Enigma69 (12:00:00): Sunshine? You here?
Buttercup1983 (12:00:05): Yes.
Enigma69 (12:00:10): Hi.
Buttercup1983 (12:00:25): Hi (smiling shyly). ...so, how was the visit with your son?
Enigma69 (12:01:00): (incomprehensible muttering)
Buttercup1983 (12:01:20): (tilts head)
Enigma69 (12:02:10): He recently started walking. I hadn't thought to put things higher up.
Buttercup1983 (12:02:50): (wrinkles nose) What'd he get into?
Enigma69 (12:03:40): (sigh) Everything. The little fucker can run!
Buttercup1983 (12:05:39): (nods head seriously, biting back the laughter that's dying to come out) Toddlers can certainly be a handful.
Enigma69 (12:06:10): You didn't hold it back at all, did you? (accusing stare)
Buttercup1983 (12:06:40): I tried! Wait, how'd you know?
Enigma69 (12:07:00): You took nearly 2 minutes to respond.
Buttercup1983 (12:07:50): Oh...drat. I forgot about the timestamp. So what exactly did he do?
Enigma69 (12:09:55): (sigh) First, when I was making him a sandwich, he found the condoms and lube. He created a found art masterpiece on my new duvet.
Buttercup1983 (12:11:40): Oh God. (I am most definitely NOT laughing my ass off)
Enigma69 (12:11:50): Grrr...
Buttercup1983 (12:12:20): Is it getting hot in here?
Enigma69 (12:13:10): (adjusting myself; filing away the observation that you probably like to be taken hard)
Buttercup1983 (12:14:20): (blushing; quickly changing the subject) Look at the bright side. It'll make great blackmail later.
Enigma69 (12:14:30): ???
Buttercup1983 (12:15:20): When he's a teenager, he'd probably do nearly anything to keep you from telling his first boyfriend or girlfriend that story.
Enigma69 (12:15:55): You have a devious mind. I'm impressed.
Buttercup1983 (12:16:20): Thanks (bright smile)
Enigma69 (12:17:30): I still don't get how he managed to open the condoms. I think that takes more fine motor skills than he should have at his age...
Buttercup1983 (12:19:20): (giggling) You are truly unique. I don't think any other person would contemplate the situation so deeply...so what else did he get into?
Enigma69 (12:19:55): The big boy toy chest.
Buttercup1983 (12:21:00): Please tell me that he didn't come out in leather and chains with a dildo in his hand...or anywhere else (laughing so hard, I'm crying)
Enigma69 (12:22:20): You are nearly as twisted as I am...I like...
Buttercup1983 (12:22:35): (blushing)
Enigma69 (12:23:10): No. I don't have anything in his size.
Buttercup1983 (12:24:20): (laughing so hard, I'm crying)
Enigma69 (12:25:35): He did, however, manage to smack my ass a few times with my favorite crop. I think it's his favorite now, too. I had to chase him for 30 minutes before I got it away from him.
Buttercup1983 (12:26:20): (giggling) Ah, a natural (nodding in approval)
Enigma69 (12:27:00): Yes, the condom doesn't fall far from the bowl...
Buttercup1983 (12:28:10): Well...to some degree...wait, you keep your condoms in a bowl?
Enigma69 (12:29:00): (chuckling) I told you I was a slut. I wasn't kidding. Does that bother you?
Buttercup1983 (12:31:00): No.
Enigma69 (12:31:35): It took you a long time to write one word. I can sense a but in there...don't be shy. Tell me what you are thinking.
Buttercup1983 (12:32:33): Well...okay. Two things...one...I haven't known you long, but even I can see that you have a lot more to offer than your body...You don't agree?
Enigma69 (12:34:00): No.
Buttercup1983 (12:34:32): It took you a long time to write one word...???
Enigma69 (12:35:10): I was deciding whether to be honest or make a joke.
Buttercup1983 (12:36:00): I hope I can help you see that you're wrong.
Enigma69 (12:36:30): what if I'm not?
Buttercup1983 (12:36:50): You are. I'm absolutely sure about that.
Enigma69 (12:38:00): What was the second thing?
Buttercup1983 (12:38:20): Hmm??
Buttercup1983 (12:38:30): Oh, right.
Buttercup1983 (12:39:20): two...(deep blush; nervous laugh) I'm a little intimidated.
Enigma69 (12:39:50): (smirking) I bet you're a natural.
Buttercup1983 (12:40:40): (blushing even deeper; biting lip) Why do you say that?
Buttercup1983 (12:42:00): You're taking an awfully long time...not that my heart's pounding so loud in my chest that I'm afraid it might explode...or anything...
Enigma69 (12:44:00): (You are too cute!) Well...you write incredibly hot smut (displaying the imagination and enthusiasm any great lover needs). Plus, as I just learned tonight, you're devious and twisted (demonstrating the potential to be an excellent lover). On top of that, you've managed to get me achingly hard two nights in a row, and I haven't even seen you yet.
