuted him and Gamma pinched him because it was St. Patrick's Day lol. It was then revealed that Dammy was actually

Bald emo if he was a brony

"I am a boring dork type who watches Naruto and now I am an emo dork type and that is even worse. I also watch mlp and that sucks liek Naruto so now I will destroy u wit boring lifestyle plans that nobody cares about" said bald emo Darm as he threw a copy of Reader's Digest at Matt Berninger but then Matt tore up da stupid ass book becasue it sucks. "Nice story, tell it to Reader's Digest" he said in a similar fasion to Dave Mustain frum Metallica as he bopped Damster on da noggin wit a microphone stand and threw a teddy bear at him.

"Hahaha, die" saysd Matt as he proceeded to brutally stuff pizza down Dammy's face. Then Dammy died because he is allergic to food and cannot eat it because he'll lose his hair even though he already has. Then they all threw a big-ass party at Matt's house but den da villaious Shulp taem crashed da parteh.

"Fuck yo' party" sayd Shulp as he and his tema messed up the whole party liek shoes.

"Ey' fuck you Shuylp and yur tarm" sayd Cpaityrn Fluaocyn as he then falcuon pwounaeched Shalrysp into the roof of da house and into space like everything else lol.

Then da Ice Climbers froze Catnip Flowerpot as he falcons purnch'd de ice and den made punch but it was fruit punch and it had a falcon in it. "CAW, CAW" said da falcon as it flew in da Ice Climbrs' faces and then killed thme.

"Wait we forgot to get the boxes" thought Pichu.

The end fuck this.