Buttercup1983 (12:46:00): Oh God. You just gave me the most delightful full-body shiver. But...
Enigma69 (12:47:00): You and your buts...I'd prefer to discuss you and your butt...(smirking) still...but what?
Buttercup1983 (12:47:30): (bright smile)
Buttercup1983 (12:48:30): (wrinkling nose) I have difficulty believing that I turn you on as much as you claim.
Enigma69 (12:49:20): I never lie about sex. I'm a purist. No one's feelings are worth betraying my art. If I have to pretend, I don't want to be fucking that person anyway.
Buttercup1983 (12:50:33): Your art? You must be an incredible lover...
Enigma69 (12:51:02): That's what everyone says.
Buttercup1983 (12:51:20): Wow!
Buttercup1983 (12:51:50): Please tell me you don't have a Web site, where people can leave reviews...
Enigma69 (12:52:40): (chuckling) No, but if that had occurred to me a few years ago, I might have done it.
Enigma69 (12:53:00): So...did you think about me last night?
Buttercup1983 (12:53:30): Umm...
Enigma69 (12:54:00): Ooo...whatever you are thinking must be interesting...tell me.
Buttercup1983 (12:55:30): (taking a deep breath and blushing a darker pink than ever before) Yes, I did...and this morning...and this afternoon...and 20 minutes before we started IMing.
Enigma69 (12:55:40): Holy Shit! I'm flattered and even more turned on.
Buttercup1983 (12:56:20): I can't believe I just told you that!
Enigma69 (12:57:10): Well...since you were so honest...I'll admit that I thought of you more than once, too.
Buttercup1983 (12:58:00): Really? (million-watt smile)
Enigma69 (12:58:10): Yes. I told you that you turn me on like crazy...all that blushing and whatnot...the fact that you are nearly virginal gave me a lot of steam.
Buttercup1983 (1:00:00): Oh...super.
Enigma69 (1:00:20): Where do you live?
Buttercup1983 (1:01:20): (eyes widen) Why do you want to know?
Enigma69 (1:01:50): I need to know whether airfare is involved...
Buttercup1983 (1:02:00): ???
Enigma69 (1:02:30): I. want. to. see. you. (well...more than that really...)
Buttercup1983 (1:03:30): (swallowing hard) You do?
Enigma69 (1:03:55): Yes.
Buttercup1983 (1:05:00): (biting my thumbnail)
Enigma69 (1:05:10): and...survey says...
Buttercup1983 (1:06:00): Pittsburgh
Enigma69 (1:06:30): No. Fucking. Way.
Buttercup1983 (1:06:45): What?
Enigma69 (1:07:10): I also live in the Pitts.
Buttercup1983 (1:07:39): (eyes as wide as saucers) Really?
Enigma69 (1:07:44): Yup.
Enigma69 (1:07:44): Have you ever been to Babylon?
Buttercup1983 (1:08:30): I've never been to Iraq.
Enigma69 (1:08:45): (chuckles)
Enigma69 (1:09:10): I meant the club in Pittsburgh
Buttercup1983 (1:09:50): Oh...no. Why?
Enigma69 (1:10:30): I just wanted to be sure I don't already know you.
Buttercup1983 (1:11:00): Oh...
Enigma69 (1:12:00): What are you doing right now?
Buttercup1983 (1:13:03): (heart skipped a beat...not breathing) Why?
Enigma69 (1:13:30): I. want. to. see. you.
Buttercup1983 (1:14:20): Oh God. Are you serious?
Enigma69 (1:16:00): This is about as serious as I get. I'll come to you if you want...I really want to see you (You think your level of honesty is shocking...I've never been this honest with anyone...about my feelings anyway...I'm usually never honest about them)
Buttercup1983 (1:17:05): (argh) Ok...but I'll come to you.
Enigma69 (1:17:20): Do you know where the Liberty Diner is?
Buttercup1983 (1:18:00): I've never been there, but I'm sure I could find it. I know where Liberty Avenue is.
Enigma69 (1:19:00): Okay. Meet me out front. We can go to my place together from there. That'd probably be easier. How soon can you make it?
Buttercup1983 (1:19:30): Uh...45 minutes...I need to shower.
Enigma69 (1:20:00): (chuckling) Oh right...You were thinking about me before we started chatting...
Buttercup1983 (1:20:30): I cannot believe I'm actually doing this...wait, how will you know me?
Enigma69 (1:20:50): I'll look for the hot blond...with longish hair and a gorgeous ass.
Buttercup1983 (1:21:20): Wow...you remember...
Enigma69 (1:21:50): How could I forget? Okay...I expect to see you at 2:10, so you'd better get going...
Buttercup1983 (1:22:20): Ok. Later...
Enigma69 (1:22:30): Later...